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    Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
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    Image of AndIAmTellingYou AndIAmTellingYou
    06/10/09

    In reply to Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
    Leo is hella hot and I'd happily investigate for you all whether the rumors about him are true or not.


    [stylescenes.latimes.com]

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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    06/10/09

    @AndIAmTellingYou: What are these rumors, and I am willing to volunteer my services to confirm the accuracy of your investigation.
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    06/10/09

    @misslinda: Pay close attention to the photo linked above..
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/10/09

    In reply to Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
    Looks like Leo's off to a quick start on the whole family thing:
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/10/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Lulz.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/10/09

    In reply to Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
    Beauty is the lure, not the hook. And she is young and not devious enough yet to have the skills to reel a man in. Bar, may I recommend this book to you:


    [www.amazon.com]

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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    06/10/09

    @BookishLookish: I remember being given that book years ago and being completely blown away by the insights - I knew I liked you for a reason!
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/10/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: C'est classique.
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    Image of kneetoe kneetoe
    06/10/09

    @BookishLookish: Do I also need to read this book, or just find someone who's read it?
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    06/10/09

    @kneetoe: No, men should not read this book, it would give away far too many of our secrets.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    06/10/09

    In reply to Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
    That Michael Jackson tour thing will be a catastrophe, but I predict an entertaining one, in a Halloween fun house where the actors touch you kind of way.


    Yeah, those? They make Spirit want to hurt everyone.

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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    06/10/09

    In reply to Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
    When you have tons of cash and power like Leo, the women come to you.
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    Image of Tammany_Fall Tammany_Fall
    06/10/09

    @Cheap Shot: Even if your head looks like a cartoon anvil?
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/10/09

    In reply to Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
    Sounds like Mark-Paul suffered a Zack Attack.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/10/09

    In reply to Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
    Is Nick Jonas the ugly one, the too-young one or the gay one?
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    Image of onehotmess onehotmess
    06/10/09

    @Kid Twist: all of the above.
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    Image of eleusiswalks eleusiswalks
    06/10/09

    In reply to Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
    Am I weird? I've never, ever found Leo DiCaprio attractive. I think he looks like a puffy sleaze most of the time, and when he slicks his hair back he looks like he could be running a deli in Newark.
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    Image of FattyCatty FattyCatty
    06/10/09

    @eleusiswalks: You're not alone. He totally has fetus face.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    06/10/09

    @eleusiswalks: same. I don't get it. Maybe in his Titanic days, but he did not age well.
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    06/10/09

    @eleusiswalks: Yeah, the beer bloat and whiny baby voice just don't gel for me.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/10/09

    @sweetpickles: Your story has grown tiresome. And further, your vision (version?) of the world is one-dimensional and jejune (bonus points for that).
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/10/09

    @Mama Penguino: What are YOU doing here?
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    06/10/09

    In reply to Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
    He's been "trying to pick up girls"?


    I'm guessing that when you're Leo DiCaprio, you don't have to all that hard. It'd be a little like picking up bowling ball on the moon.

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    06/10/09

    @MisterHippity: you don't have to try all that hard, I meant.
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    Image of Tammany_Fall Tammany_Fall
    06/10/09

    @MisterHippity: Speaking of the moon, his damn head keeps getting bigger. Literally. Leo's not the moon's. The moon is a she, right? Anyway, that might be interfering with his pickups. And perhaps the tides.
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    Image of clipper clipper
    06/10/09

    In reply to Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
    Really brings home that saying about no matter how beautiful a woman is, some guy is sick of putting up with her shit. Must still be good to be Leo though.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    06/10/09

    @clipper: Leo's past his peak... at some point it gets pathetic. He's 35 now, and soon he'll be in Ron Burkle "older guy looking for 20-year-olds" territory. Never understood his appeal.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/10/09

    @clipper: Wow, what a charming thought so early in the morning. Did someone ignore the morning wood today?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/10/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: Somehow George Clooney is making it work. But yes, I never understood why Leo was considered uber attractive. He's attractive, but a bit androgynous. Maybe that's George's advantage, he's masculine. /straight dude
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    06/10/09

    @CaptainFantastic: He is less attractive than he used to be back in his teen years and seriously needs to lose the used-car-salesman-moustache, but he's still strikingly handsome even by Hollywood standards. It's the twinkly blue eyes and delicious head of hair. You catching all this Leo? Call me!
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/10/09

    @CaptainFantastic: it's pretty safe to say Clooney is the one man that straight guys can admit is handsome, so he can do what he wants.


    I remember about 10 years ago or so (I think it was around the time of The Beach) where pap pics of Leo with a bit of a gut were leaked, it was hilarious. Between that and Tobey Maguire going chubs, it gives us regular guys hope.

