@raincoaster: The existence of monsters is always endorsed by Gawker Media. In fact, many monsters exist solely for the benefit of Gawker's editorial staff. Cthulhu had better attack Montauk if he wants his own post, though.
The best part of Martha's interview with Serena was when Martha taunted, "I'm going to take this fucking ball and shove it down your fucking throat--a delicious rum ball from my new book of favorite holiday recipes!" Serena forced a smile, but after the show took a spatula to Martha's head.
@vampirebris: No, the opposite. Adding a solute to a solvent will raise the boiling point. You put salt in the water to make the boiling point higher, not lower.
So the water is hotter, which will cook some things faster. But it will take longer to boil; it will not reach a boil faster. It will have to get to a temperature hotter than 100 degrees C.
Boiling-point elevation describes the phenomenon that the boiling point of a liquid (a solvent) will be higher when another compound is added, meaning that a solution has a higher boiling point than a pure solvent. This happens whenever a non-volatile solute, such as a salt, is added to a pure solvent, such as water. The boiling point can be measured accurately using an ebullioscope.
@booge: I knew there was a reason when I was a kid working in the kitchen of a falling-down tavern that I added salt to the water when I was cooking pasta. I knew it wasn't just taste and no working cook would try to slow things down.
@daveyjonesisdead: Oh, it's completely a method, not madness. But everyone has their quirks that they jump at: some people pick at typos, or metathesis ("foilage"), or straighten picture frames. I don't like shit like this.
Don't get me started on losing our littlest toes or wisdom teeth to natural selection/evolution.
Oh shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up! All of you fucking twisting, sniveling worms! No one cares about you (except, maybe, for Kimmel, a little). So shut your goddamned mouths already. Real Things are happening. The Real World has crept into this technological circle jerk and your goofy thoughts don't mean a goddamned fucking thing to anyone on the face of the earth anymore. So shut your fucking goddamn faces!
We're trying to pay our fucking rent, you wads of fucking ass. We don't care about what the hell is on your minds, you rich, little, tiny babies. Just shut your fucking mouths and be happy we don't drag you out of your homes and straight-up murder your rich fucking asses.
We need to hear from you like we need to hear from fucking Denton. He doesn't talk so much anymore because he'd get his huge humorous head lobbed off. Take the hint, rich dicks. We WANT YOU TO SHUT UP AND GO AWAY.
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So the water is hotter, which will cook some things faster. But it will take longer to boil; it will not reach a boil faster. It will have to get to a temperature hotter than 100 degrees C.
Boiling-point elevation describes the phenomenon that the boiling point of a liquid (a solvent) will be higher when another compound is added, meaning that a solution has a higher boiling point than a pure solvent. This happens whenever a non-volatile solute, such as a salt, is added to a pure solvent, such as water. The boiling point can be measured accurately using an ebullioscope.
[en.wikipedia.org]
[www.chem.purdue.edu]
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Don't get me started on losing our littlest toes or wisdom teeth to natural selection/evolution.
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We're trying to pay our fucking rent, you wads of fucking ass. We don't care about what the hell is on your minds, you rich, little, tiny babies. Just shut your fucking mouths and be happy we don't drag you out of your homes and straight-up murder your rich fucking asses.
We need to hear from you like we need to hear from fucking Denton. He doesn't talk so much anymore because he'd get his huge humorous head lobbed off. Take the hint, rich dicks. We WANT YOU TO SHUT UP AND GO AWAY.
Do it already! DO IT!
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If talented writers like you are coming unhinged, it makes me think I'd better be in full-on, declaiming-in-the-marketplace freakout by now.
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