Remember that unpleasant incident when Chris Brown beat the crap out of then-girlfriend Rihanna?

Arriving at orientation for her court-mandated community service at the Los Angeles Downtown Women's Center yesterday, Lindsay Lohan wore short shorts, a see-through shirt, and no bra. [Image via Splash]

Three years later, Naomi Campbell is defending wearing this series of couture outfits to performer her court-ordered community service for hitting her housekeeper in the head with a Vajazzled cell phone. The explanation is even worse than the act.