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    Image of Paul Boutin Paul Boutin
    03/19/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Admits He Has 'Twatted'
    Awesome. I miss being able to say "blowjob" on Valleywag. Or more accurately, getting Melissa to say it.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    03/19/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Admits He Has 'Twatted'
    To have twutted.


    'Tis better to have twutted and shocked, than to have never twutted at all.

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    03/19/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming:


    To have twut at all?

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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/19/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Twut sweet. :-)
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    03/19/09

    @Aaron Altman:


    Twooly twentertaining twuvenor. Zil-low can we go?

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    Image of David Margolis David Margolis
    03/19/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Admits He Has 'Twatted'
    twat and cocaine!


    I am a concerned citizen whose has become aware of a small scandal in the war on drugs involving www.drugfree.org and their new PSA commercial entitled: "Word Salad-finding the right words". I believe this commerical, much in opposition of its stated goals, intentionally conveys the glorification of drugs, specifically the drug cocaine.


    In the commercial a typical teenager sits on the bed with her mother listening to a lecture on drugs. The mother, looking into the middle distance, speaks nonsense words over which is spoken a narration explaining that many parents struggle to find the right words when speaking to their children about drugs. This is all well and good. But near the end, the mother changes her tone. Initially solemn, she cracks a smile as the shot cuts to a close up of her joy, she looks into the light and says: "Afterword, lightly fish scale... doorbell."


    "fish scale" means cocaine. The youth of america knows this because in March, 2006 Ghostface Killah of the Wu-Tang clan released an album entitled "Fish Scale" in which the rapper and alleged former drug dealer equates the cognomen "fish scales" with high quality cocaine in reference to the idea that his trafficking of the drug necessitates large scales, the type of which are commonly used by fisherman to way their catch. Kids know this because, for one thing, Rolling Stone Magazine told them:


    "Fishscale" is apparently slang for uncut coke -- and the perfect title for an ambitious disc with almost no filler.

    Jonathan Ringen


    The lyrics of the album also make it clear:


    While in Bolivia, Tony Starks has bumped heads with drug czar Columbo and moved over ten pounds of raw fishscale…


    And this picture depicting Ghostface inserting white packages into a fishes' mouth while wearing a rugby shirt and Ghengis Khan hat cements the idea further.


    [www.morethings.com]


    Once more, wikipedia has an entry for "fish scale cocaine."


    [en.wikipedia.org]


    As someone with friends and family fighting addiction this is a slap in the face. When viewed by the youth of America, this PSA will promote the use of drugs not hinder it. The clear reference to the drug cocaine during the only moment of good humour in the entire commercial is a clear and discernable glorification of the drug in contrast to the goals of the venture. For our tax dollars and charitable contributions to fund a PSA which glorifies cocaine is damaging to our communities who wish to fight addiction without the constraints of contradictory messages. It is my belief that the writer/s of the commercial intentionally put the reference in as a joke to sneak by their superiors. I believe this because the mathematical probability of the word "fishscale" being included in the word salad by random choice is very low, especially since it is not only the inclusion of words themselves but their placement in the word salad at the point when the mother smiles that makes them so pernicious. I ask as a concerned citizen that you use your power to uncover who wrote the commercial to appear in it's present form and when the word "fishscale" was chosen to be in the word salad; that you get the commercial taken off the web and television; that you make whoever put the reference in the commercial apologize and admit their mistake.


    Thank you

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    Image of friend_of_a_friend friend_of_a_friend
    03/19/09

    @David Margolis: Your ideas intrigue me. Please share with us who was really responsible for 9/11.
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    Image of kjack kjack
    03/19/09

    @David Margolis: You have selected the perfect forum to discuss your concerns.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/19/09

    @David Margolis: This reads like a Batman sequel directed by Joel Schumacher.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    03/19/09

    @David Margolis: That's a pretty tenuous connection you've drawn between the possible meanings of the slang term "fish scales" and the PSA. I'm more than skeptical of your reasoning.
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    03/19/09

    @David Margolis: That helicopter has been following me all day.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/19/09

    @valet_of_the_dolls: Hahahahahaha!
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    03/19/09

    @David Margolis: "Twat and cocaine!" is now my new salutation in all my business correspondence.


    March 19, 2009


    Gawker Media

    210 Elizabeth Street, Fourth Floor

    New York, NY 10012


    Twat and cocaine!

    This letter will confirm receipt of your correspondence dated March 16, 2009 in which you advised that your client will no longer accept any further shipment of fish scale via postal courier...

