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    Image of dystopika dystopika
    11/05/09

    In reply to Ben Silverman's New College Buddy
    I love Emo Philips, been wondering what he's been up to... #bensilverman
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    Image of Richard Blakeley Richard Blakeley
    11/05/09

    In reply to Ben Silverman's New College Buddy
    Ricky Van Veen is super talented, so how is this a bad thing? #bensilverman
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    Image of Crantastic Crantastic
    11/05/09

    In reply to Ben Silverman's New College Buddy
    I guess that Peter Pan internet guy really did refuse to grow up. #bensilverman
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/05/09

    In reply to Ben Silverman's New College Buddy
    I hate to break it to you, but Mr. Silverman has fallen a lot farther than you know. At the Coffee and Tea Bean on Sunset this morning, he made me the tastiest chai-latte, and it only took him three tries.

    This man has a future.

    Oh, and with the money I left for a tip, I suggested that he take his friend on over to Fantastic Sam's for the Emo Phillip's Special.

    Talk about a win-win....
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/05/09

    In reply to Ben Silverman's New College Buddy
    With a haircut like that, Van Veen is definitely straight. Limits the "benefits" part of the friends-with-benefits equation, no? #bensilverman
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    11/05/09

    In reply to Ben Silverman's New College Buddy
    Wait, isn't Bee Schaeffer at College Humor as well? Maybe Ben can do a multi-platform deal where it's Electus, Notional, CollegeHumor AND TeenVogue, where Grace Coddington will argue against Ben's ideas and come off as the real leader. #bensilverman
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    11/05/09

    In reply to Ben Silverman's New College Buddy
    "besties" must die. #bensilverman
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/05/09

    In reply to Ben Silverman's New College Buddy
    Was it all a plot? Did Ben Silverman fatally wound broadcast television to boost demand for 'net video? #bensilverman
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    11/05/09

    In reply to Ben Silverman's New College Buddy
    This would make a great buddy flick. Silverman could play the guy whose abilities are too small for his position, while Van Veen plays the guy who makes comedy that isn't funny. #bensilverman
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    Image of PontiusPirate PontiusPirate
    10/30/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer Hops Off the Print Media Titanic, Joins College Humor
    Well, I for one applaud her. This was a good career choice as college humor is slightly more funny than vogue. Just by an inch. #beeshaffer
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/30/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer Hops Off the Print Media Titanic, Joins College Humor
    wow, she is the spitting image of her mother! #beeshaffer
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    10/31/09

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: I never before realised how completely she has her mother's nose. #beeshaffer
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/01/09

    @pufflehuff: that's what i was thinking! #beeshaffer
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    10/30/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer Hops Off the Print Media Titanic, Joins College Humor
    Talk about burying the lede: College Humor has an editor? #beeshaffer
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    10/30/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer Hops Off the Print Media Titanic, Joins College Humor
    I wandered into the kitchen and considered for, like, the tenth time that day, how hard it would be to, like, pee into a funnel or something and then into, like, my boss's coffee. He was, like, such a fucking cretin.
    "Hey!" he, like, yelled from the office. "How long does it take you to get me a cup of coffee, you dozy posh cow? You're not trying to find a goddamn funnel again, are you?"
    I settled for opening a cupboard door and, like, writing "Ricky Van Veen has a really small peen" in the dust with my, like, finger.

    From "The Devil Most Certainly Does Not, Like, Wear Prada," Bee Shaffer, 2010. #beeshaffer
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10/30/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer Hops Off the Print Media Titanic, Joins College Humor
    Wait - I'm suppose to stop painting my fingernails black? #beeshaffer
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    Image of blix blix
    10/30/09

    @BadUncle: No, on you it works. #beeshaffer
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/30/09

    @BadUncle: The nose piercing's a tad early 90's though. You could move on. #beeshaffer
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    10/30/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer Hops Off the Print Media Titanic, Joins College Humor
    In other words, she works for Barry Diller. #beeshaffer
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: Exactly. Wonder how she got the gig. It's not like she has to worry about paying the rent or landing something else if this doesn't pan out. #beeshaffer
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    Image of 24-7 24-7
    10/30/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: At least she's working for someone other than her parent -- unlike Ivanka Trump. #beeshaffer
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/30/09

    @24-7: If that's where the bar has been set, then I guess Rumer Willis should be receiving a MacArthur grant any minute now. #beeshaffer
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    10/30/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: Well, I know virtually nothing about Bee, other than she has a dumb name and a creepy mother, but she could have very easily gone the Trump route: gotten a job working for Mommy and written a book on how to "succeed" at "Vogue."

    I'm not really defending Bee (seriously, what's with rich WASPs and ridiculous names anyway?). I'm just pointing out that she didn't go the nepotism route. And true, that's not much of an accomplishment -- unless you compare her to the 3 Trumps, Rob Speyer and Valerie Peltier, Aerin Lauder, Celerie Kemble and Boykin Curry (see what I mean about the dumb names?), Billy Macklowe, etc. #beeshaffer
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/01/09

    @24-7: Katherine. Her name is Katherine. Pet names are meant to be dumb- I'm pretty sure that's not some exclusive WASP-ish right. #beeshaffer
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