@God: She is in league with the other guy, I heard, the one with one chicken foot and the other that's cloven. Lucifer the fallen archangel told me while I was taking money out of my kid's college money to buy shoes last week.
@BookishLookish: All this is true, dear daughter. I brought up your request before the committee. Satan was all "Hell yeah!" Archangel Michael was being anal as usual and said no. Archangel Gabriel mentioned that you have been a very faithful follower and I found out about all of this later because I was asleep through the whole meeting. Nonetheless I have decided to friend you. Only false gods spurn such from-the-heart requests.
Really though, why? I may hate Sarah Palin as much as any other member of O'Reilly's "extreme left", but even I can see that her radio show would be a huge hit.
I actually really wanted this to happen. I was going to create a blog focusing solely on her daily mastery of the English language. Calacanis was ready to invest $5 million. Fuck.
It's interesting how all these media outlets for celebrities go bust while the celebs continue making money and have more than one home. I'm trying not to be negative but I do want to see some celebs suffer like the rest of us already.
Terrestrial radio is a dying medium. Coupled with frantic spending (and bad business decisions) following governmental deregulation of radio stations, Clear Channel fucked itself. It also fucked quite a few of it's employees, forcing them to donate to their pet (conservative) causes.
I feel horrible for the masses who are now paying the price for their idiocy.
The LA Times editor *could* pay the journalists on online revenues alone. Whether he *wants to* squander his online revenues on those no-good slackers and their journalizing, now, that's another question entirely.
@thundermonkey: And the salespeople might wonder where their commissions are. But editorial types tend not to think about such pedestrian matters as how they get paid.
What have you done with Hamilton, Owen? If you tried to mail him to DC, I have it on good authority that the rates just went up. Make sure you didn't use any duct tape on the outside of the box because the carrier ain't taking him that way.
With all his philandering, I'm surprised Sam Adams is not a Republican. He was cheating on his current partner the award winning journalist Peter Zuckerman with the teenager. From 1992 to 2004, he was domestic partners with Greg Eddie. Eddie successfully sued Adams' cheating ass for alimony and got some of his pension. Christopher Stowell, the director of the Oregon Ballet Theatre, dated him but was smart enough not to be in a relationship with him. Sam Adams is not a bad looking guy but he has more than a tendency to share his goodies with others. Fellow gays you've been warned!
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God, will you friend me now?
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Separation announcement in 5...4...3...
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