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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    08/13/09

    In reply to Another Excuse to Pee in Shower
    Standing in the shower thinking
    About what makes a man
    An outlaw or a leader
    I'm thinking about power...
    The ways a man could use it
    Or be destroyed by it
    The water hits my neck
    And I'm pissing on myself...

    Standing
    In the shower
    Thinking...

    Standing in the shower thinking
    About a man I know don't like me
    He don't like the place I'm headed
    Same place he's headed...
    I know he'd beat me to it
    If he could but he won't do it
    But he would man
    If he could...
    And the water is piping hot..
    The water is piping hot
    It beats upon my neck
    And I'm pissing on myself...

    Standing
    In the shower
    Thinking...

    Standing in the shower thinking
    Is my woman afraid of me?
    She's seen how far I've twisted
    It's just cause I can trust her
    And ever since we met
    She understood so she let
    Me twist her good...
    I twist her good...
    And the water is piping hot
    The water is piping hot
    It beats upon my neck
    And I'm pissing on myself...

    Standing
    In the shower
    Thinking...
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    08/13/09

    In reply to Another Excuse to Pee in Shower
    Well, there's some level of ammonia in pee....would this save on scouring that pesky grout? Yes, I think we should start thinking of ways to reuse our pee. Kevin Costner was on to something!

    That's the only Waterworld reference you'll ever get outta me, folks.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    08/13/09

    In reply to Another Excuse to Pee in Shower
    If we do embark on this, it's important that we finish what we start. Everyone knows it's impossible to "hold it" in the shower.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    08/13/09

    In reply to Another Excuse to Pee in Shower
    Well, it's been my way of curing daily manta ray gnawings for years.
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    Image of noodleman noodleman
    01/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Surprisingly Anal About New Offices
    If a cluttered desk represents a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk represent?
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    01/27/09

    @noodleman: Corporate soullessness.
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    Image of NYCF NYCF
    01/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Surprisingly Anal About New Offices
    Wait, so. . . you go to work for Marth Stewart and you're surprised even just a little that the job involves becoming an OCD anal-retentive psycho?
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    01/27/09

    @NYCF: Precisely my thoughts. This is surprising, how?
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    01/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Surprisingly Anal About New Offices
    I'm a true believer in minimalism, but shit that's just FUG.
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    Image of Acacia Warwick Acacia Warwick
    01/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Surprisingly Anal About New Offices
    When I worked at the Getty Center just after it opened, the architect Richard Meier wanted all the workstations to be completely devoid of personal items and for all the employees to wear white. Nobody even considered it.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/27/09

    @Acacia Warwick: That's exactly what I was thinking about!
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    Image of Wired76 Wired76
    01/26/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Surprisingly Anal About New Offices
    I think I call shenanigans on this tip, if only because no one anal enough to specify acceptable marker colors would produce a guide comprised of pens and pencils taped to a white sheet of paper.
     Reply
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/27/09

    @Wired76: You were wrong on this one. She definitely admitted. You cannot underestimate the crazy of teh Marta.
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    Image of off-kilter off-kilter
    01/26/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Surprisingly Anal About New Offices
    If I can't have my Pilot G-2 07, I can't function.


    Seriously, that Papermate pen is so flimsy and slow, I won't even consider using them.


    I'd like to ask them to approve the IBM PC AT as the computer of choice. Sure, its too slow to work on. But it looks right. And I, of course, would not be the person trying to get work done on it. I'd assign some peon to use it.

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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/27/09

    @off-kilter: That papermate pen is my fave, but leaks like a sumabitch. Odd that's what she would select.
     Reply
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    01/26/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Surprisingly Anal About New Offices
    Soulless. Like the company.
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    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    01/26/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Surprisingly Anal About New Offices
    This headline is a good example of why we shouldn't allow this misuse of the word 'anal' to gain usage momentum -- does anyone really need to visualize Martha Stewart refusing to poop out a huge load of doodoo? That is not a good thing.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    01/26/09

    @Solomon Grundy: Hmm. Fourth page of comments, and you're the first to comment on that. Mayhaps someone has issues???
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    Image of oopsidoo oopsidoo
    01/26/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Surprisingly Anal About New Offices
    the only surprising thing about Martha's new rules is that gawker put "surprising" in the headline. The woman is certifiably insane. She tried to mow down a neighbor for damaging her flower beds. OCD can only begin to describe her reign of terror. Maybe treatment for post traumatic stress disorder should be part of hte health plan at Martha Stewart Omnimedia. Even the name - Omnimedia - sounds like some omnipotent dictatorship.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    01/26/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Surprisingly Anal About New Offices
    So the sad little lockers must be where employees have to hide all personal belongings that might intrude on the color scheme: "Aaahh! Quick -- Martha's on her way upstairs! Put that pink 'World's Best Mom' mug in your cubby!"
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    01/26/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Surprisingly Anal About New Offices
    and daily weigh-ins?
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