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    Dark, Powerful Forces Are Determined to Destroy Charmaine Blake

    The Best and Worst Press Release of All-Time
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    07/02/09

    In reply to Dark, Powerful Forces Are Determined to Destroy Charmaine Blake
    There is only one explanation for who could have done this.


    Somewhere, Mandie Erickson is laughing evilly.

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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    07/02/09

    In reply to Dark, Powerful Forces Are Determined to Destroy Charmaine Blake
    Why is it that the people in most desperate need of a good PR firm are the ones who claim to own them?
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    07/02/09

    In reply to Dark, Powerful Forces Are Determined to Destroy Charmaine Blake
    Say, fellows, you don't suppose that this Melissa Spielberg woman is a relation of that Steven Spielberg johnny we've all heard so much about, do you? Why, Charmaine Blake must be even more famous than us New York rubes ever cottoned to! I'd best call my solicitor and have him set up an account with her - I hope she has some expensive options for us.
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    07/02/09

    In reply to Dark, Powerful Forces Are Determined to Destroy Charmaine Blake
    Chramaine Blake + Arthur Kade = Heaven
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    07/02/09

    In reply to Dark, Powerful Forces Are Determined to Destroy Charmaine Blake
    That email is a drinking game waiting to happen.
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    Image of DrEngine DrEngine
    07/02/09

    @TableNine: yes a shot for every time Charmaine's FULL name is used by this "dear friend" of hers, and a shot for every time we can picture Charmaine typing "My name is Charm..., (backspace, backspace, backspace) My name is Melissa Speilberg..."
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    07/02/09

    @DrEngine: Then shotgun a beer for every John Ratzenberger and funnel grain alcohol when she misspells her own name and you're there. Just make sure you have the paramedics on speed dial.
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    Image of wholenuther wholenuther
    07/01/09

    In reply to Dark, Powerful Forces Are Determined to Destroy Charmaine Blake
    Can we just make killing publicists legal? They have the ethics of lawyers and the education of televangelists. Enough already. Back to waitressing they go. Bye.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    07/02/09

    @wholenuther: Please, waitressing is an honorable profession. So is whoring, for that matter, at least by comparison.
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    Image of pointandlaugh pointandlaugh
    07/01/09

    In reply to Dark, Powerful Forces Are Determined to Destroy Charmaine Blake
    Lost me at "To whom IF may concern...."
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    07/01/09

    @pointandlaugh: See, I stuck with it all the way; i.e.,These emails does not exist...
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    07/01/09

    In reply to Dark, Powerful Forces Are Determined to Destroy Charmaine Blake
    I think I'll respect Charmaine's and John's privacy in this difficult time.

    Which isn't that different from not giving a rat's skull-fuck about their (already legendary) assigniation at an Applebee's in Torrance.
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    Image of SybilDisobedience SybilDisobedience
    07/01/09

    In reply to Dark, Powerful Forces Are Determined to Destroy Charmaine Blake
    OK, let's entertain this retarded follow-up as if it weren't totally asinine for one moment. Why would anyone do this to Charmaine ? For a fake press release it's awfully positive. I mean, if someone was trying to fuck with Charmaine, why wouldn't they say something like "I'm sitting here with John Ratzenberger. I've been having wet farts all day and I sure hope he doesn't notice. Later on we're meeting up with George Wendt for a bit of light BDSM. Should I tell him I have chlamydia? Tee hee hee!", etc.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    07/01/09

    @SybilDisobedience: Nothing light about BDSM with George Wendt.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    07/01/09

    In reply to Dark, Powerful Forces Are Determined to Destroy Charmaine Blake
    WARNING: The Charmaine Blake PR website (charmaineprfirm.com) may induce epileptic seizures. Visit at your own risk!!
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    07/01/09

    In reply to Dark, Powerful Forces Are Determined to Destroy Charmaine Blake
    "...someone witnessed Charmaine Blake and John Ratzenberger having dinner at Wolfgang Puck's "Cut" in Beverly Hills last evening where her meal was especially created by Wolfgang himself. She was wearing a vintage [redacted] yellow gold and diamond bracelet watch (Retail price, $8,500)."
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    07/01/09

    In reply to Dark, Powerful Forces Are Determined to Destroy Charmaine Blake
    I can see how a PR person would be upset about this much publicity.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    07/01/09

    In reply to Dark, Powerful Forces Are Determined to Destroy Charmaine Blake
    The plural of "enemy" is "enemies" not "enemy's".


    Where do they find you people? A bowling alley?

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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/01/09

    @El Matardillo: I appreciate you pointing out a mistake, as I've often commended people for doing so, but do you have to be such an asshole? I can read something 50 times and still overlook something like that because I've hearing it in my own voice and don't have an editor to proofread my stuff at night. So while I welcome people pointing out an error I've overlooked, to do so in such an asshole-y manner pisses me the fuck off. So see ya later.
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    The Cajun Boy was starred The Cajun Boy was unstarred
    Image of SybilDisobedience SybilDisobedience
    07/01/09

    @The Cajun Boy: Don't let the bastards get you down, CB. As someone who makes frequent mistakes and is usually too sleepy, drunk, or distracted to notice, I can empathize. The occasional typo doesn't distract from my reading experience and I'm betting it doesn't for most of us here.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    07/02/09

    @The Cajun Boy: Anyone who's ever written professionally in any way knows typos and even outright errors occasionally get made and no one doesn't need proofreading. Which is why the rule on the Internet since time immemorial, or at least the early '90s, has been "Spelling flames are lame."
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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    07/02/09

    @The Cajun Boy: I personally love you for this post so screw the grammer police. Besides, this IS a post about Charmaine, obviously not the Queen Bee of Spelling - so you could claim it was done in honor of her.
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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    07/02/09

    @TriedandTrue: ugh.....Grammar Police....
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    07/01/09

    In reply to Dark, Powerful Forces Are Determined to Destroy Charmaine Blake
    TCB, that screen cap is an award-winner. It's like looking at a train-wreck that also has a lazy eye and may be drunk.
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    mmstk101 was starred mmstk101 was unstarred
    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    07/01/09

    @mmstk101: Thomas the Tanked Engine.
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    MissNormaDesmond was starred MissNormaDesmond was unstarred
    Image of onehotmess onehotmess
    07/01/09

    In reply to Dark, Powerful Forces Are Determined to Destroy Charmaine Blake
    Ha! Charmaine is my new favorite person. I went to her website last nite & she represents only the Hollywood elite like Carl Payne, the guy from Houseparty & Bobby Trendy who she spells both "Bobby" & "Bobbi".
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