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    Sesame Street Is 40 Today, Also a Liberal Conspiracy That Will Indoctrinate Your Kids

    Levi Johnston: Sad, Sorry, Suing for Custody of His Son, and Still Maybe Keeping Very Big Secrets

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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/10/09

    In reply to Sesame Street Is 40 Today, Also a Liberal Conspiracy That Will Indoctrinate Your Kids
    Watching a Conservative trying to understand Sesame Street is akin to watching a special needs child trying to understand an AP English class.
    Maybe they need a special version for them, with fewer, shorter words and more American flags. And guns. Lots and LOTS of guns. #sarahpalin
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Sesame Street Is 40 Today, Also a Liberal Conspiracy That Will Indoctrinate Your Kids
    Sarah has some Ivy League speakin' skills.

    "It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum, your Majesty." #sarahpalin
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Sesame Street Is 40 Today, Also a Liberal Conspiracy That Will Indoctrinate Your Kids
    CTW hasn't received federal funding since 1981. You would think wingnuts would take advantage of free, non-big government entities like Wikipedia to learn this.
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    Edited by ninety_nine at 11/10/09 11:20 AM ninety_nine was starred ninety_nine was unstarred
    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/10/09

    @ninety_nine: But Wikipedia clearly has a blatant bias against Conservatives, since what's there is 99.991% factually correct. #sarahpalin
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/09

    In reply to Sesame Street Is 40 Today, Also a Liberal Conspiracy That Will Indoctrinate Your Kids
    There is only one correct response to all this:

    Manamana.

    For those of you too young: #sarahpalin
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    Image of manchops manchops
    11/10/09

    In reply to Sesame Street Is 40 Today, Also a Liberal Conspiracy That Will Indoctrinate Your Kids
    Am I the only one who is so sick of this Sesame Street turns 40 media shitfest? I mean, don't things turn 40 every damn day of the week?

    Weren't like a bunch of solidiers killed somewhere in Texas, and something's going on with how we'll pay to stay alive at an old age, and if you like the same gender there's some stuff going about how you'll pay your taxes and, oh, and something about the DOW being the highest ever at the same time the unemployment is also the highest ever?

    Whatever, happy birthday sock puppets. #sarahpalin
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    11/10/09

    @manchops: Wow. I bet you're a blast at a cocktail party. #sarahpalin
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    11/10/09

    @manchops: Fuck you. Those puppets have had a hand shoved straight up their ass all the way to their goddamn skulls on a DAILY basis.

    Little more respect, please. #sarahpalin
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    11/10/09

    @manchops: Because it's an amazing achievement for a show on a publically-funded channel to last long enough for generations of people to have "grown up on" the same characters. #sarahpalin
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    11/10/09

    @manchops: You know, you're right. Being that bad shit happens every day around the world, we really shouldn't celebrate anything good.
    I'll call off my plans to celebrate my birthday, my brother's upcoming wedding, and my favorite football team winning. Because, you know, things like that happen every day. #sarahpalin
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    11/10/09

    @manchops: Awww....looks like somebody's parents wouldn't let them watch TV. #sarahpalin
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    11/10/09

    @manchops: "Am I the only one who is so sick of this Sesame Street turns 40 media shitfest?"

    Um, yeah, you are, Debbie Downer. Seriously, you can't let the kids have ANY fun? #sarahpalin
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/10/09

    @manchops: Y'know, I think Oscar already has The Grouch role, and he's keeping it.
    I realize that times are tough, but stop trying to steal his job, mmmmkay? #sarahpalin
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Sesame Street Is 40 Today, Also a Liberal Conspiracy That Will Indoctrinate Your Kids
    The funniest thing about Palin's "In God We Trust" rant is that it happened during the previous administration and was changed back last year. It's back on the front for coins minted this year.

    You stay timely, Sarah Palin. #sarahpalin
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    Image of Jim Topoleski Jim Topoleski
    11/10/09

    @Magicant: really lol. If she really wanted to be pissed she should have been pissed at W., since it was HIS administration who changed it in the first place.

    Even better, it was a Democrat who put forward the bill to get it moved back to a side.

    She is such a moron. #sarahpalin
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Sesame Street Is 40 Today, Also a Liberal Conspiracy That Will Indoctrinate Your Kids
    40 years later and Bert and Ernie still can't get a state santcioned marraige in New York. #sarahpalin
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    Z und Vielpunkt's chick promoted this comment J. Frank Parnell was starred J. Frank Parnell was unstarred
    Image of J. Frank Parnell J. Frank Parnell
    11/10/09

    @J. Frank Parnell: Morning-no coffee-slightly hungover = I kan spel good.
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    11/10/09

    In reply to Sesame Street Is 40 Today, Also a Liberal Conspiracy That Will Indoctrinate Your Kids
    This actually makes sense. I've long suspected Glenn Beck was a Muppet. #sarahpalin
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Sesame Street Is 40 Today, Also a Liberal Conspiracy That Will Indoctrinate Your Kids
    Sesame Street is and always will be an important part of my life. Happy Anniversary. #sarahpalin
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    11/10/09

    @pureblarney: Om nom nom nom nom that redhead. #sarahpalin
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Sesame Street Is 40 Today, Also a Liberal Conspiracy That Will Indoctrinate Your Kids
    Oscar the Grouch did not HAVE an abortion, he is a male. He knocked up Prairie Dawn and paid Ralph the Dog (who is a part time abortionist) to take care of the problem. Maria held her hand during the entire procedure. #sarahpalin
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    Image of pollyannacowgirl pollyannacowgirl
    11/10/09

    @momof3wildkids: And Snuffy escorted her past the protestors. #sarahpalin
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    11/10/09

    @pollyannacowgirl: Bob, clearly, was one of the protesters. #sarahpalin
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/10/09

    In reply to Sesame Street Is 40 Today, Also a Liberal Conspiracy That Will Indoctrinate Your Kids
    Why do conservatives think "Fox" is a "pox"?
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    Image of malo-ji malo-ji
    11/01/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston: Sad, Sorry, Suing for Custody of His Son, and Still Maybe Keeping Very Big Secrets
    "Are you tryin' to seduce me Mrs Robinso ... er Palin?" #levijohnston
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    10/31/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston: Sad, Sorry, Suing for Custody of His Son, and Still Maybe Keeping Very Big Secrets
    The truth does sound different and this little boy is telling the truth. #levijohnston
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    10/31/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston: Sad, Sorry, Suing for Custody of His Son, and Still Maybe Keeping Very Big Secrets
    Levi Johnston reminds me of Joe Buck from Midnight Cowboy.The heartwarming story of a naive male prostitute and his sickly friend (Tank Jones) struggling to survive on the streets of New York City.
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    10/31/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston: Sad, Sorry, Suing for Custody of His Son, and Still Maybe Keeping Very Big Secrets
    John McCain should be so honest... I like this kid. I'm not going to look at his pee pee though. #levijohnston
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    10/31/09

    @TroisFilles: Liar. #levijohnston
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    11/01/09

    @Airvault: I could take apeek at his abs... And I do have excellent periperhal vision. I will not claim resposibility to glancing at his muddlagoondi though. If I see it, it will have been an accident. (My God, how often do you get to use the future perfect tense and not be speaking a dead language?) #levijohnston
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