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    The CollegeHumor Show's Premiere Party

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    Image of Alaska Miller Alaska Miller
    02/06/09

    In reply to The CollegeHumor Show's Premiere Party
    NYC tech scene looks boring.
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    Image of UdolfMarr UdolfMarr
    02/06/09

    In reply to The CollegeHumor Show's Premiere Party
    The Bro on the left is wearing makeup and it is poorly applied.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    02/06/09

    @UdolfMarr: The SHAME of teenage acne.
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    02/06/09

    In reply to The CollegeHumor Show's Premiere Party
    went to college with both bespectacled partygoers. too funny.
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    02/06/09

    In reply to The CollegeHumor Show's Premiere Party
    Oh look that internet girl Julia is showing her boobies again. All is still right with the world.
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    Image of narnio narnio
    02/06/09

    In reply to The CollegeHumor Show's Premiere Party
    MY APPLICATION TO BUSINESS SCHOOL, BY JULIA ALLISON:


    ( o )( o )


    xoxo,


    lifestreamr

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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    02/06/09

    @narnio: Ha!
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    Image of katastic katastic
    02/06/09

    @narnio: That's almost worth 120 bucks, right there.
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    Image of narnio narnio
    02/06/09

    @katastic: huh?
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    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    02/06/09

    @narnio: That's how much money our friend Smails is willing to pay for a, um, slightly more revealing photo of Julia.
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    Image of hypocriteoath hypocriteoath
    02/06/09

    In reply to The CollegeHumor Show's Premiere Party
    jebus. that is the worst collection of people ever anywhere with the exception of our large headed master. JA is OLD... or looks old anyway. No one else there except for Den-tone and Diller looked older. Sorry, Nick. The kids there try to hard and all look like posers. sad what NYC has become. Nothing interesting unless you find MTV entertaining for more than 3 minutes and are under the age of 24 and have some sort of trust fund.
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    Image of Colander Colander
    02/06/09

    @hypocriteoath: To be fair, most attention whores under the age of thirty are posers. It's what you do when there's a camera on you, and you've got to ALWAYS assume there's a camera on you.
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    02/06/09

    In reply to The CollegeHumor Show's Premiere Party
    Some of these guys are hot. I, uh...I dunno if that's "relevant" or whatever, but some of them are, and I commend them for that.


    Also, Julia Allison complaining that her life is ruined at a College Humor party isn't good enough. If she's not a hobo, then her life can't be all that ruined.

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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    02/06/09

    In reply to The CollegeHumor Show's Premiere Party
    If he really head sense of humor, he'd go by Ricky van Peen
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    Image of jiminy.peep jiminy.peep
    02/06/09

    @bytememehard: Dicky man Peen? Too much?
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    02/06/09

    @jiminy.peep: Me likey.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    02/06/09

    In reply to The CollegeHumor Show's Premiere Party
    How long did the set up for that last photo take? Was it like, "Oh my god, Nick, Nick, NICK MCGLYNN, hey Nick, Oh my god take a picture of me kicking Denton in the butt. Okay...ready! Wait, NOOOOO, you didn't get my boots. Okay...READY! Wait, no, my mouth is closed and I never have a closed mouth in wacky spontaneous photos. OKAY, READY! YAY, that is SOOO FUNNY!"
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02/06/09

    In reply to The CollegeHumor Show's Premiere Party
    Julia Allison says this about herself on her website:


    "Julia worked on a high profile congressional campaign, later becoming the youngest legislative correspondent in the DC office of a prominent Illinois Congressman during the 107th Congress"


    Who was this Congressman? How old was she?

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02/06/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming:


    Nevermind.


    "She also worked as a full-time legislative correspondent for Illinois Republican Congressman Mark Kirk in the 107th Congress as well as in his 2000 campaign. Allison has been romantically linked with former Tennessee Congressman Harold Ford, Jr., a Democrat, in 2002"

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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    02/06/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Her daddy got her an internship in high school through personal connections. She barely made it through Georgetown and her political science degree. So don't be too impressed.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02/06/09

    @hamburgerhotdog:


    I will be just as unimpressed as when she announces the birth of eight children nine months after Davos.

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    Image of The One The One
    02/06/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Mark Kirk, a friend of her parents. It's not like she got the job on her own merits.
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    Image of Nick Douglas Nick Douglas
    02/06/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Yeah, sorry, the copy was supposed to read "Julia worked on a high profile congressman."
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    02/06/09

    In reply to The CollegeHumor Show's Premiere Party
    Julia can hate, but when you line her up against the other "blogger girls". No one knows who the fuck any of the others are.


    She's our little vapid supervillain!

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    Image of friend_of_a_friend friend_of_a_friend
    02/06/09

    In reply to The CollegeHumor Show's Premiere Party
    What is Barry Diller wearing? I can't believe DVF let him out of the house looking like that...
    These people are giving a bad name to sham marriages.
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    Image of GuyBitchy GuyBitchy
    02/06/09

    In reply to The CollegeHumor Show's Premiere Party
    Douchelicious!
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    02/06/09

    In reply to The CollegeHumor Show's Premiere Party
    I'm glad to see Jakob kept his shirt on.
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    02/06/09

    @Private Hangnail: But in pic 2, his hand is reflexively creeping toward Shocker formation.
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    02/06/09

    In reply to The CollegeHumor Show's Premiere Party
    I freely offer myself to give Neel Shah the sponge bath he oh-so-desperately needs.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    02/06/09

    @contradicto: Yes, he is a dirty dirty boy and needs to be thoroughly but lovingly bathed. A tongue might be more effective than a sponge, though.
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    Image of katastic katastic
    02/06/09

    @bytememehard: Jinx!
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    02/06/09

    @katastic: OK, let's share -- it's only fair. I'll let you take care of all the parts above the bellybutton.
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