The day is waning. My fingers are tired. Is there any way left for me to artificially pump web traffic to my posts, so I can vanquish Brian Moylan in the Great Gawker Traffic Whoring Contest of 2012? What compelling image could I possibly acquire that would generate more interest than Juliette Lewis' doppelganger in a …

The moment has arrived: Congressman Anthony Weiner's naked penis picture has gone public. But how does it rank in the great history of dong shots? Resident genital experts Maureen O'Connor and Brian Moylan give their reviews of some famous celebrity dick pics.

After intense wrangling, Florida Gov. Charlie Crist yesterday grabbed enough support from the state's Clemency Board to posthumously pardon The Doors' Jim Morrison for allegedly whipping out his "magnificent member" during a 1969 Miami concert/riot. Justice has been served.

Did you hear about Brett Favre sending cell phone pictures of his dick to former New York Jets sideline reporter and Playboy model Jenn Sterger? Yeah, gross. As with all high-profile current events, Taiwan's Next Media Animation has a recap.