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    Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities

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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    11/25/09

    In reply to Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
    I like this one better:

    [www.craigslist.org]
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    Image of Clare Clare
    11/24/09

    In reply to Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
    I have a hard time reconciling the kind of woman who listens to Morrissey and the kind of woman who gets acrylic French tips.
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    11/24/09

    In reply to Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
    Veganism: the worst possible mix between religion and eating disorder.
     Reply
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/24/09

    In reply to Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
    But of course, the insistence on veganism isn't dominant at all. No, indeed. No power issues here.
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    Image of filthandstupidity filthandstupidity
    11/24/09

    In reply to Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
    Whatever, go ahead and be a jackass, just don't bring The Mountain Goats down with you
     Reply
    Airvault approved this comment filthandstupidity was starred filthandstupidity was unstarred
    Image of Airvault Airvault
    11/24/09

    @filthandstupidity: Ha! Yes, please leave John Darnielle out of this.
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    Image of shag_carpet_bomb shag_carpet_bomb
    11/24/09

    @Airvault: amen to that.
     Reply
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/24/09

    In reply to Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
    "Its almost winter, its cold and lonely, and I honestly don't see myself dating anytime soon"

    This is how you know it's not genuine- he's craving rejection, and no amount of occultural capital is going to keep him from achieving it. 500 Days of Summer 2: Electric Boogaloo isn't just going to write itself, you know...
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    toastandlove promoted this comment Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was starred Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/24/09

    In reply to Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
    I would show up on the date with sausage in my pockets. *sniff sniff* "Ugh, what is that smell?" "My new art project! It's part of a subculture!"

    He is correct to separate "vegan desserts" out from "food" though. I wouldn't feed that pasty rot to my worst enemy.
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    Image of Charlotte Rae's Web Charlotte Rae's Web
    11/24/09

    @BookishLookish: Before you go on the date, put on a few pounds tho and pick up a Twilight book from Barnes and Noble to bring with.
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    BookishLookish promoted this comment Charlotte Rae's Web was starred Charlotte Rae's Web was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/25/09

    @Charlotte Rae's Web: Honey, if I put on a "few more pounds," I'd be twins.
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    Image of Charlotte Rae's Web Charlotte Rae's Web
    11/25/09

    @BookishLookish: Then I weep for us both because we have lost our opportunity with this fine specimen.

    #tips
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/24/09

    In reply to Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
    This is clearly the guy who, if he decided to date you, would think he was doing you a favor by spending three months trying to find your clitoris. You would frequently be subjected to his lectures on culture. If you disagreed with him, he would chuckle condescendingly, and then inform you that you "have so much to learn."

    But, when you finally grow sick of him and dump his anemic ass, he will curl up and become a drivelling pussy because underneath all that arrogance and self-importance, is the most self-loathing and insecure person alive. I mean, not that I've dated anyone like that.

    Also, I love the Smiths and Morrissey, but his fans are insufferable.
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    Mount_Prion promoted this comment Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    11/24/09

    @Tchotchke: Yes.
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    Image of EddieTheDane EddieTheDane
    11/24/09

    @Tchotchke: "Also, I love the Smiths and Morrissey, but his fans are insufferable"

    This makes my brain hurt...like an Escher print
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/24/09

    @EddieTheDane: Oh, stop. You can like a musician and still find their followers annoying. I can listen to a Smiths album, enjoy its tongue-in-cheek lyrics, and not spend the next three hours whining like the blowhard who posted the Craigslist ad.
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    Image of EddieTheDane EddieTheDane
    11/24/09

    @Tchotchke: a little tchouchy, tchotchke?
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    Image of EddieTheDane EddieTheDane
    11/24/09

    @EddieTheDane: a little over sensitive?
     Reply
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    11/24/09

    In reply to Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
    God, I'm so glad I'm not 21 anymore.
     Reply
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    Image of goetz goetz
    11/24/09

    In reply to Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
    I'm new to love on craigslist: how many gladioli is he charging?
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    11/24/09

    In reply to Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
    Moz is the lead singer of The Cure, right?
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/24/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: Win win win! Also, you're lucky this is an anonymous forum, or you'd be e-lynched by a mob of hyperventilating Latino Moz fans. Speaking of which, has anyone ever figured out why the Mozzer is such a cult figure within the cute Latino tween and teen contingent?
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    Image of lionel-mandrake lionel-mandrake
    11/24/09

    @snugbug: I think it's a shared sense of the, shall I say, dramatic? Likewise the huge popularity of Depeche Mode amongst the same group.
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    11/24/09

    @snugbug: Because they're allowed to both dress in a hyper-stylized version of Mexican-American macho (bouffants and button down shirts) and yet completely reject the pressure of the machismo society they live in. No i do not want to carry a gun and deal drugs and talk about bangin' chicas, vato. I listen to Morrissey!
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/24/09

    In reply to Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
    This sounds like the guy your bring to your annoying sister's baby shower, the one who likes to ask you, (the NYC apartment dweller, working for "life capital" instead of money, who ditched being a lawyer to um, "see where life takes me," and was secretly Dad's favorite because you always, "Carved your own niche, instead of following the herd like Brenda." ) when you'll ever get married, start popping out the teat-sucklers, and in general be someone she can refer to in conversation without saying, "You know, when she figures it out, and moves to Jersey."

    Yeah, this is definitely the guy who'll ask if the dip is soy, if your sister knows there will be no Social Security for her yet to be born corporate asshole offspring, and that it's really uncool to have toilet "paper" instead of recycled mulch in the "loo." Thereby making sure you never have to attend such a gathering again. And as a reward for a job well done, you can let this dude tell you all about iceberg conservation in the Antarctic, and how the Monkey Goats totally jammed at the High Anxiety club on 28th and 3rd during the PATH ride home, and never call him again. Like ever. Win!
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    11/24/09

    In reply to Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
    I'd respond, but it's missing a picture of his genitals.
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    Image of EddieTheDane EddieTheDane
    11/24/09

    @Z und Vielpunkt's chick: I'll send one of mine, you know, as a substitute, just as soon as I can find my zoom lens...and my genitals
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    Image of EddieTheDane EddieTheDane
    11/24/09

    @EddieTheDane: I tell ya, I don't get no respect at all
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    Image of DonLaFontaine DonLaFontaine
    11/24/09

    In reply to Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
    In my life, why do I give valuable time to craigslist posters who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    11/24/09

    @DonLaFontaine: I've been dreaming of a time when to be Vegan is not to be baneful...
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    Image of EddieTheDane EddieTheDane
    11/24/09

    @DonLaFontaine: stop me
    stop me stop me
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    Edited by EddieTheDane at 11/24/09 3:14 PM EddieTheDane was starred EddieTheDane was unstarred
    Image of bombed_pop bombed_pop
    11/24/09

    In reply to Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
    I really like how it ends with "goodluck." Is it that he is such a Jordan Catalano catch that he is wishing us ladies luck in hooking him?
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    Image of cocodevaux cocodevaux
    11/24/09

    @bombed_pop: that hardly seems like it was written by a rudimentary reader with low literacy skills.

    more like an asshat.
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    Image of bombed_pop bombed_pop
    11/24/09

    @cocodevaux: touché - I had forgotten that Jordan Catalano was the former as well. Then again is "goodluck" 1 word?
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    Edited by bombed_pop at 11/24/09 4:14 PM bombed_pop was starred bombed_pop was unstarred
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