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    Image of Lin-Z [linguist on duty] Lin-Z [linguist on duty]
    05/29/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Reveals Top-Secret Colbert Report Iraq Appearance
    The good news is that now the CIA will have to kill Sarah Palin for revealing "where in the world and when in time Stephen Colbert [is] going to be in the Persian Gulf."


    At least, that's what I would like to happen.

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    Image of Slovenly Muse Slovenly Muse
    05/29/09

    @Lin-Z [linguist on duty]: Or maybe YOU'RE the one in trouble for revealing more than

    "Where in the when, and who and how will Stephen someone gonna be in the something where?"
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    05/29/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Reveals Top-Secret Colbert Report Iraq Appearance
    Next, Sarah talks to the kids about Santa.
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    05/29/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Reveals Top-Secret Colbert Report Iraq Appearance
    It is too bad that "feminists" are still taking swipes at a fellow sister.
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    05/29/09

    @aureliajones: as a vagina american, i agree
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    05/29/09

    @svelte59: why did no one tell me pareene is a feminist? fuck.
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    Image of lisas lisas
    05/29/09

    @svelte59: Right. And also? The abhorrent treatment of Larry Craig by the LGBT community. Tsk I say. Tsk.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    05/29/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Reveals Top-Secret Colbert Report Iraq Appearance
    From a distance her Twitter pic looks like she is holding a broken turkey bone; but it is just papers and a pen transformed by the use of the lasso tool in Photoshop.
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    05/29/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Reveals Top-Secret Colbert Report Iraq Appearance
    sarah palin sarah palin

    the governor of alaska

    sarah palin sarah palin

    birth control?

    don't ask her
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    05/29/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Reveals Top-Secret Colbert Report Iraq Appearance
    With a signature like that, she's ready to start a collection of housewares.
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    05/29/09

    @Richard Lawson: It will be no Fiestaware.
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    05/19/09

    In reply to Meghan McCain, Symbol of Our Age
    That ring is ugleeeee. Also, all that chat/Twatter about licking Colbert's face? Shoulda just done it. Would never need to worry about her level of fame again. Teriyaki cheek for me please!
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    05/19/09

    In reply to Meghan McCain, Symbol of Our Age
    For someone given the task of defending the indefensible, I would say she did a decent job of saving face. I would have loved to hear her explain the dichotomy between her pro-life and pro-sex positions. Is that not an oxymoron?
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    05/19/09

    @SeaBassTian: She has in the Daily Best I think. She believes in birth control and proper sex education, but believes abortions should be limited. I dont think she has ever said if she wants abortion to be completely outlawed. I know a great deal of people who consider themselves on the pro-life side of the argument yet do not want Roe v Wade overturned. Flip Floppers.
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    05/19/09

    In reply to Meghan McCain, Symbol of Our Age
    We wanted to like her. But as we've become more and more exposed to her with the passage of time we've come to find her, well, pretty fucking grating, intolerably insufferable, the complete and total embodiment of everything wrong with a whiny-ass generation of privilege that wants, no expects, everything to just fall right into their precious little laps without having to do shit to earn whatever it is they desire.


    Just like Gawker, amirite?

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    05/19/09

    @Vidiot: that zing doesn't make a lick of sense
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    05/19/09

    In reply to Meghan McCain, Symbol of Our Age
    There is nothing wrong with being exuberant, but her squeak speak makes my inner ear pucker.
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    Image of La Mareada La Mareada
    05/19/09

    In reply to Meghan McCain, Symbol of Our Age
    Its hard to get worked up about Meghan McCain when equally stupid and obnoxious Liz Cheney is on every other show promoting torture and defending her father. Liz was younger than Meghan when she was appointed Deputy Secretary of State and her husband cashed in millions through no bid contracts.


    Meghan just wants to get laid.

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    Image of HurtsSoGood HurtsSoGood
    05/19/09

    @La Mareada: Equally stupid and obnoxious? Come on. Liz Cheney has Meg McCain beat a mile. Liz (aka Darth Vader Jr.) has the same stink of evil about her that her father has. Meg has to talk to make my wee-wee go soft. I only have to see Liz Cheney's face on my teevee to get the same effect.
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    05/19/09

    In reply to Meghan McCain, Symbol of Our Age
    I was wondering why Colbert does that curtain call number while a guest is entering. Maybe it's gracous, in that some are embarrassed that everyone is looking and he draws off the attention so that the entry is more relaxing for them. But everybody will think it's because she's overweight.
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    05/19/09

    @Tremonius: If you don't get the "curtain call number" then you are missing the entire running joke of The Colbert Report.
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    Image of HurtsSoGood HurtsSoGood
    05/19/09

    @Tremonius: It's hilariously obnoxious, like everything else Colbert does. It's meant as a joke. By acting the ultimate attention whore, he mocks attention whores of every stripe.
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    05/19/09

    @downlow: Very, very likely, which is why I asked. I spend very few hours in front of a teevee, so my experience is whatever blogs bring up. Sort of like Jack London writing about the wilds based upon what the cat drags in.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    05/19/09

    @Tremonius: Oh, don't play the "I don't watch tv" card. Makes me wanna smack a lying bitch.
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    05/19/09

    @bytememehard: Countdown, and Rachel, and Cash Cab, and various other items while I'm dutifully flossing my teeth, and the set goes off at 7:00 PM so I can go back to my Hume.
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    05/19/09

    In reply to Meghan McCain, Symbol of Our Age
    She acts cunty? Really. So she is prone to being soft, warm and surprisingly flexible?


    I'm all for reducing Meghan to "John McCain's name-riding daughter," but I'm not sure what vaginas have to do with it.

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    Image of HurtsSoGood HurtsSoGood
    05/19/09

    @She_of_the_Socks: The fact that she doesn't act as if it had been sewn shut like a lot of Republican "women", perhaps?


    I'd buy her a drink if she promised to shut her piehole while drinking it. I mean, what's with that Valley Girl accent? It makes my wee-wee go all soft.

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    Image of LeanderHeron LeanderHeron
    05/19/09

    In reply to Meghan McCain, Symbol of Our Age
    Stop cursing Cajun boy. It makes you sound amateurish.
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    05/19/09

    @LeanderHeron: I thought it made him sound Cajun.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/19/09

    @LeanderHeron: Go away, you. Cajun Boy, you can cuss all you like. And you know his accent gets stronger when he's mad. *pant, pant*
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    05/19/09

    @LeanderHeron: what the fuck?
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    Image of SugartitsMcFirecrotch SugartitsMcFirecrotch
    05/19/09

    @BookishLookish: Yeah, you right! Ya 'erd me?
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    Image of DenOfEvil DenOfEvil
    05/19/09

    In reply to Meghan McCain, Symbol of Our Age
    That picture! She has McCain's creepy, empty monkey smile.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/19/09

    @DenOfEvil: And creepy little girl hands that will attract only pedophiles.
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    05/19/09

    @BookishLookish: Imagine how big they'll make your dicks look, boys!
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