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    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    11/29/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy Finally Debunked by Inevitably Insane Rachel Sklar?
    I wish mainstream gay guys would become a little more sensitive to trans/intersex issues, but I also wish the U.S. would create a Western European-style social safety net and that my fingers suddenly transformed into delicious, regenerative mini-calzones, but none of it is ever going to happen, so whatevs. Party on.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    @Solomon Grundy: I'm straight. Sigh.
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    Edited by Foster Kamer at 11/29/09 11:53 PM Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    12:17 AM

    @Foster Kamer: Oh, my mistake. Anyhow, mostly I'm still thinking about how amazing it would be if my fingers were made of calzones, like a much more delicious gingerbread man.
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    Image of ZiggyStardust ZiggyStardust
    11/29/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy Finally Debunked by Inevitably Insane Rachel Sklar?
    This post is perfect, except for one thing: Your future verb tense in claiming that Rachel Sklar "is starting to go insane."

    For those of us who adore her, we all know she went insane in the horror that was 2005. Or earlier.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/29/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy Finally Debunked by Inevitably Insane Rachel Sklar?
    FAVORITE FUCKING POST EVER.
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    11/29/09

    @Matt Cherette: This was my response as well.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/29/09

    @Matt Cherette: Your name was pounding in my head like freaking bongos as I read this.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/29/09

    @DahlELama: Haha, really?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/29/09

    @Matt Cherette: Congratulations--you have officially made your name synonymous with Lady Gaga's in my head.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/29/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy Finally Debunked by Inevitably Insane Rachel Sklar?
    The theory just has a big gaping hole.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    @Baroness: You're talking about her "vagina," aren't you?
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/29/09

    @Foster Kamer: Guy, no, logically I would have said that!
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    Image of mostlymartian mostlymartian
    11/29/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy Finally Debunked by Inevitably Insane Rachel Sklar?
    Nobody on a gay run website finds this "ha ha ha, she has a dick!" stuff and the "ha ha ha, she looks like a man!" thing it derived from offensive to intersex people and not exactly compatible with LGBT friendliness?
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    Image of Aatom Aatom
    11/29/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy Finally Debunked by Inevitably Insane Rachel Sklar?
    If one of you can get video of Gaga peeing on Adam Lambert, then I think we will have a clear win.
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    Image of Tits_LaRue Tits_LaRue
    11/29/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy Finally Debunked by Inevitably Insane Rachel Sklar?
    HAHAHA!!!! (gasp!) OH HO HO! (wheeze) Ahhhh, (wipes tears out of eyes) That "Lady Gaga Has A Penis" speculation NEVER GETS OLD!!! HAHAHA!!!!

    Oh, wait... Yes it does.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    @Tits_LaRue: It's being retired today. But it's not as old as commenters telling me what to write.
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    Tits_LaRue promoted this comment Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of Tits_LaRue Tits_LaRue
    11/29/09

    @Foster Kamer: I didn't 'tell you what to write,' nor would I. I just don't "get" why the Gaga peen obsession is considered so! gasp! funny! that it needs to be addressed on an almost daily basis.
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    Image of Aatom Aatom
    11/29/09

    @Tits_LaRue: Im actually partial to the way you think here in general, but Foster and his obsessions are always funny, and funny always wins.
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    Image of lakk lakk
    11/29/09

    @Foster Kamer: Keep up the good work, Foster. Weekend Gawker consistently delivers two days of complete and utter lolitude, and for that I salute you!
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    @Tits_LaRue: I've tried to pull out Gaga's Penis with discretion. I think we've only done three full posts on it, this included.
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    11/29/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy Finally Debunked by Inevitably Insane Rachel Sklar?
    Ha! Stefani in High School was never accused of being a dude. Maybe a little weird yes, but never a dude. Girl wore tiny little skirts like the rest of us.

