[Australia's Danielle Prince performs her "ribbon routine" during the rhythmic gymnastics team final and individual all-around qualification during the Commonwealth Games in New Delhi. Photo via AP.]

[British synchronized swimmers Olivia Allison and Jenna Randall compete earlier today in the 2010 Commonwealth Games in India. Also today, 15 swimmers reported having a stomach virus, which has been blamed on dirty pool water. Image via Getty]

The Commonwealth Games are approaching! Host nation India has taken heat for having the grossest athletes' housing ever, but that's nothing: The vuvuzela is lurking. At least 10,000 shitty plastic faux-traditional horns have already been sold in New Delhi.