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    Nicolas Sarkozy Prefers Bonux Detergent

    Your Mind Will Be on One Thing Only

    Stupid Lazy Dishonest Mexican Likes Sanka

    When Cigarette Ads Had Balls

    [Had to Discard Every Headline]

    Disco Stu Welcomes You

    'DDT Is Good For Me-e-e!'

    Sprite Blow Job Ad Shockingly Derivative

    Coca-Cola: Superior to Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Heroin Syrup

    Keep Your Baby Fresh, In Cellophane
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    Image of cassandra cassandra
    11/04/09

    In reply to Nicolas Sarkozy Prefers Bonux Detergent
    How did that little blond child grow up to be a short, swarthy Frenchman? Baffling. #advertising
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/03/09

    In reply to Nicolas Sarkozy Prefers Bonux Detergent
    Alors... he's the Marilyn Chambers of France?

    Here, while you're thinking about it, french yourself up a little... #advertising
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/03/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Not everyone is as flexible as you. #advertising
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/03/09

    @raincoaster:

    Anyone else but you, hein? Poor twah: #advertising
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/03/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Merci. Normally I can't abide precious brunettes, but Carla Bruni has always been one of my favorite artsie eccentrics. #advertising
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    Image of randomnessish randomnessish
    11/03/09

    In reply to Nicolas Sarkozy Prefers Bonux Detergent
    Was young Nicolas Sarkozy also a Vietnam war vet? Because if that apparent lack of anything below the knee is true, he needs a bottle of booze and a wheelchair. #advertising
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/03/09

    In reply to Nicolas Sarkozy Prefers Bonux Detergent
    Soooo, you're saying because there may have been an incident involving a comatose and then hysterical Spirit Fingers upon viewing Mr. Doo-Bee live while appearing on Romper Room in an unbelievably itchy green sweater and tights made out of salted burlap beaten on a rock (Thanks, mom), therefore leading to a 10 kid kicking, screaming meltdown for all involved during the "magic mirror" segment...said person may not be able to be taken seriously as leader of the free world? Good to know. #advertising
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/03/09

    @Spirit Fingers:

    Egad. Did Barney vomit on you too? What a mess. #advertising
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    Image of TheologicalSong TheologicalSong
    11/03/09

    In reply to Nicolas Sarkozy Prefers Bonux Detergent
    actually, Hamilton, commercials and print work (which has distinct overlap with the oh-so-glamorous world of modeling) are a sought after opportunity for many of us actors to make some decent money. not sure what's embarrassing about that. this particular ad, in fact, is somewhat refreshing and humanizing in light of Sarkozy's policymaking and general buffoonery. and more than anything, is in fact predictably indicative of a life of ongoing privilege. #advertising
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/03/09

    @TheologicalSong: Wonder why they've never dug up Anderson Cooper's child model work? #advertising
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    raincoaster was starred raincoaster was unstarred
    Image of TheologicalSong TheologicalSong
    11/03/09

    @raincoaster: not sure I follow. did he do some? #advertising
     Reply
    TheologicalSong was starred TheologicalSong was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/03/09

    @TheologicalSong: Oh, indeed he did. And Gawker luvs them some Coop. #advertising
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    Image of TheologicalSong TheologicalSong
    11/03/09

    @raincoaster: ah. true! #advertising
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/03/09


    @TheologicalSong: Here ya go. #advertising
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    Image of TheologicalSong TheologicalSong
    11/04/09

    @raincoaster: nice! #advertising
     Reply
    TheologicalSong was starred TheologicalSong was unstarred
    Image of goetz goetz
    11/03/09

    In reply to Nicolas Sarkozy Prefers Bonux Detergent
    This ad has all major modes of transportation covered: planes, cars, and rickshaws. And small children. #advertising
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    seyswho promoted this comment goetz was starred goetz was unstarred
    Image of seyswho seyswho
    11/03/09

    @goetz: Whenever I try to drive a small child on a long road trip, he starts to sag in the middle after about a block. Do you think he's defective? #advertising
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    11/03/09

    @seyswho: You're only using one? There's your problem. You want to harness up a team of six.
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    Edited by MissNormaDesmond at 11/03/09 5:33 PM MissNormaDesmond was starred MissNormaDesmond was unstarred
    Image of seyswho seyswho
    11/03/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: Ah, that makes sense. I'll get the Duggars on this right away.
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    Edited by seyswho at 11/03/09 5:44 PM seyswho was starred seyswho was unstarred
    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/03/09

    @seyswho: I drive a Gosselin V8. #advertising
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    Image of goetz goetz
    11/03/09

    @seyswho: Yeesh... yeah, you're probably going to need to replace the whole powertrain on that. I could do it, but, honestly, you're better off just getting a new kid. #advertising
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    Image of econdave econdave
    11/03/09

    In reply to Nicolas Sarkozy Prefers Bonux Detergent
    You read it here first: President Mikey. #advertising
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    econdave was starred econdave was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/28/09

    In reply to Your Mind Will Be on One Thing Only
    I think that should say "Save him from pizen." #advertising
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10/28/09

    In reply to Your Mind Will Be on One Thing Only
    From the type layout, I thought this was about curing Whiskey Dick. #advertising
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/28/09

    @BadUncle: Oh my God, I'm dying over here. #advertising
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    scroll_lock was starred scroll_lock was unstarred
    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/28/09

    @BadUncle: Followed by the inevitable Beer nuts. #advertising
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10/28/09

    @scroll_lock: that's because we're both on snarkotics. #advertising
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/28/09

    @BadUncle: Did you ever know that you're my hero-in? #advertising
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    10/28/09

    In reply to Your Mind Will Be on One Thing Only
    Geez. Anybody else seeing some desperate woman with a hubby that's a little too fond of the drink, or those other devil-tonics, and her only recourse is to slip a little health-o-matic brew (alcohol based joy juice) in his favorite libation while she and the young'ins read the bible and hope the night sweats and demonic possession goes away without needing leeches?! Just me? Oh, okay, riiight. #advertising
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    10/28/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Yeah, I'm seeing her too. You're not going to tell the husband about us, are you? #advertising
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    SidAndFinancy was starred SidAndFinancy was unstarred
    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    10/28/09

    @SidAndFinancy: You kidding me? Naw, I'm too scared. And why is Dakota Fanning in this movie? #advertising
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    Image of Sugar Boots Sugar Boots
    10/28/09

    In reply to Your Mind Will Be on One Thing Only
    Darn. Doesn't appear to work for my vodka and weed habit. #advertising
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    skahammer promoted this comment Sugar Boots was starred Sugar Boots was unstarred
    Image of skahammer skahammer
    10/28/09

    @Sugar Boots: But that's the cure! #advertising
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    10/28/09

    In reply to Your Mind Will Be on One Thing Only
    Paregoric used to be readily available. Powerful stuff. #advertising
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    Image of quaintsayings quaintsayings
    10/28/09

    In reply to Your Mind Will Be on One Thing Only
    Ahhh laudanum. That's the only cure for my dropsy. #advertising
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    TheBusinessGuy promoted this comment quaintsayings was starred quaintsayings was unstarred
    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    10/28/09

    In reply to Your Mind Will Be on One Thing Only
    Alas, if only i had this elixir before commenting last night... #advertising
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    TableNein promoted this comment resipsaloquacious was starred resipsaloquacious was unstarred
    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    10/28/09

    In reply to Your Mind Will Be on One Thing Only
    Two great tastes that taste great together. #advertising
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    SidAndFinancy was starred SidAndFinancy was unstarred
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