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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    09/21/09

    In reply to Relax: McDonald's Global Economic Domination Is Safe
    Wow, who knew mommy milk buns came with sesame seeds?
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    09/21/09

    In reply to Relax: McDonald's Global Economic Domination Is Safe
    I want Jared to give up shilling for Subway and get his stretch marks over to McDonald's to re-supersize that doughy, nerdy rump.
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    Image of notofthebarnyard notofthebarnyard
    09/21/09

    In reply to Relax: McDonald's Global Economic Domination Is Safe
    hmm... me and two of my coworkers just had Subway for lunch. Know how I know it was healthy? I got apple slices with it. Beat THAT, Mickey D's.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    09/21/09


    @notofthebarnyard:

    And it's "two of my coworkers and I."
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    Image of rubyruby rubyruby
    09/21/09

    In reply to Relax: McDonald's Global Economic Domination Is Safe
    Ah, yes, now that's an infant with a good latch.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    09/21/09

    In reply to Relax: McDonald's Global Economic Domination Is Safe
    tastes good when you're drunk. yeltsin knows.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/21/09

    @shostakobitch: Yeltsin's been dead for a while. Are you telling us Subway has been franchising in hell, too?
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    09/21/09

    In reply to Relax: McDonald's Global Economic Domination Is Safe
    Also quite sickening is the bread smell emanating from Subway stores.
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    09/21/09

    @Cheap Shot: I always thought it smelled like a foot.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    09/21/09

    @Mikey-B: My foot smells like bread.
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    09/21/09

    @bytememehard: Slathered in chipotle mayo I may find your foot nigh irresistible.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    09/21/09

    @Cheap Shot:

    Because the smell of old grease and sadness that filters out of McDonald's is sooo much nicer.
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    Image of katastic katastic
    09/21/09

    @City_Dater: No, no- new grease, old sadness.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    09/21/09

    @Mikey-B: There are many who do!
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    09/21/09

    In reply to Relax: McDonald's Global Economic Domination Is Safe
    Wait. McDonald's is...middlebrow? Starbucks is closer to middlebrow, if anything.
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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    09/21/09

    @Dickdogfood: I was thinking more Lower-Middlebrow but I rounded up.
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    Image of La Mareada La Mareada
    09/21/09

    @Dickdogfood: Reminds me of those McD coffee ads about how Starbucks requires book reading from its customers.
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    09/21/09

    @La Mareada: Please do also see this: [www.guardian.co.uk]
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    09/21/09

    In reply to Relax: McDonald's Global Economic Domination Is Safe
    It's actually quite sickening how many Subway locations there are within five miles of where I currently sit. IIRC, there are six. The number of McDonald's locations? Two. (Used to be three, until one closed and -- guess what -- a Subway replaced it).
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