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    03/19/09

    @David Margolis: @
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/19/09

    @David Margolis: And now you're dead.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    03/19/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Admits He Has 'Twatted'
    The audio and video don't sync up, which makes the whole clip even funnier to me.
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    Image of Christopher Basso Christopher Basso
    03/19/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Admits He Has 'Twatted'
    lol
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    03/19/09

    @Christopher Basso: you will be in deep shit for this.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    01/06/09

    In reply to The Sick Internet Joke About 9/11: ✈ ▌▌
    Wait, what?
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    01/06/09

    In reply to The Sick Internet Joke About 9/11: ✈ ▌▌
    Hotness: Catatonic
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    01/06/09

    In reply to The Sick Internet Joke About 9/11: ✈ ▌▌
    Hm. While I would love to have my pageview back, I will settle for the lesson I have belatedly learned - check bylines before clicking!
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    01/06/09

    In reply to The Sick Internet Joke About 9/11: ✈ ▌▌
    lulz
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    Image of kmg387 kmg387
    01/06/09

    In reply to The Sick Internet Joke About 9/11: ✈ ▌▌
    Oh! I get it. Someone moved beyond 6th grade computer class and discovered the subtle and fascinating nuances of Microsoft Word. Creating pictures with Wingdings characters sure is trendy!
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    01/06/09

    @kmg387: Not to mention the fact that this "trend" began about a month after 9/11, which is when I first started seeing it. How did any of this suddenly become drama now?
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    Image of th1nwhiteduke th1nwhiteduke
    01/06/09

    In reply to The Sick Internet Joke About 9/11: ✈ ▌▌
    Knock knock

    "who's there?"

    9/11

    "9/11 who?"

    I thought you said you'd never forget?


    zing.

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    Image of mommy_dearest mommy_dearest
    01/06/09

    @th1nwhiteduke: I can't believe I just laughed at that.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    01/06/09

    In reply to The Sick Internet Joke About 9/11: ✈ ▌▌
    Well, I admit that all my complaining about Gawker's insufficient coverage of internet search algorithms has now been stymied.
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    Image of RheaCorvinus RheaCorvinus
    01/06/09

    In reply to The Sick Internet Joke About 9/11: ✈ ▌▌
    In one of the wingdings fonts (created before 9/11), the number 9 brings up an airplane and the number 1 brings up a building. So when you type 911, those icons appear.
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    01/07/09

    @RheaCorvinus: With a name like 'wingdings' you'd thing the keys for 911 would show the US gov't masterminding the whole thing or some other nutjobbery.
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    01/06/09

    In reply to The Sick Internet Joke About 9/11: ✈ ▌▌
    I could start a campaign like eBaum's World around a smiley face, or a harmless word like "Gawker," and I bet Google wouldn't censor that. So why should Google police this? I've seen more tasteless things on Gawker, for God's sake. It IS tasteless, but that's the internet. Let the damn thing be a "trend." Since people (well, cretins) ARE legitimately searching for this, that's exactly what it is.
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    Image of Senor_Wences Senor_Wences
    01/06/09

    In reply to The Sick Internet Joke About 9/11: ✈ ▌▌
    And the problem is what? You're saying Google should delete this from its engine? You're saying its an abomination, or something?


    Oh, yes, my, my, tut tut! I think, while we're at it, we should delete any reference to Abu Ghraib. Oh, and how we handled Katrina. Um, let's see, that shoe guy, let's get him offa there. We need to clean this shit up. Let's put the future behind us.


    Dude, once you start deleting things, it don't never end, and some of the best discussions are profane discussions.


    And, yah, I'm a fucking card carrying member of the ACLU.


    Or, wait, is "fuck" not allowed anymore?

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    Image of Senor_Wences Senor_Wences
    01/06/09

    @Senor_Wences: Because, seriously, unless I've missed the fucking point, this is really getting under my skin, this shit right here.


    I've largely (unless maybe occasionally drunkenly) stayed out of the whole "Gawker sucks now" business, though I notice I've inadvertently stumbled into this sister site I've always been indifferent towards, and now I see why I've ignored it, but, seriously, what the fuck?


    Lighten up, Frances. Deal with it, work it out somehow.

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    Image of Pinekatz Pinekatz
    01/06/09

    @Senor_Wences: Agreed. Tasteless? Absolutely. But why are we talking about this as if it should be policed? The whole topic is lame.
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    Image of Senor_Wences Senor_Wences
    01/06/09

    @Pinekatz: I know, right?


    And guess where I came across the best 9/11 joke ever?


    [gawker.com]


    I will remember it till my dying day.


    And, yes, I live in New York, and yes bla bla bla, I've got my stories and wounds. But for crying out loud!


    What the fuck is this shit? Jesus Christ. Do you know how many museums want to be part of the Freedom Tower or whatever the fuck we're calling that hole in the ground these days? Zero. Zero museums want to be part of it. Because they have to promise not to do anything "controversial", as in attempt to educate or clarify or enlighten.


    Just throw a fricking Bible and a flag into the ditch and we'll all genuflect in that direction every morning. How's that? Sound good?


    Goddamn, I'm grumpy.

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    Image of Pinekatz Pinekatz
    01/07/09

    @Senor_Wences: Yea, but its okay. If no museums want to be a part of this, then why don't we just all forget about it entirely. I saw the fuselage of the Enola Gay in the Air and Space Museum in the 1980s. Did museums have more spine then or did Americans?
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