What Should the Tea Partiers Show At Their Film Festival?

The Teabaggers are having a film festival! The First TPN Conservative Film Festival will take place in Vegas this July, with prizes for features, shorts, and music videos. Let's help them pick some winners.
Lost WTF of the Week: Nice Package
At the end of a Jin/Sun-centric episode, last night we got a surprise visit from an old friend. What's this person doing back on our radar? Why was the entire episode, in essence, named after them? Spoiler Alert, duh.
Lost WTF of the Week: The Flying Spaniard
In this week's episode, we finally got to see the back story of the mysterious Richard Alpert. Was he an ancient god? An eyelinered member of Andy Warhol's Factory, out on a 35-year bender? Not quite.
Tea Partiers Know the Founders Didn't Intend For Anyone to Be Nice to Sick People
Do you feel love for your fellow man today? Allow me to do something about that: here are some teabaggers throwing dollar bills at a guy with Parkinsons who has the temerity to support health care reform. [Via]
Lost WTF of the Week: Uh Oh, Evil Locke Has Mommy Issues
Last night's episode was all about conning and double crossing. But there was at least one honest-seeming moment during the islandcapades: Bad Lock opening up to Kate about kids who grow up with crazy moms. He spoke from experience.
Vicious Attack Ad Targets Karl Rove's Book
The authors of the business book Rework noticed Karl Rove was standing between them and the number one bestseller slot on Amazon.com. So they created this awesomely fun takedown of the Republican strategist's Courage and Consequence. It's positively Rovian.
Bloomberg Crowns Henry Blodget 'King of the Blogosphere'
Bloomberg TV proclaims that, just as Amazon.com reinvented itself as a megamart, former Amazon.com bull Henry Blodget has reinvented himself as Blogger King. Hey, if Blodget's blogs do as well as his Amazon.com call, Perez Hilton should watch his tiara.
Lost WTF of the Week: The Invincibles
Last night's Lost episode was definitely strange, and not just because it was directed by Mario van Peebles. (But srsly, wtf?) There was also weirdness about Richard Alpert, our mysterious and eyelinered island eternal.
South Park Reenacts Actual Thing Blackwater Did
Click to viewThe funny thing about this clip (from the upcoming season premiere) of South Park's Eric Cartmen asking for, and receiving, 500 AK-47s, is that it is based on a real thing that Blackwater did in Afghanistan.
Microsoft CEO Swears By This Twitter Thing
Steve Ballmer has seen the future, and it's Twitter. Microsoft's CEO seemed far more excited by the microblogging startup than any of the offerings from his company during a three-and-a-half minute discussion with the BBC about coming technology.
Lost WTF of the Week: Sayid Did a Bad, Bad Thing
Last night's episode was a dark one, as we journeyed further into Sayid's forever-tortured soul and got a closer look at the thing that is Locke but isn't Locke.
Keith Olbermann Wants You to Remember: Dan Abrams Is Bald
Assailing PR man/humble website proprietor Dan Abrams, a known bald man with a hair-system of some kind, on last night's Countdown, thick-maned pirate Olbermann employed some very subtle wordplay. He used coded language and punnery to mock Abrams' shameful chromedomedness.
Lost WTF of the Week: Through the Looking Glass, and What Jack Found There
Last night brought us to a mysterious Alexandria-esque lighthouse, one that didn't necessarily lead the way for incoming ships. No, it seemed to serve another purpose entirely. A magical purpose.
These Five Things Are Why Real Housewives of New York City Is Wonderful
There's a new preview reel for the upcoming third season of Real Housewives of New York City and it is just jam-packed with things that make my eyes fall out of my face. Here are the top five things.
Lost WTF of the Week: Who's the Kid?
As this crazypot show winds down, we are getting some semblance of answers. (We know who the Smoke Monster is!) But we're also getting a few (OK, many) new questions. Like, who was that kid that scared Devil Locke so?
Gossip Girl 3.5: Vanessa Is Free Balling
Here's a titillating teaser for the upcoming second-half of Gossip Girl's topsy-turvy third season. The most important details are: 1) Chuck calls a lady a whore because she might be his mom. 2) Vanessa the Bewigged Cavewoman is sans underpants.