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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/10/09

    @misslinda: Oh, yeah, he was a total hottie on Growing Pains.
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    06/10/09

    @CaptainFantastic: well you're half right.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    06/10/09

    @Kid Twist: And in What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/10/09

    @secretagentman: Expound please.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/10/09

    @misslinda: By teen years, I assume you mean 18 and 19 and not any younger because, by law, humans under 18 are not sexually attractive.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    06/10/09

    Urm, I'm going to disagree here and say that lately George Clooney has started to look a bit wrinkly and weathered, like a regular guy nearing 50, which is fine, but, yeah, he's losing some of that "Wow, George Clooney!" factor for me. And really, do we want a 70 year-old George still talking about the merits of being single? At some point the Hugh Hefner thing becomes quite ick.
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    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    06/10/09

    @BookishLookish: Unfortunately true--what the clipper said. That, and we're looking for our next conquest.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/10/09

    @sweetpickles: Nobody polished your wood either? Too bad.
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    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    06/10/09

    @BookishLookish: From poet of our times Eddie Murphy's "Raw":


    "All men fuck other women. We are low by nature
    and have to do it. We are men. All men do it.
    We have to do it. We are men. It is a man thing.
    Men must find and conquer as much pussy as they can get.


    Do not think for two seconds that you are the only one your man is fucking. He is a man and has to conquer women.


    I see a lot of you good women sitting out there going:
    'Not my man.'
    Yes, your man too.


    If he's not here with you tonight, he fucking somebody.


    Because he is a man. It has nothing to do with you.


    You can have the best pussy in the world.


    There can be a cape hanging out of your pussy with a big S on it.


    Your man's still gonna go fuck somebody else, because he is a man.


    It is a dick thing. Do not try to understand it.


    You have to have a dick to understand this. We are men.

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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/10/09

    @sweetpickles: All men want to do it. We don't all act.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/10/09

    @sweetpickles: "It's a dick thing?" Can't you do better than tranny-hooker-trolling Eddie Murphy?


    Egads, young man, you may NOT approach the sensei. You are not yet ready to even prepare the sensei's rice.

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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    06/10/09

    @sweetpickles:


    Eddie Murphy's gay, right?

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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/10/09

    @FattyCatty: This comment caused me collosal embarrassment given the loud snorting that just escaped my nose/mouth.
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    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    06/10/09

    @BookishLookish: It's that simple. I hate to get into a battle of the sexes on a Gawker thread. But! I used the Eddie Murphy quote because it is funny--a touch mysoginist,o.k.--but very true. Do you think 70 year old rich dudes run around with women half their age because they want to get involved with a new charity? They do because they can. Leonardo DiCaprio can jump into bed with almost anyone until his dick falls off. And he probably will. Because he can. The opposite side of the coin is that a lot of women are attracted to money and power. And they get it by having sex. Because they can. You may start preparing my rice. You have much to learn...
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/10/09

    @sweetpickles: This is not a battle of the sexes, nor is it a battle of wits, as I refuse to fight an unarmed opponent. Good luck, honey. Or should I say "player"? Come back to Gawker when play time is over.
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    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    06/10/09

    @BookishLookish: What? Is this site serious or something? My literary claws are rather dull about now. I'm at work. And it's lunch. This is play time...for most people on the webernets, correct? I will find you later on and step my game up. Promise.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/10/09

    @sweetpickles: Bring it, bitch.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/10/09

    In reply to Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
    Can we start referring to Leo as a cocksman now? As in, "Cocksman Leonardo DeCaprio was spotted last night at Bar Refaeli having drinks and a snack after the premiere."
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/10/09

    @CaptainFantastic: It's better than "rump splitting Lothario DeCaprio."
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    Image of Tammany_Fall Tammany_Fall
    06/10/09

    In reply to Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
    So if Coldplay left Chris Martin, would he quit Gwyneth?
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    Image of good_times good_times
    06/10/09

    In reply to Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
    Dear Bar: I'm ready to settle down and get serious. Right now.
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    Image of AuntPenny AuntPenny
    06/10/09

    Is that Chris Martin quote a threat? I'm reading it as a threat.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    06/10/09

    @AuntPenny:


    I prefer to think of it as a promise... Holding out hope for the end of the wretched Coldplay.

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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    06/10/09

    In reply to Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
    I must admit it; the Mark-Paul-as-Zack bit on Fallon made me giddy.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    06/10/09

    In reply to Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
    Miley--Dumping the hot UNDERWEAR MODEL for the virgin-boy? Where is your head?!? You say you want to be treated like an adult and then you go and make decisions like this.
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    Image of rockandhardPL rockandhardPL
    06/10/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns):There is a video of this d-bag out there talking to Esquire or Details or something. Please listen to him and you will see why it is impossible to touch this may, no matter how pretty he may be.
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    06/10/09

    @rockandhardPL: Yeah, I read that...agreed.
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