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    Arthur Kade Has 99 Problems

    Science: You Love Commercials

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/14/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Has 99 Problems
    I don't know exactly what his ethnic background is, but there must be some kind of guidonym to desribe him.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    04/14/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Has 99 Problems
    I’ll be in Philly this week; maybe I can request an audience with his highness.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    04/14/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Has 99 Problems
    Seriously, though, I wonder about people like this. Are they just born with absolutely no self-awareness? Doesn't anyone ever tell them that they're self-absored a**holes? Don't they get the s*** beaten out of them on a regular basis?


    At least Julia Allison seems in on the joke, unlike this guy, AV, JFP, etc. (Maybe it's a guy thing?)

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    Image of blix blix
    04/14/09

    @econdave: According to the comments posted on his blog he gets told all the time.
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    Image of Fate'sBitch Fate'sBitch
    04/14/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Has 99 Problems
    That "commercial workshop" sounds like a third grade reading circle, with Arthur running home to mom to tell her how teacher thought he was the best at reading One Fish Two Fish out of the whole class.
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    Image of easternsike easternsike
    04/14/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Has 99 Problems
    [arthurkade.com]
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    04/14/09

    @easternsike: I don't understand this. What does it all mean? Who is the taller gent?
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    Image of kjack kjack
    04/14/09

    @i'm a bottle: I don't know what it all means, but the taller gent is Zydrunas "Z" Ilgauskas of the Cleveland Cavaliers. Perhaps Mr. Kade believes Z is an example of an average to above average person who manages to make it.
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    Image of katastic katastic
    04/14/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Has 99 Problems
    He and Julia Allison shall create a hooved spawn that shall consume us all.
    Be. Warned.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/14/09

    @katastic: Who exactly is Julia Allison? Everyone knows who Arthur Kade is, but this Julia Allison bitch? Why's everyone keep bringing her up?
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    Image of Urbania Urbania
    04/14/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Has 99 Problems
    aw, this one's cute. let's keep it! if we feed it, it will grow.
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    Image of Fate'sBitch Fate'sBitch
    04/14/09

    @Urbania: Oh all right, But you cannot name it or you're going to get all upset when we have to kill it for Christmas Dinner.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    04/14/09

    @Fate'sBitch: I don't know...based on the above, i totally want to know its name before i kill and eat it. It makes the flesh sweeter.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    04/14/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Has 99 Problems
    Seriously, he has a friend named Starch? Starch-y!
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    04/14/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: I hear Tony Starch is the secret identity of Ironing Man
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/14/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Has 99 Problems
    A chimp face-mauling might be good for his soul.
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    Image of diehausfrau diehausfrau
    04/14/09

    @Smitros: Soul? Smitros, methinks you overestimate him.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/14/09

    @diehausfrau:


    I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. For now.

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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    03/03/09

    In reply to Science: You Love Commercials
    I totally agree with Avenue. I had no problem thoroughly enjoying four episodes of Flight of the Concords last night without commercial breaks. They are short and designed to be viewed that way, so no problem! I don't know anyone who DVRs who DOESN'T fast forward through commercials. I recognize that pausing is essential for bathroom breaks but what a ridiculous study! What was the reason again for choosing an old sitcom with campy commercials? Could it have anything to do with the possibility that the results would be entirely different with a current show and current commercials?
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    03/03/09

    In reply to Science: You Love Commercials
    This study was probably funded by Proctor & Gamble. I get a Chris Matthews-like thrill up my leg when I'm able to perfectly time the fast-forward DVR button through the commercials and have it begin the precise moment when 30 Rock resumes. If there was an Olympic competition for this technique, I'd win the gold.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    03/03/09

    In reply to Science: You Love Commercials
    Yeah, well, if I get invited to one more fucking Snuggie Bar Crawl, I'm going to start taking hostages.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/03/09

    In reply to Science: You Love Commercials
    Finally a bit of vindication for the cock teases! Thank you, science!
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    Image of malke2010 malke2010
    03/03/09

    @BookishLookish: You kind of suck
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/03/09

    @malke2010: You dislike cock teases? Good for you, honey.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    03/03/09

    In reply to Science: You Love Commercials
    My favorite commercial is for Soma. You know the one: "Take a Soma holiday!"


    Soma. It's the wonder drug that works wonders.

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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    03/03/09

    In reply to Science: You Love Commercials
    To corroborate: I find that my erections are longer lasting and more enjoyable if I take an occasional break from mercilessly beating my manservant about the chest, neck and thighs.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    03/03/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Well, that sentence did not end as I expected it to.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    03/03/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Trying to keep you (the reader) on your toes.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/03/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Is that what you call the little guy?
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    Image of everfade everfade
    03/03/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: That was surprisingly arousing.
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