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PaisleyPajamas
12:27 PM

In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
I thought "pocketbooks" was such an odd choice of verbage for Glenn Beck until I realized the alternative was "...pretty much raping the purses of the rich to give to the poor," which was probably too titillating for the Fox News audience as deemed by their overlords.
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Rhymenocerous
11:58 AM

In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
You could legalize rape and call it the consumer something and it would pass?

You could legalize rape and call it the Civil Rights Act of 2009, and it would probably pass?

Um, what? Rush isn't just obsessed with rape, he thinks it should be legal. This is probably to get his friend Becky out of trouble for that now-famous 1990 incident.
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Mike Jahn
11:39 AM

In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
Wait. Is this the same rape that Glenn Beck didn't do to the little girl he didn't murder?
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naugahydeinplainsight
11:29 AM

In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
Biggest surprise here is that none of the female wingnuts got into this act. Bachmann? Palin? Cheney? Malkin? Crazy old congresswoman who won't shut up? Does this go too far even for you?
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Better to Eat You With
11:42 AM

@naugahydeinplainsight: Maybe there's one solo voice of reason in the RNC holding them back. But once she's fired, they'll chime right in.
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Cicada
12:32 PM

@naugahydeinplainsight: Bachmann did say that allowing the UAW to have a role in running GM was like forcing a rape victim to marry her rapist. It's not quite up to Rush's level, but you can't say she isn't trying.

Here's the quote:
"The UAW was a major reason why the companies hit the wall, and now the UAW will be rewarded with major control and ownership. It is as if a rape victim were forced to marry her rapist."

Not screamy enough, really. I'm sure she'll figure it out in time.
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Cicada
11:19 AM

In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
I had no idea how many different types of rape there were. Pocketbook-rape, mental-rape, gang-rape, capitalism-rape, child mind-rape, government sanctioned-rape, America-rape, democracy-rape, Statue of Liberty-rape. And that doesn't even include rape-rape.

Informative!
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Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
10:58 AM

In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
It's no accident. So much of their shtick is based on preying on the status anxiety of white males who feel they're being pushed to the fringes of society and emasculated by women and gays.

Stated another way: "During times of great social flux, these fears play out in politics as people seek out enemies (which helps them reaffirm their own standing) and, at the same time, damn a social order they feel the cannot dominate." - Gregory Rodriguez, LA Times, 8-31-09

Enter Rush, Savage, Beck. Now exit them, and enter, and exit. RAPE!!!
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Lysergic Asset
12:07 PM

@Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I totally did not expect to find something so insightful on this comment thread. Thanks.
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katastic
10:51 AM

In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
"Obama's administration is raping the nation"= such a thinly-veiled "Birth of a Nation"-esque BLACK MEN ARE COMING FOR YOUR WOMEN message.
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naugahydeinplainsight
11:27 AM

@katastic: That jumped out at me too, especially since he actually had the balls to say "The Rape of a Nation." (1:57)
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katastic
10:46 AM

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And right-wing nutjobs would know about rape. Am I right, GLENN BECK?
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johnny_carsick
11:09 AM

@katastic: I've heard something about this before. 1990, was it? Gruesome. I certainly hope he clears this up sometime soon.
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bluebears
11:33 AM

@katastic: I heard that he booked a trip to Thailand in the early 90s solely for the purpose of raping young boys.
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Perhaps Not
12:08 PM

@bluebears: I heard that, too. I had video evidence, but it was stolen by a masked, fat Mormon man as I was on my way to the police station with it.

He stopped to sodomize a puppy as he ran away, but I didn't get a look at his face.
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HenryLovesFonzie
10:41 AM

In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
I love the overuse of severe words - it minimizes their effect so I don't feel bad when someone is actually raped. I think "Oh, that little girl is just like the American Taxpayer."
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Perhaps Not
12:08 PM

@HenryLovesFonzie: Er... that may not entirely be Glenn Beck's problem.
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Voyou_Charmant
10:29 AM

In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
Why hasn't Rush Limbaugh denied that he had to take Viagra, while in the Dominican Republic, so that he could GANG RAPE CHILDREN? And to make matters worse, he still has not told authorities where he buried the bodies of the children he may have GANG RAPED. Until medical examiners can see examine the bodies of hundreds of children that may have been buried by Rush Limbaugh himself, we can not know for sure if they were RAPED before they were murdered by Rush Limbaugh.

This is a serious accusation that some people have made, and it's a questions that everyone should have answers to.
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bluebears
11:34 AM

@Voyou_Charmant: why wont he answer these serious accusations? what is he trying to hide????
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Shadowlayer
11/13/09

In reply to Google's San Francisco Office Secrets Revealed by Farcical Lipdub
Call me when they make a lipdub of Fuck The Police #google
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Motoko Kusanagi
11/12/09

In reply to Google's San Francisco Office Secrets Revealed by Farcical Lipdub
My worst nightmare is having a workplace that does this. #google
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britneyspearstears
11/12/09

In reply to Google's San Francisco Office Secrets Revealed by Farcical Lipdub
That point, leg-out, fall-back onto the couch at the end = great move!

also, purple shirt = great moves!

no joke.
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Alaska Miller
11/12/09

In reply to Google's San Francisco Office Secrets Revealed by Farcical Lipdub
They should go back to work. I still don't get Google Wave. #google
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SpyMagician
11/12/09

@Alaska Miller: I’m tired of wacky & crazy offices. #google
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svetlozar
11/07/09

In reply to Buy a Private Jet Trip with Ice Cream-Licking Art Star of Silicon Valley
It's great to be anonymous, isn't it? That's how real men take on a woman in an online discussion. You should be proud of yourselves!

I challenge you to come out of anonymity and to reveal who you are and what exactly makes you an arbiter of artistic taste. Drue has a list of achievements that few artists her age can match, and people from Grammy winner Wynton Marsalis to the late 49ers coach Bill Walsh respect her talent [www.drue.net] . Drue has raised thousands through her art for many causes. What have you done?

BTW, if any of you ever strikes it rich in the Valley-- highly unlikely, if you spend your work hours reading/commenting on ValleyWag-- don't invest your money in art. It really is not your forte & you'll go bankrupt.

@Snugbug: Thanks Snugbug. While I strongly disagree with your assessment of Drue's art, you have balls.
@"Michael Arrington": You are NOT Michael Arrington. Just received a response from the real Michael Arrington confirming you are an impersonator. It is outrageous that ValleyWag has allowed your fake comments to go on for so long: I can see comments from you dating from March 08, including "masterpieces" like:
"What the hell, I expected a better picture with this post" (with regard to a child porn post)
"I play the role of an 1800s steamboat captain in my illicit sex videos" (on a post about a Nazi-inspired sex video), etc.
Get a life, jerk!

Regards,
Svetlozar #druekataoka
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