The Wall Street Journal will celebrate its 125th anniversary tomorrow by publishing a special "The Future of Everything" edition with essay contributions "from Morgan Stanley C.E.O. James P. Gorman [and] pop star Taylor Swift." It will be wrapped in a copy of the paper's 1889 inaugural issue.
Oafish Americans Simultaneously Happy, Sad, Oblivious

A new report says that nearly one quarter of American families have "no savings at all," and that the vast majority of workers have far too little money saved to sustain themselves over an extended retirement. That's probably why a new survey found that American consumers are resoundingly pessimistic.
Jon Stewart Explains How The Right Avoids Giving Obama Credit For Anything
On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart delved into the concept of cognitive dissonance specifically in relation to the right and their inability to give President Obama credit for anything, even ordering the raid on Osama bin Laden's compound. Sure they agree with the result, but it's the bragging and the ease of the…
New York Daily News Defines 'Cognitive Dissonance'
I know, we really shouldn't, but let's take a close look at today's New York Daily News! The front page declares: "9/11 OUTRAGE: Zadroga ruling tells cancer-stricken Ground Zero workers... GO DIE!" Goodness. What's the editorial page say today?
Shep Smith Apologizes for Fox News' 'Lack of Balance'
Shepard Smith just cut off one of his correspondents at the knees, demanding after she conducted a live interview of the GOP's New Jersey gubernatorial candidate when she would give equal time to his Democratic rival. How awkward.
Maureen Dowd Must Have Spa Massages, Cost be Damned
Last Friday the New York Times sent out a memo telling staffers it's cracking down on expenses across the board. Sunday it published Maureen Dowd's (expensed) account of three days at Canyon Ranch resort. Huh: