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miss_msry
05/21/09

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Funny she doesn't look Lebanese. But, she does resemble
Melissa Ethridge.
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StonedAndDethroned
05/20/09

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I just came in my mouth.
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Slovenly Muse
05/20/09

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Yeah, you know what's really going to help your family accept your lesbianism? Raising your kids to be homophobes.

I am so over this story. Can Carrie go away now, please?
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forwardmotion
05/20/09

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That whole family is obsessed with the gays.
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Hydroceph
05/20/09

@forwardmotion: Oh, me, too. I'm totally obsessed with the gays. I think about gays constantly, especially when i'm throwing a hotdog down (up?) a hallway.
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Mike Jahn
05/20/09

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I'm sure that at some point the father played the skin flute for Jesus.
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Awesome X
05/20/09

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Really, who's mother isn't a secret lesbian?
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Hydroceph
05/20/09

@Awesome X: I really do wonder about mine and her "best friend."
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uncivilly obedient
05/20/09

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I don't think religious people are against lesbianism (Can I write that with a "ism" suffix?)

Or maybe I'm wrong. Not sure.
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i'm a bottle
05/20/09

@uncivily obedient: I know you meant it as a joke, but in some African countries (for instance in Kenya, Zambia and Zimbabwe) this is actually true.
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Tremonius
05/20/09

@uncivily obedient: You know how Queen Victoria did for Oscar Wilde, and then they asked her about homosexual acts among women, and she said she didn't see how it was even possible.

The Victorian wasn't a very imaginative era.
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i'm a bottle
05/20/09

@Tremonius: That is really amazing. I was once involved with a Chinese-American woman who said exactly the same thing. I'm not joking.
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Hydroceph
05/20/09

@Tremonius: Actually, when it came to sex, they were far too imaginative. Sexology came (don't even go there) out of the Victorian era. No, the Victorians knew--and imagined--quite about a bit about the sex they allegedly weren't having. Publicly prudish and privately prurient, someone said of them.
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Pope John Peeps II
05/20/09

@Hydroceph: Victorian era pornography was vile, rapey and extremely prolific.

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Tremonius
05/21/09

@Hydroceph: There's something about suppression and public deportment undermined by private decadence, else there wouldn't be a Repugnant party today. Trouble with them is, they ain't no Disraeli among 'em so they'll have to settle for the Wasilla version.
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Tremonius
05/21/09

@i'm a bottle: I would bet Connie Chung was not your most creative partner, which is probably why she is a "was once."
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paragrab
05/21/09

@uncivily obedient: Actually, (heard this on Thom Hartmann) the Bible does talk shit to lesbians too. It's in Romans somewhere. Seemed more or less like God was pissed they weren't doing it with men. Just like always.
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WhiteMan'sBourbon
05/21/09

@paragrab: It's right there in the first book of Romans, actually, verses 26 & 27:

"26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompense of their error which was meet."

There was a brief period in my youth when after reading the Gospels (and just the Gospels) I imagined I was a Christian; then I read Paul and realized Jesus & Paul have kind of a good cop/bad cop thing going on, and I lost interest.
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Tremonius
05/21/09

@antisocialite: Didn't Paul wear a paisly toga, with makeup, and use a curling iron, and travel about with his favorite boy, Timothy, and tell the Thessalonians something like, "It's better for you to be like I am, but if you cannot, then be married"?

Also, I noticed Jeepers laid out infidelity as any manwho married a woman who had been married before. I took it as, the woman had no volition in those days, just like Homer's Helen, so was blameless as a child. They roosted where they were penned. I heard somewhere he wails against womens on the same subject but this one, Mark or one of them, only points out men.
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valet_of_the_dolls
05/20/09

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[...]can't you just feel that one coming?

Yes. Like a hotdog down a hallway.
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Colonel Mustard
05/20/09

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So THAT'S what she meant when she cited that whole "in my family" and "that's just how I was raised" nonsense.
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John Thatcher
05/20/09

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I knew it! Just like the Cheneys (Cheni, Cheneyes, how does one pluralize Cheney...)
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Perhaps Not
05/20/09

@John Thatcher: And what is the collective noun? I submit "prolapse," viz. "I just saw a prolapse of Cheni squirming down Fifth Ave."
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Dickdogfood
05/20/09

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OK, now this is just fucking sad.
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Guy Whitey Corngood
05/20/09

@Dickdogfood: If by sad you mean hee-larry-ous (if it's true.) also, ironical.
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htotheomo
05/20/09

@Guy Whitey Corngood: No, it's sad.
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HiredGoons
05/12/09

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When you try to pleasure everybody, you end up pleasuring nobody.
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Trulymadlyme
05/12/09

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I wonder how long it is until people start coming out of the woodwork. He's old. I'm going to assume he's been pulling penis in a fairly open manner for at least 10 or 15 years. That's a long time period to keep quiet.
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downlow
05/12/09

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Why do women marry gay men? I was discussing this last night. Two guys I went to school with are gay, married to women and have children. I can understand them wanting to stay in the closet. That's their right and I don't care. I don't understand the women in these situations.
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BadUncle
05/12/09

@downlow: An affluent lifestyle, kids and an open marriage?
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jasonelias
05/12/09

@downlow: I was about to say that doesn't have anything to do with the subject but then I realized this was about Charlie Crist it has everything to do with the subject.
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Jeangenie
05/12/09

@jasonelias: Neatness. That is all. And not so grabby.
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jasonelias
05/12/09

@Jeangenie: That must be it heh heh..
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lobstr
05/12/09

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There is just as much "proof" that Crist is gay, even if he doesn't wear guyliner.

er.. until we see Crist tonguing another guy aired on Hannity or O'Reilly, I'd have to say it's 1-0 Lambert ... Adam's serve.
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