Quick math problem: Lindsay Lohan has 17 days (not counting weekends) to do 115 hours of community service or she goes back to jail. Lindsay does 0 hours on Monday and 0 hours on Tuesday. How fucked is she?

The Infinite Jest of Possible Lindsay Lohan Song 'Too Young to Die'

Maureen O'Connor

7/08/10 9:40pm

Perez Hilton claims this song, entitled "Too Young to Die," is a leaked Lindsay Lohan track: "Crashing my car coming flying through the windshield... I'm oh I'm too young die." Where did this stunning display of tone-deafness come from?

It Almost Seems Like Lindsay Lohan Wants to Go Back to Jail?

The Infinite Jest of Possible Lindsay Lohan Song 'Too Young to Die'

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