Does Playgirl do flaccid, erect, or both? I'm sure there are folks out there who prefer the former, but I'm not sure if they're a niche fetish group or more of a mainstream minority.
If they want him hard, the "grower, not a shower" excuse is dead in the water. #levijohnston
@CumaeanSibyl: Back in the day, they only did flacid. On the website now, it's hard and with jerk-off videos. For Levi, however, I think it's going to be a softee. #levijohnston
I'm glad that at least some people here (i.e. Brian, for one) are intuitive enough to know that the Twitter account is a fake.
There was a post on it about a month ago that reported it as authentic -- an assertion that I refuted in the comments -- and I was (irrationally) peeved that a correction was never issued.
He totally could have gone on Conan, read the tweets, and played it off as a joke. Just read them with a hunky smile, then as they're fading to commercial, mouth "I didn't write those." Then point to his crotch and say "December, bitches." This is what I would like from Levi Johnston. #levijohnston
Belonsky, you're an idiot. It's Daniel Craig in that play, not Jude Law. You must be incredibly cute because Denton clearly didn't recruit you from that Junior High study hall because of your reading comprehension and grammar skills.
Furlong's had serious drug issues before - I remember reading an article about how his marriage to Kneeland was part of his attempt to get back on track and stabilize his life post-rehab. And years ago, a friend of mine saw him and Natasha Lyonne together in the Louvre, of all places, fucked up beyond belief and completely incoherent... He'll be another Brad Renfro soon. Fun fact: when he was a teenager he dated a woman 20 years his elder, whom he'd met when she was his stand-in on set.
I don't really give a fuck about DJ whoever, but sorry, kiddies, when you've got eight different drugs in you including coke, Oxycontin and Vicodin, no matter how you slice it you've killed yourself.
am i the only person who is actually a bit appalled by the newark mayor? i mean putting someone on a no-fly list as a publicity stunt is an abuse of power and constitutionally unsound.
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If they want him hard, the "grower, not a shower" excuse is dead in the water. #levijohnston
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There was a post on it about a month ago that reported it as authentic -- an assertion that I refuted in the comments -- and I was (irrationally) peeved that a correction was never issued.
Post/thread in question: [gawker.com] #levijohnston
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He was too busy making distasteful jokes. #levijohnston
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jeez i'm thin-skinned.
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Oh, and yeah: He's probably hoping Conan comes through with a crew and in the meantime, some favorable stats are getting YouTube play.
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Daniel Craig is waaaayy better than Jude Law.
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"Macaroni is nice."
"Demoncraps are ebil!"
"Barry Obama loves terrerists!"
"I quit"
"Rubadubdub, thanks for the grub!"
"Jeebus luvs U!"
"You Betchya!"
"I love the troops!"
"You betchya!"
100k please.