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hostage wife, was on Letterman the other night. She looks like a Raelian! A beautiful Raelian. Anyway, she talks to D.L.—who refers to "Dawson's Creek" as "Gordon's Creek" awesomely—really just lobs ill-informed softball questions at her about her kid, Suri. She, in turn, does this weird culty thing of turning his questions back on him. "How is your kid?" asks Letterman. "Good, how is your kid?" responds Holmes. It's like the fair game law! Oh yeah, we also found her iMix (we spent a lot of times on iTunes this morning). Video and Playlist after the jump!
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Katie Holmes to Letterman: "I Was In High School When I Did the Pilot. I Was Out of high School When We Did it"
Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise's
Linda Stein's assistant has confessed to the murder of the real estate broker. Apparently the assistant beat her with a "yoga stick" after Stein blew marijuana smoke in her face. [NYO]
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Dov Charney And Evil Jew High Priest Caiaphas: Seperated At Birth?
From the mailbag:
I had an epiphany last night that I realized only gawker could truly appreciate. I finally figured out why I find Dov Charney sort of inappropriately sexy: because I was watching the 1973 film of _Jesus Christ Superstar_ and realized that he bears a strong resemblance to evil Jewish high priest Caiaphas! And because, watching that movie as a small Catholic girl, I felt naughty feelings for the shirtless sweaty bearded evil Jewish high priests with weird hats and S&M-style chest-strap arrangements. Sexy evil Jews, both.
Wow, it feels good to confess that!
"One thing I'll say for him, Jesus is cool."
Katie
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From The Managing Editor: A Chris Noth Apology
Since time immemorial—or May, 2005—Gawker has largely banned any mention of former Sex and the City star Chris Noth. This may have been cruel; it certainly was not senseless. Chris Noth is a man who likes to leave his house. He may not even have a house. He is a man who enjoys a drink with a pal, or, more likely, a pal who drinks. He is a man who likes to work out at Crunch, or at least he was. His giant head is extremely recognizable and stalkable. Law and Order: Criminal Intent or whatever the fuck it's called doesn't keep him that busy. And now we have perhaps erred by posting a recent Gawker Stalker sighting of the fella, for the first time in ages. More »
confessions of a bareback top
The Bareback Top Has Retired
The blogger we've all come to know and love for his educational services, The Bareback Top, has retired, posting a short farewell to readers last night. Retired from blogging, that is. We're sure he'll be keeping up with his other activities. The gay semi-consensual barebacking enthusiast wrote that "I am young, and I am far too smart to live on the edge." Could have fooled us! And yet, love to hate him as we did, he was one of the only gay guys who seemed to be telling the truth about how sex goes down in this town. Even if he was lying! More »
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Fun Gals Hook For College Dollars, Sexual Assault
Ahoy, sluts! We've been enjoying the exploits of College Call Girl lately—she's one of them high-class whores who's hooking to pay her way through college in New York. (Who isn't?) But not everything is all Julia Roberts in the Manhattan world of pay-for-play. Sometimes, our correspondent reports, you end up with guys who put their belts around your neck and totally rape you and stuff. Yes, go on agents and editors, go get it. Cautionary tale! Very literary. Alice Mayhew would totally buy it. More »
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Ghetto Pass is on sabbatical. Here, after the colon, and third comma, is your new feature summary written in small type:
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Ghetto Pass: True Negro Confessions 1
Ghetto Pass is on sabbatical. Here, after the colon, and third comma, is your new feature summary written in small type:
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confessions of a bareback top
Which A-lister's Husband Did The Bareback Top?
While we wondered about which drugs are ruining Jenny Aniston's life, commenter drunkexpatwriter suggested we look into a post on our old not-pal Mr. Confessions of a Bareback Top's site for juicier, blinder fare. And, well, he wasn't just whistling dick-sy.[Gross, barely-literate description of a club bathroom stall blowjob.] Fucking asshole. He smiled and left the stall as I was cleaning up. He didnt say anything and neither did I.We know there's not much to go on, but we figured we'd take a risk and throw it in here anyway. Guesses?
So I did a little research when I got home. I found out who he was. He is married to a very famous actress and they have a kid or kids. I will never tell who he is, so dont ask...but it just reaffirmed my belief that....you never know.
An A-List Wife [COABT]
Earlier: Crossing The Line: Confessions of a Bareback Top Speaks . . . Out Of His Ass