    Doesn't anyone get that she's fucking with the media like a hot version of Andy Kaufman?
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    Image of eleusiswalks eleusiswalks
    11/29/09

    @fatmonalisa: I think a lot of people get that. It's certainly part of why I think she's brill.
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    Image of boozeshaman boozeshaman
    11/29/09

    @fatmonalisa: I thought the "hot version" of Andy Kaufman WAS Andy Kaufman
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    11/29/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy Finally Debunked by Inevitably Insane Rachel Sklar?
    Let's just hope Ms. Sklar doesn't know Tiger. There is a story with legs.
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    Image of RachelSklar RachelSklar
    11/29/09

    @belltolls: I do not know Tiger, though my name is Rachel.
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    Image of RachelSklar RachelSklar
    11/29/09

    @RachelSklar: p.s. Foster you're hilarious.
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    Image of VieSociety VieSociety
    10/12/09

    In reply to Todd English's Cold Feet Wedding Scandal: Prenups, Press Plays, and Domestic Abuse
    Virtually *none* of their online registry @ Tiffany.com has been filled - which hints that most family/friends were well aware that this shitshow was off long before the actual wedding day.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    10/12/09

    In reply to Todd English's Cold Feet Wedding Scandal: Prenups, Press Plays, and Domestic Abuse
    He looks and acts like a male Elizabeth Taylor.
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    Image of Cynical Media Bitch Cynical Media Bitch
    10/12/09

    @miss_msry: Hmm... I was thinking Ray Liotta, circa Goodfellas.
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    Image of Martiniman Martiniman
    10/12/09

    In reply to Todd English's Cold Feet Wedding Scandal: Prenups, Press Plays, and Domestic Abuse
    Guess the headline is "After last minute stand-up, Wang is severed."
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    Image of eastofwest eastofwest
    10/12/09

    In reply to Todd English's Cold Feet Wedding Scandal: Prenups, Press Plays, and Domestic Abuse
    This chick is a piece of work. I'm friends with several people who have known/worked with him for years. People who know his faults and are honest about them. But her story is bullshit.

    She was abusive to his staff, throwing fits and tantrums when they didn't treat her with enough deference. She has pushed for a wedding for at least a year and would check into hotels as "Mrs. Todd English." His kids despised her. He has wanted out for a very long time and everyone is his camp is so relieved that it's finally, finally over.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/12/09

    @eastofwest: OK, so why then not break up with her long, long ago? She sounds like no prize, but he sounds like an immature child who doesn't like confrontation.
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    Image of tonilost tonilost
    10/12/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor:
    yep, and why wasnt the reception canceled? Something is not right here, was he afraid of her and figured he could avoid her wrath by just not showing up?
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    10/12/09

    @tonilost: Did you read the article? Apparently the wedding was canceled a week before, but she went ahead with the reception anyway, in part as a publicity/spin ploy. And also I'm sure it was too late to get the deposits back for the event. If my wedding fell apart a week before, I might do the same thing.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/12/09

    @Atilla the Bun: I'd be calling up Second Harvest and then saving money on the booze, etc. I'm sure she thought she would get back at him by exposing him as a jerk, but they both sound like completely self-involved idiots.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/12/09

    @eastofwest: Can you email me? Foster@Gawker.com.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/12/09

    In reply to Todd English's Cold Feet Wedding Scandal: Prenups, Press Plays, and Domestic Abuse
    I miss celebrity scandals where the parties involved were, in fact, celebrities. I'm old-fashioned like that.
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    Image of karion karion
    10/12/09

    In reply to Todd English's Cold Feet Wedding Scandal: Prenups, Press Plays, and Domestic Abuse
    From the puffy Page Six article:
    "I guess it wasn't meant to be. I'm upset at the way it was handled. When I look back, I realize that I asked every single question a woman should have asked. He just avoided details. I've been thinking about it a lot, and I could really be bitter, but I actually still believe in love."

    OH HAI! That's a poorly executed Gouldism unless accompanied by a rooftop swimsuit pic.
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