Some Highlights From the Insane New Report About the Big-Dicked Murderer's Prison Break

It was exactly one year and one day ago that Richard Matt, the big-dicked murderer, may god rest his soul, escaped from Clinton Correctional Facility alongside his friend David Sweat, the murderer whose dick is of indeterminate size, pictured above. According to a scathing report state investigators released to mark…
Clinton Correctional Facility Has Been Horrible Since Long Before the Prison Break
In June, the escape of two inmates from Clinton Correctional Facility in Dannemora, New York, thrust security issues at the previously little-considered state prison into the spotlight. A New York Times investigation shows that problems at the facility go way beyond the inability to keep prisoners in their cells, and…
Inmates Name Violent "Captain America" Officer In Abuse Scandal
Amid the sordid details of this August New York Times story of a “campaign of retribution” against inmates after the escape of two prisoners from Clinton Correctional Facility was an evocative description of one particular perpetrator:
Prisoners Say They Were Beaten, Choked In Aftermath of Killers' Escape
In the days after convicted murderers Richard Matt and David Sweat escaped Clinton Correction Facility, corrections officers allegedly beat, choked, and threatened to waterboard the inmates remaining in their block, prisoners told the New York Times. The abuse was ostensibly part of an effort to find the escapees, but…
Police Pursue "Credible Sighting" of Escaped Inmates
On Saturday, two men matching the description of escaped prisoners Richard Matt and David Sweat were seen in the Allegany County town of Friendship, near New York’s border with Pennsylvania, the Guardian reports.
Clinton Correctional Officer Placed on Leave Amid Escape Investigation
A corrections officer at Clinton Correctional Facility has been put on administrative leave in connection with an investigation into the escape two weeks ago of inmates Richard Matt and David Sweat, the New York Times reports.
According to CNN and WPTZ, Clinton Correctional Facility employee Joyce Mitchell will be arrested tonight. Mitchell allegedly helped big-dicked killer Richard Matt and David Sweat escape from prison last week.
Search for Escaped Murderer With Huge Dick Extends Into Vermont
On Wednesday, authorities announced that big-dicked killer Richard Matt and his accomplice David Sweat (a killer whose dick is of indeterminate size) may have penetrated the border into Vermont, CNN reports.
Police Now Searching Homes Near Prison for Escaped Murderers
Now in its fifth day, the manhunt for escaped convicts Richard Matt and David Sweat has shifted back to Dannemora, the upstate New York town that houses the Clinton Correctional Facility.
Reports: Escaped Murderers Fled to Upstate New York Town
The New York Daily News reports that dozens of heavily-armed cops have swarmed Willsboro, New York, after authorities tracked big-dicked fugitive Richard Matt and his partner in crime David Sweat to the town, which is about 40 miles south of the correctional facility the two escaped from Friday night.
