A Gift Guide for a Clam That Wants to Walk Among Humans as an Equal
“Clams are just clams. Not people.” That’s what they all say. But one clam will prove them all wrong—with the help of a few essential items.
Will the U.S. Beat Belgium in the World Cup? Psychic Clam Says Yes!
Clam the psychic clam, who has accurately predicted every U.S. victory in the 2014 World Cup, has reached deep into the psychic aether and emerged with a prophecy: The United States will beat Belgium in today's knockout World Cup game.
