'Demonic Colonel Sanders' Is The Last GIF You See Before You Die
This animated GIF was posted to Reddit just a couple of hours ago, but it's already blasted its way to the top of the front page.
KFC to Release Colonel Sanders' Autobiography for Free, Even Though That Guy Hated KFC
KFC announced this week it will make a never-before-seen autobiography and cookbook written by Colonel Sanders available for download on its Facebook page starting June 4th. Interestingly, as Smithsonian Magazine’s Food & Think blog noted last month, there was pretty much nothing Colonel Sanders hated more than…
KFC Is Putting Colonel Sanders' Recipes on the Internet
The bigwigs at KFC recently discovered a long-lost manuscript by Colonel Sanders, the highest-ranking military man in the fast food universe. It's his life story stitched together with his favorite recipes for things like pies, casseroles, sauces, and just about everything else. And it's going to be available for free…
Did General Tso Threaten Colonel Sanders?
We love the FBI's new document-sharing website, "The Vault"! Without it, we might never know that a corrupt cop may have killed the Notorious B.I.G. Or that a mysterious "general" warned KFC's Colonel Sanders of a murder plot!
Hey, Is That Colonel Sanders Hanging Out In The Early Show Crowd?
Today is Colonel Sanders' 120th birthday and he celebrated by making an appearance in the Early Show audience. He later stopped by to check out the Double Down sandwich and promptly went back to being dead.
KFC Will Save the World, One Wing at a Time
Earlier this week, many of you were angry to learn that a Double Down sandwich is healthier for you than a salad. Now the philanthropic Colonel Sanders is going to wipe out breast cancer, by selling you fried chicken!
South Park Inadvertently Jumps On Kids-Doing-Scarface Meme Wagon
If you've been on the Internet this week, you probably saw the (later revealed to be staged) video of some elementary school kids reenacting the climactic scene from Scarface. Tonight—coincidentally—South Park did it (and better). Video inside.
Ads from Space: Original Recipe Edition
We're a little gun-shy of "visible from space" advertising hijinx after the Maxim cover prank, but hey — anything for Colonel Sanders. The decades-dead KFC spokesman takes another dignity hit with a tweak to his look — no longer is he wearing his white plantation jacket, but instead dons an apron. Excuse, but the…
