It isn't news that Mitt Romney is raking in donations by the millions, far more than Obama has brought in. On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert examined the reasons behind this and the creative ways Obama is trying to catch up.
Supporters of Arizona's mostly-struck-down immigration policies have continuously framed the issue as one of states' rights versus federal rights. On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert suggested some other ways Arizona can assert its rights.
While we all wait for the Supreme Court to rule on Obamacare, a decision set to come Thursday, Stephen Colbert isn't just sitting around doing nothing. He's preparing for every possible decision and he shared all the options on tonight's Colbert Report.
On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert recapped everything that's gone on with Egypt's turbulent political situation. He began, naturally, several thousand years ago and ended with the latest back and forth regarding the health of Hosni Mubarak and the results of recent elections.
Last week, Stephen Colbert pledged his undying support for Mitt Romney's Dressage horse Rafalka as she attempted to make it to the Olympics. Now that she has been selected for the team, Stephen is overjoyed and is even more committed to making Dressage the new American pastime.
So what if liberals and conservatives alike have chastised Neil Munro for interrupting President Obama on Friday, Stephen Colbert thought it was a heroic act. It's not like Munro could have known the President wasn't done talking, not with those super long pregnant pauses he's so fond of.
With the news that a dressage horse co-owned by Ann Romney might be heading to the Olympics, Stephen Colbert has a new favorite sport. He's so committed to what is obviously America's new pastime that he's even whipped up an exciting new anthem which is sure to entice every Joe Sixpack out there.
On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert devoted some time to an important new product, one that will surely change the face of this nation: the Banana Bunker. It does exactly what you think it does, yes it protects bananas from bruising and such until you can eat them. The segment, like the product itself, is…
Stephen Colbert doesn't trust the New York Times, and hasn't for a while. On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen explained their latest offense: attacking Mitt Romney for nothing more than the size of one of his homes and the massive renovation that he has undertaken there.
Obviously, the result in Wisconsin's recall election dealt a death blow to unions everywhere and on tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert celebrated. That is, until he received a Sicilian message from his crew.
The recent incidents of cannibalism and other heinous crimes have got Stephen Colbert thinking: maybe it's time to prepare for the zombie apocalypse. On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen sorted through the whole mess and looked towards a possibly terrifying future.
When a climate change study forecasted an unpleasant result in terms of rising sea levels, North Carolina decided to outlaw the result. Tonight's Colbert Report showed that Stephen Colbert is not a fan of such practices.
On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert took a look at the recent revelations surrounding Obama's "kill list," and all the logical leaps that keep down the stats about civilian deaths. Turns out these numbers are pretty easy to rig as long as you completely divorce yourself from reality first.
The hilarious "Amercia" typo in Mitt Romney's iPad app earned a tip of the hat from Stephen Colbert on tonight's Colbert Report. In fact, Colbert is so enthralled by the promise of Amercia that he whipped up a stirring national anthem for the new country of his dreams.
Donald Trump and his birther crusade just won't go away. On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert examined the latest in Trump's ridiculousness and explained what it means for Mitt Romney.
On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert broke out the Threat Down segment to count off all the ways the American way of life is on the brink. One thing that isn't threatening the country, however, is the NYPD's "stop and frisk" program, which is pretty racist on account of stopping more black men than actually…
On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert examined the work of one Jon McNaughton who has quickly become the right's favorite artist. With paintings that feature President Obama burning and stepping on the Constitution, it's clear to see why they love him. The artist's claim that his work is filled with subtlety…
The shady ways that Super PACs influence elections with large anonymous donations have become a sticking point for Stephen Colbert and he revisited the issue on tonight's Colbert Report. Tonight he examined the even shadier 501(c)4 loophole where the organization never has to disclose donor information because they…
On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert reiterated his love for concealed weapons and discussed some of the latest advancements in clothing designed specifically for concealing, and deploying, your handgun of choice. Because nothing says America like everyone carrying a gun.
On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert broke down a few recent ways that people are trying to stay healthy, or barring that, stay thin and childless. Even if you aren't all that into fitness per se, there's bound to be something in this segment that can help improve your life.
