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    Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem

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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    10/26/09

    In reply to Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
    Teach those cheap bast*rds from tipping the baristas properly.
    I'd blame MIT, but they'd have dosed them with sex-changing, 40-foot-high growing potion, not (yawn) mere poison. #harvard
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
    Maxwell House strikes again. #harvard
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    Image of MsFeasance MsFeasance
    10/27/09

    @swagv: ::golf clap:: #harvard
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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    10/26/09

    In reply to Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
    But no one even died? Embarrassing. You'd think Ivy Leaguers would be able pull that off. Maybe that's why they kept it quiet. #harvard
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    Image of jamesjwinter jamesjwinter
    10/26/09

    In reply to Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
    10 vials of sodium azide were stolen a few months ago in Canada from some students doing a project at a lake. I wondered where they went.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    10/26/09

    In reply to Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
    Whew. For a second there, I thought the machine was putting out decaf only. #harvard
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
    Eerily like the time the University of Phoenix Online emailed its students an attachment of anthrax-laced Necco Wafers. #harvard
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    10/26/09

    In reply to Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
    Why can't these Ivy League eggheads just piss in the coffee like normal people? #harvard
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    Image of notsofresh notsofresh
    10/26/09

    In reply to Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
    Sodium azide is also the stuff that makes airbags explode. Yum. #harvard
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    10/26/09

    @notsofresh:
    Then maybe it was intended for the law school. #harvard
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    Image of Deric Deric
    10/26/09

    In reply to Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
    Better not drink your coffee black, or this is going to turn into another PR nightmare for the Cambridge PD. #harvard
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/26/09

    In reply to Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
    They are med students. Who has time for sexin'? #harvard
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    10/26/09

    @BettyCrocker: Marcus Welby always did. #harvard
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/09/09

    In reply to Stupid Lazy Dishonest Mexican Likes Sanka
    Dag, in #4 is she reaching for his juevos calientes? Saucy American busybody!
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    10/09/09

    In reply to Stupid Lazy Dishonest Mexican Likes Sanka
    "That strange language called High School Spanish" is hilarious and I'll be stealing it.
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    Image of pony_express pony_express
    10/09/09

    @LatestBy: I speak kitchen spanglish taught in restaurants across America.
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    10/09/09

    @pony_express: I speak Learned Spanish on My Back in the Heights, but if you dis me, you're getting la chancleta!
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    Image of pony_express pony_express
    10/09/09

    @BookishLookish: Oh mi dios que es un cuchillo grande!
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    Image of Charolastra Charolastra
    10/09/09

    @BookishLookish: Your lovely contributions to this thread should be more than enough to nominate you for honorary Mexican Citizenship. One day aqui tu charro will no longer be a lowly staffer and will be able to recommend the whole Bookish Lookish clan for honorary citizenship on account of the sheer awesomeness of your posts.
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    10/10/09

    @Charolastra: Aw, que dulce. Igualmente, mi bonbon.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/09/09

    In reply to Stupid Lazy Dishonest Mexican Likes Sanka
    If it's so hot and oppressive in Mexico how come cartoon caricatures need long pants, ties and jackets??? Ay dios mio.
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    10/09/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Hey, just be glad they didn't pack his fat ass into toreador pants.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/09/09

    @scroll_lock:

    Cantiflas would be great in that role.
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    10/09/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Yes, or George Lopez.
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    10/09/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Si.
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    10/09/09

    In reply to Stupid Lazy Dishonest Mexican Likes Sanka
    7. Awakened and refreshed, Juan slips the senorita his red hot chili pepper.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    10/09/09

    In reply to Stupid Lazy Dishonest Mexican Likes Sanka
    That wetback has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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    Image of mexiback mexiback
    10/09/09

    @depardoo: Keeping it classy!
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    10/09/09

    @mexiback:

    Always.
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