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Rumpelstilskin
06/19/09

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But, take heart! The US has stopped destroying the opium crop in Afghanistan as doing so makes the farmer join the Taliban to raise money. A little down the social scale of feel-goods, but hey. God doesn't slam a door but that he opens a window.
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resipsaloquacious
06/19/09

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Another possible explanation:

The recession has resulted in less food consumption, thus, reducing ass sizes, thus, reducing the amount of ass to put coke on, thus, reducing the amount of coke one can snort off a partner(s)' ass, thus reducing the amount of coke one would need as there is no other possible place to snort coke off of besides your partner(s)' ass.

That's why I am here people, to suss this short of shit out.
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BookishLookish
06/19/09

@resipsaloquacious: My ass is recession-proof. Perhaps that is why drug dealers have always followed me around.
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iplaudius
06/19/09

@resipsaloquacious: I don’t know. I was about to bring up cock size, relative hardness, and line length. (I’m not talking poultry, the Mohs Scale, and versification.) But then, if the recession and the attendant anxiety has caused an increase in cases of erectile dysfunction, your point would still hold. Fewer hard dicks means fewer dicks to snort lines off of.

On the other hand, if more investment bankers out of work means more and bigger dicks to do lines off of, then we should have expected an increase in production.
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iplaudius
06/19/09

@BookishLookish: Those aren’t drug dealers. Those are normal black men with normal, healthy needs.
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BookishLookish
06/19/09

@iplaudius: That was beautiful, almost poetic, in a Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird kind of way.
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BookishLookish
06/19/09

@iplaudius: "She gotta def ass for a white chick!"
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iplaudius
06/19/09

@BookishLookish: Ah, lady, I was at the gym and missed the opportunity for some nasty repartee. Have a great weekend!
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