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    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    That party crashing couple is nuts.
    And names too hard to pronounce for people to latch on to in a fun way (see: Johnson, Levi)

    And the husband should really retire that white dinner jacket.
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    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    Teenagers care about Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal? I would think those squeals of glee that he was back on the market would be coming from his substantial following of gays.
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    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    This is an outrage. Look at how close they got to Fergie.
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    11/30/09

    @blix: I just really enjoy this comment.
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    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    "She also won't allow herself to be photographed smoking, for hers is a sterling reputation that must not be sullied."

    Best laugh I've had all day (going on 30+ hours now), thanks Ms. Jagger.
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    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    Welp, the picture is getting a little clearer. Unfortunately it's a picture that's really hard to look at.

    "The current chief sponsor of the Cup is Land Rover (which, along with Jaguar Cars, was recently sold by Ford Motors). The traditionally British auto brand currently belongs to Tata Motors, controlled by Indian industrialist Dr. Ratan Tata, who was one of the guests in attendance at the White House"

    Tata is the Indian branch of the Illuminati and the reason we'll all be driving $2,000 cars a few years from now.

    Michaele Salahi, nee Holt, is the daughter of Howard A. Holt, Jr. and Rosemary O'Malley of VA...

    Tariq and Michaele were married in a Catholic Church.

    Salahi's dad was in the 'ohl bi'ness (engineer)
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Was Last Night's SNL Really The Worst Episode Ever?
    I have that same bamboo-patterned shower curtain. Some of the leaves form a pattern that looks like the face of Ursula the Sea Witch. #saturdaynightlive
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Was Last Night's SNL Really The Worst Episode Ever?
    I was wondering where the College Humor MTV show writers went. Nice of Lorne to hire them. #saturdaynightlive
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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    11/16/09

    In reply to Was Last Night's SNL Really The Worst Episode Ever?
    The disappointment here was that either January doesn't naturally have the crispy-snap that Bets Draper has, or for some reason she was directed to not display it on SNL. For example, her Shapes and Gestures in the Rear Window skit were excellent, but when she delivered a line it just fell flat.

    Same problem with the "party planner" skit. There were some brilliant one-liners in there ("And when a black person shows up... just kidding, party joke" and "if it's diarrhea, you must go live in the woods like an animal") that played off the neanderthal racism and sexism of the early sixties, but her delivery of those lines didn't hit the mark as it should. I suppose it's because I could imagine Bets saying these things, sarcastically or no, fixing the camera with that gimlet stare and icy tone that brings Don back to earth. #saturdaynightlive
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    Image of A Pimp Named DaveR A Pimp Named DaveR
    11/16/09

    In reply to Was Last Night's SNL Really The Worst Episode Ever?
    That was an awful show, no doubt.

    I'm assuming that 99% of you didn't make it that far, but I think the writers sent us a message with that last sketch (Sukekis/Jones on the picnic blanket looking at clouds), namely "this is basically what January Jones is like in real life."

    And she didn't even do a half-decent job at that. When you can't even play yourself... yeah, maybe Ashton had a point. #saturdaynightlive
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Was Last Night's SNL Really The Worst Episode Ever?
    Charles Rocket, come home. All is forgiven. #saturdaynightlive
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    11/16/09

    @recentlyparoled: He's already gone home, theologically speaking. #saturdaynightlive
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    11/16/09

    In reply to Was Last Night's SNL Really The Worst Episode Ever?
    SNL is only ever as good as its writing.

    Also... Go read "Live from New York" by Tom Shales. Great read and he doesn't let anyone off easy. #saturdaynightlive
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    11/16/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: SNL is only ever as good as its fart jokes/making fun of the blinds' inability to know where the camera is situated. #saturdaynightlive
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    Image of MassimoWoodpecker MassimoWoodpecker
    11/16/09

    In reply to Was Last Night's SNL Really The Worst Episode Ever?
    I only watched SNL to see January Jones as something other than a tight ass. Disappointing to say the least. The writing for the show has become so bad that I think a troupe of Kindergartners would come up with better skits. The Black-eyed Peas (yeah I watched that far) reminded me of a group of stoned friends I knew once who rang my bell at midnight to entertain me with their perceived inspired squarks . . .
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    A Message To Rudy promoted this comment MassimoWoodpecker was starred MassimoWoodpecker was unstarred
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    11/16/09

    @MassimoWoodpecker: I can't watch the Black Eyed Peas. They seem like kids with ADD and can't seem to stop moving. It's nerve-wracking. Can they EVER stand still for five seconds.

    Dear SNL writers, I would love to see a skit of the Black Eyed Peas waiting at a bus stop, please. Make it so. #saturdaynightlive
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    Image of Weezy F Baby Weezy F Baby
    11/16/09

    @A Message To Rudy: [www.hulu.com] #saturdaynightlive
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    11/16/09

    @Weezy F Baby: LOL. Thank you for that. Glad to see I'm not the only one to see them that way. Never saw that clip because I pretty much stopped watching SNL about three years ago. #saturdaynightlive
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    Image of LarsThorwald LarsThorwald
    11/16/09

    In reply to Was Last Night's SNL Really The Worst Episode Ever?
    The si9ngle two worst episodes ever had Louise Lasser and Milton Berle as hosts, and yes, I saw them, and you will never see them again because Lorne Michaels won't let them be aired.

    But this episode? This one was really close. Sedekis was in almost every sketch. When Jason Sedekis is your go-to guy for comedy, you are in a very, very bad place. #saturdaynightlive
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    11/16/09

    @LarsThorwald: I love Louise Lasser and would kill to see that SNL. Was it really as bad as everyone says? What were the sketches like? #saturdaynightlive
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    11/16/09

    @nozer: Lasser was stoned out of her mind the entire week. It wasn't so much that the skits were bad; it was that she was dazed and unable to successfully navigate herself through them. #saturdaynightlive
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    11/16/09

    @A Pimp Named DaveR: That just makes me love her even more. #saturdaynightlive
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    11/17/09

    @LarsThorwald: As a child, Ricky Lee Jones' music appearance scared me. #saturdaynightlive
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    11/16/09

    In reply to Was Last Night's SNL Really The Worst Episode Ever?
    I'm sending Pacquiao over there to kick all of their asses. #saturdaynightlive
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Was Last Night's SNL Really The Worst Episode Ever?
    Get off your high horses. Farting Grace Kelly was funny. #saturdaynightlive
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/16/09

    @anchower: GTFO. #saturdaynightlive
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    11/16/09

    @anchower:
    I KNEW Jim Anchower would like that! #saturdaynightlive
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