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    Murderous Pistol Cannot Hurt You

    Nicolas Sarkozy Prefers Bonux Detergent

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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    11/24/09

    In reply to Murderous Pistol Cannot Hurt You
    Man, Sterling Cooper really has come a long way.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/24/09

    In reply to Murderous Pistol Cannot Hurt You
    What's the difference between a crooked pistol and a constipated owl?
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    Image of fuckingoldman fuckingoldman
    11/24/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: One can plug a wiseguy and one is a plugged wise guy. Just a guess.
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming promoted this comment fuckingoldman was starred fuckingoldman was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/24/09

    @fuckingoldman: Crooked pistol will shoot shoot shoot, but never hit

    #tips
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of fuckingoldman fuckingoldman
    11/24/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: *groan* *smile*
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    11/24/09

    In reply to Murderous Pistol Cannot Hurt You
    Interestingly, this gun may not have killed that little girl (or her doll), but it did kill William McKinley. [en.wikipedia.org]

    To the the Temple Of Music by the Tower Of Light between the Fountain Of Abundance and the Court of Lilies at the great Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo, everybody! (Anybody? Anybody...?)
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    Edited by Perhaps Not at 11/24/09 7:20 PM Perhaps Not was starred Perhaps Not was unstarred
    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/24/09

    In reply to Murderous Pistol Cannot Hurt You
    I dunno. That doll looks awfully dead to me. Ah, but wasn't it great when things were made right here in Fitchburg, USA?
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    TheBusinessGuy was starred TheBusinessGuy was unstarred
    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/24/09

    In reply to Murderous Pistol Cannot Hurt You
    Papa says it won't hurt us.

    Giving me all kinds of creepy vibe.

    And a fire-arms encyclopaedia (aedia!) sounds waayyyy too "smarty-pants, killing ain't for dummies" to me! Where's that gun and tobacky reader for the shitter?!
     Reply
    Spirit Fingers was starred Spirit Fingers was unstarred
    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/24/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Yep, that is the one phrase that is in the same ball park as "Daddy says I french kiss the best." (from the movie, Christmas Vacation)
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    momof3wildkids was starred momof3wildkids was unstarred
    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/24/09

    @momof3wildkids: Naw, from Vacation, but yah, I remember.
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    11/24/09

    @Spirit Fingers: It's like they anticipated the "Guns don't kill people..." NRA mantra.
     Reply
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    11/24/09

    In reply to Murderous Pistol Cannot Hurt You
    What about their bicycles? were they controversial to city folk?
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11/24/09

    In reply to Murderous Pistol Cannot Hurt You
    Translation: We make good guns, but we don't want to remind you that our weapon was so good that it killed President McKinley.

    (An Iver Johnson pistol was again used to kill Bobby Kennedy. Maybe someone can dig up their advertising after that to see if it shows similar internal conflict.)
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/24/09

    In reply to Murderous Pistol Cannot Hurt You
    "Accidental Discharge Impossible"

    Slogan of the new Iver Johnson sex aid, Premature Ejacnegation
     Reply
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    11/24/09

    In reply to Murderous Pistol Cannot Hurt You
    Accidental Discharge Impossible

    That's what I told my wife when we first met. She now says it was false advertising.
     Reply
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/24/09

    In reply to Murderous Pistol Cannot Hurt You
    If I had to sleep next to that doll, I'd be reaching for my revolver, too.
     Reply
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    11/24/09

    In reply to Murderous Pistol Cannot Hurt You
    That looks just like the gun I used to play with as a little girl!
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    11/24/09

    @Z und Vielpunkt's chick: My God, "Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray my revolver doesn't make a peep. Should it discharge before I wake, I pray my Dad the bullet to take."
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    raincoaster promoted this comment Edited by TroisFilles at 11/24/09 5:59 PM TroisFilles was starred TroisFilles was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/24/09

    @TroisFilles: Win.
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    raincoaster was starred raincoaster was unstarred
    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    11/24/09

    @raincoaster: I'll take it. Way too much cooking and family coming up. Happy TG.
     Reply
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    Image of cassandra cassandra
    11/04/09

    In reply to Nicolas Sarkozy Prefers Bonux Detergent
    How did that little blond child grow up to be a short, swarthy Frenchman? Baffling. #advertising
     Reply
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/03/09

    In reply to Nicolas Sarkozy Prefers Bonux Detergent
    Alors... he's the Marilyn Chambers of France?

    Here, while you're thinking about it, french yourself up a little... #advertising
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/03/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Not everyone is as flexible as you. #advertising
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    raincoaster was starred raincoaster was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/03/09

    @raincoaster:

    Anyone else but you, hein? Poor twah: #advertising
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/03/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Merci. Normally I can't abide precious brunettes, but Carla Bruni has always been one of my favorite artsie eccentrics. #advertising
     Reply
    raincoaster was starred raincoaster was unstarred
    Image of randomnessish randomnessish
    11/03/09

    In reply to Nicolas Sarkozy Prefers Bonux Detergent
    Was young Nicolas Sarkozy also a Vietnam war vet? Because if that apparent lack of anything below the knee is true, he needs a bottle of booze and a wheelchair. #advertising
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/03/09

    In reply to Nicolas Sarkozy Prefers Bonux Detergent
    Soooo, you're saying because there may have been an incident involving a comatose and then hysterical Spirit Fingers upon viewing Mr. Doo-Bee live while appearing on Romper Room in an unbelievably itchy green sweater and tights made out of salted burlap beaten on a rock (Thanks, mom), therefore leading to a 10 kid kicking, screaming meltdown for all involved during the "magic mirror" segment...said person may not be able to be taken seriously as leader of the free world? Good to know. #advertising
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/03/09

    @Spirit Fingers:

    Egad. Did Barney vomit on you too? What a mess. #advertising
     Reply
    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
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