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    Image of nicepony nicepony
    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    That party crashing couple is nuts.
    And names too hard to pronounce for people to latch on to in a fun way (see: Johnson, Levi)

    And the husband should really retire that white dinner jacket.
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    Edited by nicepony at 11/30/09 11:18 AM nicepony was starred nicepony was unstarred
    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    Teenagers care about Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal? I would think those squeals of glee that he was back on the market would be coming from his substantial following of gays.
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    Image of blix blix
    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    This is an outrage. Look at how close they got to Fergie.
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    11/30/09

    @blix: I just really enjoy this comment.
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    Image of NathanSt NathanSt
    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    "She also won't allow herself to be photographed smoking, for hers is a sterling reputation that must not be sullied."

    Best laugh I've had all day (going on 30+ hours now), thanks Ms. Jagger.
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    Edited by NathanSt at 11/30/09 7:32 AM NathanSt was starred NathanSt was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    Welp, the picture is getting a little clearer. Unfortunately it's a picture that's really hard to look at.

    "The current chief sponsor of the Cup is Land Rover (which, along with Jaguar Cars, was recently sold by Ford Motors). The traditionally British auto brand currently belongs to Tata Motors, controlled by Indian industrialist Dr. Ratan Tata, who was one of the guests in attendance at the White House"

    Tata is the Indian branch of the Illuminati and the reason we'll all be driving $2,000 cars a few years from now.

    Michaele Salahi, nee Holt, is the daughter of Howard A. Holt, Jr. and Rosemary O'Malley of VA...

    Tariq and Michaele were married in a Catholic Church.

    Salahi's dad was in the 'ohl bi'ness (engineer)
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    Image of Tattertotter Tattertotter
    10/29/09

    In reply to Someone Must Have Said 'Puppy'
    If I was being regularly boned by Jake Gyllenhaal, I'd have trouble keeping my face normal too. #reesewitherspoon
     Reply
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    10/28/09

    In reply to Someone Must Have Said 'Puppy'
    Actress Keeps Her Chin Up #reesewitherspoon
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    10/28/09

    In reply to Someone Must Have Said 'Puppy'
    The cupcakes worked! They picked Flick! #reesewitherspoon
     Reply
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    10/28/09

    In reply to Someone Must Have Said 'Puppy'
    Reese gets a lifetime pass for her performance in Freeway. #reesewitherspoon
     Reply
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    10/28/09

    In reply to Someone Must Have Said 'Puppy'
    Meaning of the punch line to "How does Reese eat her soup?" dawns on actress.
     Reply
    Edited by SidAndFinancy at 10/28/09 4:12 PM SidAndFinancy was starred SidAndFinancy was unstarred
    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    10/28/09

    In reply to Someone Must Have Said 'Puppy'
    A pithy role that I can sleepwalk through with a 10 figure salary...for me!?!
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    Edited by Mike Byhoff at 10/28/09 4:00 PM Mike Byhoff was starred Mike Byhoff was unstarred
    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/28/09

    In reply to Someone Must Have Said 'Puppy'
    "He can't be gay, we're dating!" #reesewitherspoon
     Reply
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    Image of Sigerson Sigerson
    07/13/09

    In reply to Migrant Movie Star
    She's Just NOT That Into You, Jake.
     Reply
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    07/13/09

    In reply to Migrant Movie Star
    Tracy Glick, Elle Woods both ashamed of actress who portrays them.
     Reply
    Edited by lobstr at 07/13/09 9:18 PM lobstr was starred lobstr was unstarred
    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    07/13/09

    In reply to Migrant Movie Star
    20 Years Later, Carol Ann's Light-Fixture Fetish Creates Rift in Marriage
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    07/13/09

    @Steverino Begins: or



    "Goddamn it, Carol Ann, do I still have to say it...?"
     Reply
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