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Rumpelstilskin
06/05/09

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I know next to zilch about the west coast despite four visits there (all business), so I am the best mark for a map, except...I want totally GAY landmarks, you know, Judy's house, where Stewart Grainger got killed by a hustler, Rock Hudson's house, Bette Davis...surely there is a tour for me.
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TedSez
06/05/09

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This isn't much worse than the actual star maps they sell in Hollywood, which direct you to places like Lucille Ball's house, a condo some desperate Realtor claims Brad Pitt used to rent, and the fence in front of the gate in front of the road leading to Tori Spelling's mom's house.
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DorothyBarker
06/05/09

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Wow. I gotta say, someone in the world of journalism is clearly laying off the wrong people. They don't employ staffers who live or have an even moderate knowledge of the environs they supposedly cover? No one thought, "hmmm, i've never heard my l.a. friends talk about driving on 'the 4'". oy.
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Gwenishka
06/05/09

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Richard, are you sad that the BloodBlog Ad thing is name-checking you now?
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Richard Lawson
06/05/09

@Gwenishka: They are?
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DeltaGuy
06/06/09

@Richard Lawson: It's not the BloodCopy blog, its a separate advertising campaign attempting to find the "most truthful" blind item.
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HandsomeBwonderful
06/05/09

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So that chick with the hot ass filling up her '84 Celica at Chevron wasn't Jessica Biel? I coulda swore...
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Kid Twist
06/05/09

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If anyone is interested, I'm selling a map showing where the wealthy and famous summer in Hampton, Va.
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VoxPopuli
06/06/09

@Kid Twist: Don't forget about Hollywood, Florida, full of glamour and dreams.
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abettertomorrow
06/05/09

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hahahahah nice
I always assume they let the Beverly Hills Star Maps guys stay in business because their maps are completely inaccurate.
This is better though!
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iplaudius
06/05/09

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You think that’s hot, you need to check out the night-life in Walnut Creek. OFF THE HEEZY.
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