Weed, Flops and Other Kevin Smith Tips For Pity Party of the Century
More than a month after the box-office immolation of Zack and Miri Make a Porno, the shellshock is finally wearing off for Kevin Smith. The self-pity, though? Not so much.
Over at Postsecret, the leading online repository of anonymous confessions, a writer reveals that he or she welcomes the forced respite the strike provides from having to churn out crap that pays the bills. Of course, as discussed earlier, the conflicted scribe is probably also happy to have another excuse to put…
Linda Stein's assistant has confessed to the murder of the real estate broker. Apparently the assistant beat her with a "yoga stick" after Stein blew marijuana smoke in her face. [NYO]
Travolta Vampirism Shocker! 'I Like To Fly At Night,' Says Creepy, Undead Star
In a shocking interview airing later tonight, Guantanamo-quality Extra interrogator Jerry "Dr. Answers" Penacoli inserts a series of bamboo shoots underneath Hairspray star John Travolta's exquisitely manicured fingernails until the enigmatic actor comes clean about his controversial bedtime, unexpectedly admitting…
