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Conrad Black, the one-time newspaper baron who was convicted of fraud and obstruction of justice in the most fascinating case in the world that few outside of Canada care about, was denied a new trial by a judge reviewing the jury verdict. Black will be sentenced at the end of the month. He'll either get like, 2 days…

As part of a settlement between Conrad Black and the convicted fraudster's bankrupt Ravelston Corp., the convicted fraudster will pay nearly $400,000 to buy back a portrait of himself painted by the late Andy Warhol. "Andy used to take a Polaroid shot, blow it up, put it on four silk-screens of different colours,…

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The fucking jury in the fucking Conrad Black fraud trial, which has gone on for fucking ever, is apparently deadlocked. If those fuckers don't undeadlock themselves but quick we are heading to fucking Chicago, where we will knock some fucking heads together. If we have to sit through another three months of this…