It's too early for another "fauxlebrity" to monopolize the gossip pages. Who the devil is Tinsley Mortimer, and why should I care?? Why, back in MY day, we had "real" celebrities, like Paris, Britney and Lindsay Lohan. The quality is going waaaay down...bring back Bennifer!
Not sure we care about where Brad and Angelina like to bone. However, we're pretty interested in Lady Gaga's boner, apparently. How is the Lady Gaga pecker thing not the top story? And seriously, Jolie-Pitts, when I think Hollywood and Grotto, I think of Hefner and the early 80's. Brad, it may be time to update the ranch a little.
Pool sex is overrated, chlorine is the anti lube... (but of course they have some magical grotto filled with the snot of unicorns which is the mystical love potion given only to people this perfect)
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@vampirebris: see!
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@vampirebris: imagine that set of eyes peaking through your blinds. Or worse, a ski mask.
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