"TuckerMax" is realistically sculpted (right down to his adorable protuberant premature beer belly. He's covered with hand-applied homohair. Best of all, he's costumed just like an asshat human fratdouche, in a little knit tee that says "Your MILFy Mommy's Little-Dicked Monkey," with matching cap, shit-filled tiny diaper, wee Pumas, and fancy socks with holes. He gets his name from the self-entitled misogynist horseshit he makes up!
# 3 in the series is Baby Julia Allison.... (take it away, kids, I'm heading for home).
I find this racist and insulting to all other demonically weird and just godawful X-files-laden collectible dolls that Marie Osmond has worked so hard to horrify/taunt us with. Also, I'm positive the people who purchase these things have offspring C.H.U.D.S in their basements, and/or participate in the whole baby beauty pageant monstrosities (very nearly the same thing). The feds should start a list. Just in case.
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"TuckerMax" is realistically sculpted (right down to his adorable protuberant premature beer belly. He's covered with hand-applied homohair. Best of all, he's costumed just like an asshat human fratdouche, in a little knit tee that says "Your MILFy Mommy's Little-Dicked Monkey," with matching cap, shit-filled tiny diaper, wee Pumas, and fancy socks with holes. He gets his name from the self-entitled misogynist horseshit he makes up!
# 3 in the series is Baby Julia Allison.... (take it away, kids, I'm heading for home).
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That's exactly how Louis Malle introduced Susan Sarandon to Burt Lancaster on the set of Atlantic City.
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The milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV?....
Everywhere you look you see MaryKate (and Ashley too)!...
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There is never a bad time to play a Scissor Sisters song.
Good Fanvid.
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This may, however, be evidence of devolution.
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Listen to the music playing in your head ..."