Do you like Hooters but find it too disarming? Try Shooters, the Rifle, Colorado, bar and grill where every waitress is strapped with a six-gun. "People can come in carrying their gun, and they can pray over their food," the owner says, adding that the joint has "guns and Jesus all over the place."
Miss Colorado Contestant Stripped of Her Title Is Now Making More Porn
Back in January, we related the saga of Kristy Althaus, a promising young college student and runner-up in the Trump-owned Miss Colorado Teen USA beauty pageant. She had apparently been stripped of her title for appearing in an online porn video. She now appears to be making porn a career.
Another Bounce House Blows Away, Injuring Two Children
For the second time in less than a month, two children were injured after the "bounce house" they were playing in went airborne.
Colorado 10-Year-Olds Caught Dealing Pot
Four 10-year-olds were caught buying and selling their grandparents' pot on a playground in Colorado this week. One young man made $11.
Marine Publicly Crucifies Himself on Easter, Sorta Regrets it Now
The United States Marines don't half-ass anything. Not even bizarre misguided protests in front of state capitols.
Fox Affiliate Accidentally Broadcasts Dick Pic, Has Perfect Reaction
Tuesday morning, the crew at Denver's Fox affiliate KDVR tried to show some photos from today's helicopter crash in Seattle. Instead, they accidentally aired a picture of a flaccid penis. [NSFW, obviously]
Stoners May Revitalize the Economy Yet
The only thing higher than Colorado's stoners right now are the state's tax revenues.
It's "a good thing" Aurora movie-theater mass-killer James Holmes "had a 100-round magazine," says a Republican Colorado state senator. "If he had four, five, six 15-round magazines, there's no telling how much damage he could have done until a good guy with a gun showed up."
Did a Miss Colorado Teen Runner-Up Lose Her Title Over This Porno?
Kristy Althaus, runner-up in the Miss Colorado Teen USA 2012 pageant—one of the feeder pageants for Donald Trump's Miss Universe operation—seems to have lost her status as the second-best Colorado teen of 2012 after a porn video apparently featuring her emerged on the internet last week.
Don't Worry About Bringing Weed To Aspen's Airport
When Colorado legalized pot, millions of people in other states fantasized about buying a bunch of weed and bringing it back home. One guy apparently tried just that recently, and though he got caught nothing really happened to him
Colorado Stoners Keep Stealing Mile Marker 420
If stoners are known for one thing, it's their eye for interior design. So perhaps it's no surprise that mile marker 420 on I-70 through Colorado keeps getting stolen. What else would look better on the wall of your living room?
In Colorado, You Can Get Weed Pairing Suggestions with Your Sushi
Do you like your weed to have a little class? Do you prefer a nice sit-down restaurant to the Taco Bell drive-through when the munchies hit? Then do we have the place for you.
Legal Recreational Marijuana Sales Begin in Colorado
Colorado became the first state in the nation to allow retail marijuana sales on Wednesday, a day being referred to by some as "Green Wednesday." Sales began this morning at 37 stores.
Colorado High School Gunman Went Bowling Before Shooting
At a press conference Monday morning, Arapahoe County Sheriff Grayson Robinson revealed new details about the shooting at Arapahoe High School earlier this month, including one that indirectly ties the shooter to the school shooting at Columbine: Just before he shot and killed 17-year-old Claire Davis and committed…
Colorado quietly issued 348 licenses to marijuana purveyors yesterday, clearing the way for stores to start selling legal weed. Although those businesses also have to adhere to local government ordinances, at least eight stores in Denver are ready to begin selling when the new laws kick into effect on January 1st.
Teen Girl Shot, Killed by Stepdad While Trying to Sneak Back Into House
A teenage girl from Colorado Springs was shot and killed by her stepfather early this morning after being mistaken for a home invader.
Judge Orders Bakery to Serve Gay Couple
In July 2012, a Colorado baker turned away a cake order after he found out that the cake was for a same-sex marriage. On Friday, a judge found that the baker must serve the gay couple or face fines.
Denver Post Goes All In For Pot
With the legalization of the sale of marijuana coming into effect in Colorado on January 1st, everyone in the Centennial State has been getting ready for the bloodshot eyes of the nation to be on them. In that spirit, the Denver Post has hired a marijuana editor, and their introductory interview with him is pretty…
School Board Member: Trans Kids Get Bathrooms When They're "Castrated"
Katherine Svenson seems like a nice lady. She's old, and on the school board of Delta County, Colorado, between Grand Junction and Aspen. But she's concerned, see, about these transgender kids, whatever they are.
News Anchor Delivers the Ultimate Takedown of Snow-Covered Patio Photos
There are worthy rants and there are unworthy rants. And then there's whatever Colorado news anchor Kyle Clark was doing during yesterday's 4 PM newscast.
