Foster, your mock/serious excitement almost makes me want to bid... unfortunately, I am only about 8 drinks into the night..... give me 4 more beers and I will SO win this thing
Sorry to bust yr ballz again Foster, but I didn't write that ish about wolves. Anyone who knows me will tell you that my writing isn't half as legible as that.
Yikes! Bidding is over a thousand bucks and nine days to go! You're over the limit for what I can get away with without my husband saying "what the hell did you buy???? You're NEVER even gonna to wear those shoes! I bet you can't even walk in them. Walk. Yes, now, WALK! You look like a moron and you're gonna kill yourself in those, enjoy the five hundred dollar blisters, idiot. And change your emergency contact info for when they cart you off to the emergency room in the wahmbulance, cause if it's a shoe-related injury, I ain't comin to get you."
@momof3wildkids: Oh really...hmm...another couple of days and it'll be down into my price range! And if I got another copy of her book (bargain bin, natch), I could strap them to my feet and wear them as shoes (just anticipating the "what the hell are you going to do with that? You're not even going to read it, and if you are, it's just going to make you angry. At least you can wear a pair of expensive shoes. Idiot." rant).
All right, Foster, I've already bid (wolfsowner) and have convinced the other Mr Mcboy that we don't need to donate to the food bank this year if I win, and as an added bonus, seeing as she's coming relatively close to me in the spring, I'll take a day off and go get it signed by her.
@Foster Kamer: I had to retract my bid. God damn economy and clients that don't pay on time. But I will make a donation to the charity and email you a scan of the check. I am so sorry, Gawker. I hang my head in shame.
The best Sarah Palin book in the world is to buy Going Rouge, replace the dust jacket with Going Rogue and convincing her to sign it. Then you return Going Rogue and put Going Rouge on eBay.
I am glad this is going to Save the Children. Though I would think this would be a good fundraiser for Planned Parenthood and, of course, Rape Kits for Alaska.
Just to clarify: No one's signature obscured any of the family's wilderness recipes, right? Because I'm only bidding to get Bristol's Beaver. I hear it's sublime.
@Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: No. None of the recipes have been obscured. The words contained within next year's NBA Fiction Prize-winning book have been preserved for future generations of fiction gormandizers.
I want this book to become like a chain letter. The winner should keep adding the signatures of literary luminaries and resell it for charity, as does the next winner, and the next, ad infinitum.
@Mrs. Beeton: Agreed. I will promise to do my best to get James Frey to sign this if someone wants. It seems appropriate. But for the sanctity of the auctioned prize, he has yet to be added. Yet.
@Foster Kamer: James Frey? Small potatoes. Surely someone at Gawker knows someone who knows someone who works with a guy in the Obama administration who has the balls to ask him to sign the book. You've got nine days...better get to work...
I mean really, jealous much? Its like all the hopeless, bitter nerds in high school getting together to make fun of the cheerleader/football star they secretly wish they could be/sleep with.
@Han Valen: Of...Sarah Palin? Yes. Massively jealous. You can prove how jealous we are by spending money on this and giving it to her and saying "Look at these assholes, they're so witty, and to show you what assholes they are, I gave money to charity."
@reimoise: The winner of the auction should take it to one of the official signings and get it signed by her. Would probably increase the resale value tenfold.
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My husband would say something similar about shoes.....
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Still no 'full-frontal' head shot of you? I'd throw in some change for that.
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She had hundreds of them in high school she passed along to friends, I even found some of them long after we broke up.
I never knew she stole the idea from someone else. For some reason I always assumed she was deranged enough to have thought of it herself.
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Format: Hardcover
Publication Year: 2009
Topic: --
Special Attributes: 1st Edition, Signed Language: English
Condition: Brand New
Subject: Folklore, Mythology
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Oh, it's a mutha-fuckin-BID-OFF!
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The best Sarah Palin book in the world is to buy Going Rouge, replace the dust jacket with Going Rogue and convincing her to sign it. Then you return Going Rogue and put Going Rouge on eBay.
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I mean really, jealous much? Its like all the hopeless, bitter nerds in high school getting together to make fun of the cheerleader/football star they secretly wish they could be/sleep with.
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I thought this was a Sarah Palin autographed Going Rouge book. Sadly, it is not.
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