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    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of limber limber
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    Joe Francis tells drunk women to take their clothes off, he gets millions. Sparkly Vampire tells insane woman same, and he gets trouble.

    World gone mad.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    clicking on a suri cruise item seems as low as one can go, until one does and discovers that this toddler wears slingback heels. closer to xenu, or her parents' way of keeping her from bolting from the compound?
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    So have girls reduced the number of instances they have gone wild?
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    I am in my middle 30s. No matter how old Dakota Fanning gets, any prurient thoughts about her makes me either a ped, a perv or a prick.
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    11/19/09

    @gawkimo: Well, given her mind-blowing precocity, I'll bet in three years or so she'll start dating guys older than you.
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    11/19/09

    @gawkimo: I don't even know how old she actually is, but dude. Isn't there something even creepier about refusing to see a grown woman as anything other than a child?
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    11/19/09

    @gawkimo: I believe she's 15, so hold onto that feeling for at least another three years.
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    11/19/09

    @badasscat: You misunderstood my comment: pedophile to pervert implies recognizing the a girl becoming a woman -- the age difference is still there, even when the girl becomes a woman.

    My views on the matter are best expressed by Jon Spencer Blues Explosion:

    Now you girls 16, 17
    Now you just don't know what's happenin'
    Come on
    Full grown woman
    I said full grown
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    11/19/09

    @DahlELama: Try 11 years. I don't voluntarily hang out with anyone under 25 because they're fucking boring and predictable and their taste in music sucks.

    So, get off my lawn, you hoodlums!

    #tips
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    Does Joe Francis understand that you cannot discharge debt owed to the IRS in a bankruptcy? If this loser is allowed to file for bankruptcy with the stringent new laws, I predict a screeching, ear-piercing public outcry from the unemployed and struggling masses like none the world has heard before.
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    11/19/09

    @PaisleyPajamas: He could be doing so to protect himself from other creditors.
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    11/19/09

    @gawkimo: That has to be the reason, although again, if you have more than you owe, and what you have is in the millions, how the heck is it possible to file for bankruptcy with the new laws? It's not so easy anymore, thanks to the Bush Admin.
     Reply
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    Funny how even Kirstie Alley's insults involve eating something.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    I always thought a cleaned-up Tommy Lee was the one meant for Pammy.

    YES. I can't help but believe these two are soulmates and hope that they'll find their way back to each other, even though that's probably not a good thing for anyone. What can I say? I'm a sucker for a weird, twisted, videotaped love story.
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    11/19/09

    @DahlELama: I think they seem sincerely into each other - and in a genuine, loving way - in the video. Didn't you make a video this summer, Dahl?
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    11/19/09

    @Mama Penguino: In my defense, Virus and I were very much in love, and no one has seen it but his cats. And, of course, Chillbear, but that's just because he pressed F12 a whole bunch of times.
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    11/19/09

    @DahlELama:I finally saw their video earlier this year and I couldn't believe how boring it was; one of the unsexiest sextapes ever. I guess they loved each other (I could care less) but it seemed to me like neither one were capable of any kind of genuine emotion.
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    11/19/09

    @DahlELama: Oh, I knew about Chillbear. I mean, I was there and all.
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    11/19/09

    @topsy: I saw about two seconds of it once, and I actually thought it was sweet. I'll have to watch it in full to form a real opinion. (For research purposes, of course.)
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    11/19/09

    @Mama Penguino: I'm telling Rene. I'm assuming this was during one of his breaks when he was released from your basement and allowed to lounge around my pool.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    11/19/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: You and your damn pool! Listen, you sexy blonde types are all the same with your pools, your boats, your well-endowed rock star boyfriends. I'm just waiting for the video, Gerbils. I only hope you and Sance have enough decency to be as obviously in love as Pam and Tommy. In the meantime, I'm free to hang out at the pool???
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    11/19/09

