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    Image of GZAthegenius GZAthegenius
    10/24/09

    In reply to Comedian Will Teach Obama to Be All, 'Don't Do Coke'
    He looks simple, doesn't he?

    That's epitome of a shit-eating grin. #cocaine
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Comedian Will Teach Obama to Be All, 'Don't Do Coke'
    This meme begs the question: can we get some disrespect for the President of the United States up in this bitch? Not that I don't think Barry Obama's doing an okay job and all, but he's just so godlike and serious and sometimes you just need a hipster cokehead to level the playing field a little and give you a laugh at the expense of the prez/serious political peeps from Washington DC. #cocaine
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    10/24/09

    @online persona: Really? You find this funny? I just find it sort of desperate and sad. If there were any laughs to be had, they'd be at Cross's expense. I'm still hoping this was a goof, because I hate to think he's become this cheesy. #cocaine
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    10/24/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: Yeah, it is dismal and pathetic. At least Will Self was was roughed up for shooting heroin on Tony Blair's aeroplane. It's really unfunny, smug, and a bid for some unearned cred for unproved "daring". I doubt the bald wimp actually did it.

    And hey to Online Persona - starting your own blog has never been easier! Go write all your disrespect up in there! That no one will ever read. Or just go to FOX, for fuck's sake, if disrespecting "Barry' is what you're after. If you cannot find the massive disrespect for Obama that clearly exists on the Internet elsewhere, you're frankly an idiot. #cocaine
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    10/25/09

    @Baroness: Not only that, but s/he doesn't know what "begging the question" means. #cocaine
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    10/25/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: Or what a meme is, come to think of it. #cocaine
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    10/25/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: or when its funny to use "up in this bitch" #cocaine
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    10/25/09

    @behrens: Which is kind of never, actually, unless you're burlesquing sad middle-class white people's attempts to sound ghetto. #cocaine
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    10/25/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: well thanks for promoting my apparently sub-par comment anyway #cocaine
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    10/25/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: Also it's great to see you're using your starred status so wisely. You know, to promote comments just to take cheap shots at the intelligence of others.
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    10/26/09

    @online persona: So you like the edgy, irreverent humor as long as it's not directed at you. Check. #cocaine
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    10/26/09

    @online persona: I mean, in fairness to Cross, he would just have said something funny back at me, instead of getting all hurt. #cocaine
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    10/26/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: Everyone loses here. #cocaine
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    10/27/09

    @lukeoneil47: Not if they don't get bent out of shape over trifles, they don't. #cocaine
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    10/27/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: mmmm, trifles.

    #cocaine
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    10/23/09

    In reply to Comedian Will Teach Obama to Be All, 'Don't Do Coke'
    Man...I feel like the only person not offended by this. And I don't even do coke. #cocaine
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    10/23/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: I don't think most people are offended by this. They just think it's kind of pathetic, and those of us who've actually enjoyed his comedy on occasion are a bit nonplussed. #cocaine
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    10/24/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: Who’s offended? It’s just pathetic. This is the exact kind of "look at how cool I am" stunt that David C. Ross has made fun of for years! Heck, here he goes mocking this kind of B.S. Oh snap! He’s become his DAD! #cocaine
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Comedian Will Teach Obama to Be All, 'Don't Do Coke'
    I'm so sick of David Cross I'm going to read an article about him and post about it on teh internet. Take that!!
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    10/24/09

    @hardwire187000: I see people say this sort of thing, and they clearly think they've scored a sick burn or something, but it makes no sense to me. Are you saying that no one should ever discuss anything they disapprove of? #cocaine
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    10/26/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: End the sentence after "anything" and I can get behind that. #cocaine
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Comedian Will Teach Obama to Be All, 'Don't Do Coke'
    The background: 80s teen punk fans created 90s zine culture, which evolved into hipster websites and glossies (Vice, The Gawkersphere, McSweeney's, Believer), providing a spotlight for gracelessly aging Gen X (I know Xers - like me - hate the term, which is why I use it) comics like Cross, huckster 'artists' like St. Dash Snow, and the boho boutique adaptation of Where The Wild Things Are.

    Hoax or not, the Portland-Williamsburg ViceMag beardo d-bag axis has jumped the snark (not a typo) with Cross' Obama-defiling toot. #cocaine
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    10/27/09

    @glucious: sounds like you're shooting friendly fire here. #cocaine
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    Image of HandsomeBwonderful HandsomeBwonderful
    10/23/09

    In reply to Comedian Will Teach Obama to Be All, 'Don't Do Coke'
    AlternaPrick and all around loser David Cross. Guy deserves a beatdown. #cocaine
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    10/23/09

    In reply to Comedian Will Teach Obama to Be All, 'Don't Do Coke'
    This is nothing. Back in the 80s, Mark Russell was so coked-up, he did four hours of satirical piano ditties before an appreciative Ron & Nancy. #cocaine
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    Image of MosseyCade MosseyCade
    10/24/09

    @ShawnP: And each ditty ended with " . . . doin' the Capitol Raaayauhgh!" #cocaine
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    10/24/09

    @ShawnP: I like you. #cocaine
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Comedian Will Teach Obama to Be All, 'Don't Do Coke'
    [www.youtube.com] #cocaine
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    10/23/09

    @A Message To Rudy: KITH are the Nostradamus of comedy. #cocaine
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Comedian Will Teach Obama to Be All, 'Don't Do Coke'
    I think Prez Obama is accustomed to people turning up their noses around him.... #cocaine
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Comedian Will Teach Obama to Be All, 'Don't Do Coke'
    Didn't they ('they') test the backs of the toilets at the UN only to find 80% tested positive for traces of cocaine? #cocaine
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    10/23/09

    In reply to Comedian Will Teach Obama to Be All, 'Don't Do Coke'
    it's official: the david cross from 15 years ago now has 45 minutes worth of standup material on what a sad fuck david cross became circa '09 .

    if only i could time travel....
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Comedian Will Teach Obama to Be All, 'Don't Do Coke'
    Gavin McInnes was at an WHCA dinner?!? I smell bullshit. #cocaine
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Comedian Will Teach Obama to Be All, 'Don't Do Coke'
    Funny that it's coke that he does, since he's kinda gettin a lil' chunky lately :[]

    Just sayin™ #cocaine
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    10/23/09

    @lobstr: I heard the 'sad foghorn' in my mind as I read the just sayin. In a good way, I mean. #cocaine
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    10/23/09

    @Colander: yeah, that's why it's trademarked™ .. :[] #cocaine
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Comedian Will Teach Obama to Be All, 'Don't Do Coke'
    As an ardent fan of Mr. Show (specifically season 4) I have always been under the impression that since the writing was so creative and ingenious, namely the way they transitioned between skits (unlike the horribly awkward way SNL ends theirs with lame repeat and fades, etc) and the humor was so multi-faceted, that the writers must have all been on some awesome hallucinogens together at writing meetings.

    In 2001, I was at a David Cross "concert" (is that what you call it? "Stand-up gig"? whateva) and at the end of the show I asked him if they ever tripped during writing sessions, and he answered with some winding trying-to-be-existential answer, which I took as a hearty yes.. Being 27 at the time I was elated to find that I called it ;[] #cocaine
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Comedian Will Teach Obama to Be All, 'Don't Do Coke'
    And this is shocking because? Like no one does blow in DC.

    Twat. #cocaine
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