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    Image of overunderover overunderover
    07/16/09

    In reply to Steve Jobs, Coldplay Groupie
    That's funny. By most measures, I'm reasonably healthy and yet I don't have the stamina to withstand a Coldplay concert.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    07/16/09

    @overunderover:
    You read my mind. I would rather be home waiting for a liver transplant than listening to the tedious mewling of Mr. Gwynneth.
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    Image of nirreskeya nirreskeya
    07/16/09

    @City_Dater: Indeed. I thought Mr. Jobs was all about style and taste.
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    Image of Accidental Billionaire Accidental Billionaire
    07/16/09

    In reply to Steve Jobs, Coldplay Groupie
    Looks like the liver he bought is functioning well. He's already boozing up and going to concerts.
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    07/16/09

    In reply to Steve Jobs, Coldplay Groupie
    That's great news, but that roadie deserves a solid cockpunching for that white-text-on-blue-photo-collage-background thing he's got going on the blog. Gave me a headache trying to read it for more than 5 seconds.
     Reply
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    Image of Helman Helman
    07/16/09

    In reply to Steve Jobs, Coldplay Groupie
    There just has to be a joke here about the name of Chris Martin's child. I can't seem to find it, though.
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    Image of DeadFred DeadFred
    07/16/09

    @Helman: Ringo.
     Reply
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    05/29/09

    In reply to Todd and Sarah Palin Offered Bristol a New Car To Dump Levi Johnston
    I'm no Dr. Ross, but it looks like Susan Boyle is "plain ol' crazy."
     Reply
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    Image of dado dado
    05/29/09

    In reply to Todd and Sarah Palin Offered Bristol a New Car To Dump Levi Johnston
    Vincent seeks his beloved Catherine.
     Reply
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    Image of TootieFields TootieFields
    05/29/09

    In reply to Todd and Sarah Palin Offered Bristol a New Car To Dump Levi Johnston
    Susan Boyle telling people that are bothering her in a bar to F-off doesn't make her sound crazy. It makes her sound Scottish.
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    Image of limber limber
    05/29/09

    @TootieFields: Exactly! She's not Miss Marple, for fuck's sake. Regional differences count when it comes to older British Isles ladies.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    05/29/09

    In reply to Todd and Sarah Palin Offered Bristol a New Car To Dump Levi Johnston
    SuBo has minor brain damage? Maybe she should consider a career as a financial adviser.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    05/29/09

    In reply to Todd and Sarah Palin Offered Bristol a New Car To Dump Levi Johnston
    Cajun Boy, it's to early to read the words "Alaskan cock-gangsta" as soon as I open the first post!
     Reply
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/29/09

    @Cheap Shot: Agreed, and I have a hard time (no pun intended) believing he knows what to do with aforementioned (again!) cock.
     Reply
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    Image of dado dado
    05/29/09

    In reply to Todd and Sarah Palin Offered Bristol a New Car To Dump Levi Johnston
    A rose is a rose is a rose
    And phlox are phlox are phlox
    Sometimes I walk on tippy toes
    For blocks and blocks and blocks.


    S. Boyle

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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    05/29/09

    In reply to Todd and Sarah Palin Offered Bristol a New Car To Dump Levi Johnston
    I just have this feeling that Levi will NOT age well.


    A) HOT at 18.
    B) Firmly on the slippery slope at 24.
    C) Bald and fat at 30.

     Reply
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    05/29/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): And stupid the whole time.
     Reply
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/29/09

    @irishflyesq: And THIS is what makes him seem so unattractive, IMO. I'd even take him 30, bald and fat if he were smart, funny and didn't shave his nether-regions.
     Reply
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    05/29/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): It's the Redneck Express package!
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    05/29/09

    In reply to Todd and Sarah Palin Offered Bristol a New Car To Dump Levi Johnston
    Candy, Candy, Candy, You won't let it go.
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    Image of MsMuffinMcGuffin MsMuffinMcGuffin
    05/29/09

    @Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: Yea, right? WTF is wrong with that woman? Even if it's true, you don't say that kind of thing in public about your daughter! Especially not if you want a relationship with them EVER.


    Also, Mommy Dearest conveniently neglected to mention that she (Candy) was boning some other guy under her husband's nose, as he slowly wasted away. Nice, eh?

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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    05/29/09

    In reply to Todd and Sarah Palin Offered Bristol a New Car To Dump Levi Johnston
    I'm liking a pill-addled Susan Boyle as Neely O'Hara in a remake of Valley of the Dolls.
     Reply
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    05/29/09

    @Private Hangnail: I just think that she should SHARE.
     Reply
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/29/09

    @Private Hangnail: I just don't see her being able to yell that "All right, faggot..." line at Ted, but what do I know--maybe her thespian powers run deep too.
     Reply
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    05/29/09

    In reply to Todd and Sarah Palin Offered Bristol a New Car To Dump Levi Johnston
    Hey Cajun, here's something you're dying to report on- Ms Spears' time of the ladyhood.
    [www.nypost.com]
    Yes, I don't know how to email you.
    Yes, this is more of a Jezebelly item.
     Reply
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/29/09

    @Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: What next? Cornering Ms. Spears in the shower and throwing tampons at her?
     Reply
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    Image of icallthebigonebitey icallthebigonebitey
    12/04/08

    In reply to Grammy Nominations For Coldplay, M.I.A., Lil Wayne
    i love that Kathy Griffin got her wish --a nomination for Best Comedy Album. i know everyone hates her, but she makes me laugh.
     Reply
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