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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/01/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi —
    Are we really glorifying a 39-year-old woman who prides herself on being idolized by 13-year-olds?

    Sorry, but if Mario Batali said that, he'd be carried off in handcuffs.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/01/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi —
    I can see Padma doing the MoonPie Walk.
     Reply
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/01/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi —
    Not quite sure what she's trying to say. Does this mean they had no idea who she was?
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    12/01/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Either that or they assumed she was made of plastic surgery, ephebophilic tendencies, fucked-up childhood memories and the odd few stray hairs off her pet chimp.
     Reply
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/01/09

    @RollsRoyceRevenge: Humbly, I think the word is "Hebephilic"
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    12/01/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi —
    That comment gives me the willies.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    12/01/09

    @momof3wildkids: Funny.

    It made my willy leave, quite possibly never to return.
     Reply
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    12/01/09

    @RollsRoyceRevenge: Despite my lack of willy, I cannot help but notice her side boob is rather odd.
    She is gorgeous, but that side boob shot is funky.
     Reply
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/01/09

    @momof3wildkids: That side boob shot is funky. I'm debating whether she looks gorgeous or crazy although I guess she could be both. I would like to think that if I were that beautiful I would be less desperate for attention, but alas! I shall never know.
     Reply
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    12/01/09

    @Tart of Darkness: The tough part is that she gets paid for attention. #padmaisafamewhoretoo?
     Reply
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    "Ron needs a woman who can be 'uptown' at galas and 'downtown' in the bedroom."


    as in, "I picked her up on a streetcorner downtown"?

     Reply
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    Image of Nick Douglas Nick Douglas
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    Huh. Thought Luke Janklow was married.
     Reply
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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    You could take half of those "hot bachelors" photos and put them on match.com, they are THAT hot.

    I guess being loaded makes them "hot" bachelors?
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    Image of hatey hatey
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    Must... control... urge... to... bodysnark.


    Okay. I give up. I can't.


    Zuckerberg, kiddo, let me introduce you to Crest Whitestrips. They'll change your life.

     Reply
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    Image of slowtraincoming slowtraincoming
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    let me tell you something about steven rubenstein (being one of his former employees). he's built on a chubby person's body frame, but he works really hard to stay thin. this results in him being relatively thin but with these wide, doughy birthing hips. i don't care how nice his townhouse his, i'm not touching that.
     Reply
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    Don't worry ladies, that delightful manchild Jacob Lodwick is free and roaming Williamsburg at this very moment. One at a time, form an orderly line!
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    Image of Linnley Linnley
    02/09/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: I was WONDERING why he wasn't on this list.


    Maybe because he'd ask you to sum up your relationship with him in three sentences or less.

     Reply
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    Image of Gregoire Gregoire
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    There are 50 straight men that live in Manhattan? Really?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    02/09/09

    @Gregoire: Do "bachelors" have to be hetero? Which leads me to say "No Choire - No peace!"
     Reply
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    Image of j.blo j.blo
    02/09/09

    @Gregoire:


    Um, yeah. Walk out of Duplex and head over to Riviera.

     Reply
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    02/09/09

    @j.blo: Indeed. And once you walk in, only check out the men who are actually watching TV.
     Reply
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    Image of SanjivaniChrysippus SanjivaniChrysippus
    02/09/09

    @Gregoire: @Gregoire: Yeah, Manhattan Kansas.
     Reply
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    02/09/09

    @SanjivaniChrysippus: Ironically, most of the men I know from Manhattan, KS are gay!
     Reply
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    That was the loosest interpretation of "hot" I've ever seen. Money is sexy, but it's not THAT sexy.
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    Image of ambitious ambitious
    02/09/09

    @DahlELama: i think they're talking body temps, in most cases? 98.6 = Hot, y'all!
     Reply
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    With the exception of Andre Balasz that list makes me want to sew my vagina shut.
     Reply
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    Image of ambitious ambitious
    02/09/09

    @gladys_kravitz: Yeah, the list is a good 85% Monster. I don't know how or why they thought that was okay.
     Reply
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    Image of registered registered
    02/09/09

    @ambitious: @gladys_kravitz: Except for the fact that it sounds awfully painful and medically un-recommended, Yes.
     Reply
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    Image of ambitious ambitious
    02/09/09

    @registered: For the record, I am anti-vag sewing. Whether thar be monsters or no.
     Reply
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    Image of Seriena Seriena
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    UGH. My cousin was a pet of Burkle's for awhile. Word on the street is he flipped the fuck out when he discovered she had a boyfriend. He has that "tear my skin away and discover I'm one of the undead" sort of face.
     Reply
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    02/09/09

    @Seriena: Is that pet as in "current favourite", or "kept on a leash and fed from a bowl on the floor". Because really, I'd believe either.
     Reply
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    Ron Brinkle might fare better if the testicles were removed from his chin.
     Reply
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    Image of registered registered
    02/09/09

    @PaintedTrollop: Oh yes! Holy shit, yes! A thousand times so. Burkle's face, those testicles on his chin...


    Commie! Take a look at that pic. Ron Burkle has a severely testicular chin. Eww. Nothing against testicles in their proper place, but - really, imagine having lunch with this guy. I would not be able to look at him without laughing.

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    02/09/09

    @PaintedTrollop:
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