    @Mama Penguino: Darling, the pool is a free-for-all! Bathing suits not required. But since when is love required for hot, sweaty, throw-down sex? It was delicious, I promise, but without even a hint of that l-word shit.
     Reply
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    11/19/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: If you care about anyone in the world besides yourself, you will write up this encounter and submit it to WS post-haste!
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    11/19/09

    @Mama Penguino: I don't have the nerve yet to submit to WS. I have threatened to send in pics of my boobs, and I may still, but only if ReneSance says it's okay.
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    I think we all need to spend some time seriously thinking about how Kirstie Alley knows how men behave when you bite their dicks off. Also a little ironic for her to get all up in arms about Conan for making fun of fat actresses, when her most recent stab at stardom was the dripping-with-self loathing (and hilarious!) "Fat Actress." She's fat - that's the joke, get it?

    Inarticulate tweets are the new bathroom wall.
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    11/19/09

    @KikiCanuck: With all due respect, I'd rather not "spend some time seriously thinking about how Kirstie Alley knows how men behave when [one] bites their dicks off."
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    Great. Now I'm going to have "Cherry Bomb" stuck in my head as the soundtrack to all my 70s era girl on girl fantasies. Oh, wait. I already do.
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    11/19/09

    @Mo MoDo: One question: how the hell did you get into my brain and shoplift my fantasies?
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    11/19/09

    @Mo MoDo: not "Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah):?
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    11/19/09

    @Mo MoDo: "I'mmmm the fox you've been waitin' for!"
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    With the illegally taped peephole videos I send out I'm always sure to call them [Insert Celebrity]'s Hot Naked Butt. I find the intense feelings of violation are somewhat lessened when you add a compliment.
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Levi's Johnston Watch: Manhood Challenges, Conan Jokes, and Shoot Details
    Please live forever, William Shatner. #levijohnston
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Levi's Johnston Watch: Manhood Challenges, Conan Jokes, and Shoot Details
    Does Playgirl do flaccid, erect, or both? I'm sure there are folks out there who prefer the former, but I'm not sure if they're a niche fetish group or more of a mainstream minority.

    If they want him hard, the "grower, not a shower" excuse is dead in the water. #levijohnston
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    11/05/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: Back in the day, they only did flacid. On the website now, it's hard and with jerk-off videos. For Levi, however, I think it's going to be a softee. #levijohnston
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    11/05/09

    @Brian Moylan: How's that Fleshbot internship going, btw? #levijohnston
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/05/09

    In reply to Levi's Johnston Watch: Manhood Challenges, Conan Jokes, and Shoot Details
    I'm glad that at least some people here (i.e. Brian, for one) are intuitive enough to know that the Twitter account is a fake.

    There was a post on it about a month ago that reported it as authentic -- an assertion that I refuted in the comments -- and I was (irrationally) peeved that a correction was never issued.

    Post/thread in question: [gawker.com] #levijohnston
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    11/05/09

    @mattchew03: That post was written by Belonsky, no big surprise there.

    He was too busy making distasteful jokes. #levijohnston
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Levi's Johnston Watch: Manhood Challenges, Conan Jokes, and Shoot Details
    If, mirabile dicktu!, it turns out to be too big, give it a good "Moylan." #levijohnston
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Levi's Johnston Watch: Manhood Challenges, Conan Jokes, and Shoot Details
    He totally could have gone on Conan, read the tweets, and played it off as a joke. Just read them with a hunky smile, then as they're fading to commercial, mouth "I didn't write those." Then point to his crotch and say "December, bitches." This is what I would like from Levi Johnston. #levijohnston
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/05/09

    @Steverino Begins: Now that's brilliant PR strategy right there, you betcha' #levijohnston
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    Image of CaptainSnarky CaptainSnarky
    11/05/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: I can see his penis from my house! #levijohnston
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    11/05/09

    @Steverino Begins: Exactly! But in your fantasy, you overestimate fair Levi. #levijohnston
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    11/06/09

    @wundersmack: Heh, true. They could have put all that on cue cards for him, though. Very large print cue cards. #levijohnston
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