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This man has a future.
Oh, and with the money I left for a tip, I suggested that he take his friend on over to Fantastic Sam's for the Emo Phillip's Special.
Talk about a win-win....
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"Hey!" he, like, yelled from the office. "How long does it take you to get me a cup of coffee, you dozy posh cow? You're not trying to find a goddamn funnel again, are you?"
I settled for opening a cupboard door and, like, writing "Ricky Van Veen has a really small peen" in the dust with my, like, finger.
From "The Devil Most Certainly Does Not, Like, Wear Prada," Bee Shaffer, 2010. #beeshaffer
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