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Yesterday, CNN introduced new headline t-shirts and we bemoaned their shamelessness. Then we shamelessly held a contest for the best fake ones! Betty Crocker wins (with an assist from Tnuc)! Simple. Effective. Also it may get you arrested. Unfortunately you can't actually buy these hacked shirts, nor can you even hack them anymore. Maybe we'll try to work out something else?Win an Offensive CNN T-Shirt!
CNN.com introduced a new feature today that allows you to buy t-shirts featuring some of their more outrageous headlines. Of course, even their most outrageous headlines are no match for the ones various bloggers and commenters are creating using their easily-hacked t-shirt store URLs. So let's have a contest! Knock up one that's funny—not purely offensive, please—and whichever one tickles our fancy the most wins a prize. If we're able too! Examples to get you started here and in the comments here. Enter in the comments below with a link and, if you can manage, an image of the shirt. Quick, before they fix it! The prize? We'll buy you the t-shirt you created! (If we can.) Standard contest rules apply.
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A Hopeless Task
How can journalism schools encourage the entrepreneurial instincts of would-be journalists? The University of Southern California's Online Journalism Review wants to know, and I can think of no answer except this: close. Maybe you'll be more constructive. Questions, after the jump. I'll forward the best of your responses. More »
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Fashion Week Foto Funnies Contest!
Oh hey, it's Fashion Week! Again! It's like monthly now, right? Anyway—Denton authorized us to hand out a FREE $100 AMAZON GIFT CARD to the first person to send us their best Fashion Week Hilarious Sneaky Paparazzi-Style Shot. Of Anna Wintour or otherwise, it's up to you. (That photo, of course, is from the inimitable Julia Allison)
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One Robocall Worth Taking
Potential voters in tomorrow's Super Tuesday primaries are receiving automated calls from actress Scarlett Johansson, one of Barack Obama's more glamorous supporters. (A $100 Amazon.com certificate to the first person who can provide us audio.) Update: And here it is. Thanks, Albert!
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Hey, You Like Dudes?
So we were wondering which way you swing? We don't know why the ad department wants to ask you this—but anyway, if you take this not-at-all invasive survey about your sexual preferences, and enter your e-mail address, you could win a $250 gift certificate from Amazon.com. And, quite possibly, for the gays, a date with Managing Editor Choire Sicha! He's extremely desperate! Standard contest rules apply. More »
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Thanks to this week's advertisers, who love the sport and everyone who plays it. Care to catch a game with them? Additional information here. There's even more excitement this week: Answer this poll from Bravo's Shear Genius, enter your e-mail address, and you could win a $100 gift certificate from Spafinder! And thanks to our advertisers: American Apparel, Canon, IFC TV, LivePersonalShoppers.com, MSNBC, Mergers & Acquisitions, Nokia, Perfect Stranger, Bravo's Shear Genius, SV Supreme Vodka, Sprint, UWISHUNU.com, VW.
Our Advertisers Love Women's Basketball; Contest
Thanks to this week's advertisers, who love the sport and everyone who plays it. Care to catch a game with them? Additional information here. There's even more excitement this week: Answer this poll from Bravo's Shear Genius, enter your e-mail address, and you could win a $100 gift certificate from Spafinder! And thanks to our advertisers: American Apparel, Canon, IFC TV, LivePersonalShoppers.com, MSNBC, Mergers & Acquisitions, Nokia, Perfect Stranger, Bravo's Shear Genius, SV Supreme Vodka, Sprint, UWISHUNU.com, VW.
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Solidarity and accountability! Because why not, it's not like they're mutually exclusive or something. If you're interested in joining the fun, more info is available here.
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Our Advertisers Are All About Solidarity, Contest
Solidarity and accountability! Because why not, it's not like they're mutually exclusive or something. If you're interested in joining the fun, more info is available here.
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Our Advertisers Think Bald Is Beautiful, Free Ipod Shuffle
Go ahead, shave it off. Our advertisers will still think you're pretty. Interested in joining their very accepting ranks? Info is here. Also, do you want a free ipod shuffle in your choice of color? Why, simply fill out this survey and include your email address. The usual rules apply. More »
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Our sponsors are sitting shirtless on the bed atop a pile of hundred dollar bills. Care to join in? More info here.
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Our Advertisers Are Hot, Well-Shot; Contest
Our sponsors are sitting shirtless on the bed atop a pile of hundred dollar bills. Care to join in? More info here.
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Thanks to this week's sponsors, whose e-mails are always spell-checked and coherent. Interested in joining their ranks? More info here.
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Our Advertisers Are More Than Adequite; Contest
Thanks to this week's sponsors, whose e-mails are always spell-checked and coherent. Interested in joining their ranks? More info here.
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Our Advertisers Would Never Lie on Their MySpace; Contest
Thanks to this week's sponsors, we can continue to bring you breaking reports about Jackson Pollis's nipples for another week. Interested in joining their valiant ranks? More info here. After the jump, we continue to sing their praises, and tell you how you can win a $150 gift card to the Levi's Store merely by sending an email. Sponsored by: Levi's Jeans The Original Definitive Jeans Brand. Find your Levi's Style Online: www.levisstore.com. More »
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Douches: Harder To Bag Than We Thought
Preliminary results are in, and the quest to replace 'Douchebag' in our insult lexicon is going well — well, sort of. Despite all your helpful emails and comments, we're still looking for something with douchebag's je ne sais quoi. The way it trips off the tongue in two syllables is especially important, we've noticed, so that unfortunately eliminates all the choads, snatches, and pricks from the running to be America's Next Top Word That Means Douchebag. And extra points will be awarded if the epithet has douchebag's remarkable ability to be shortened (douche, d-bag) and lengthened (douchebaggery, douchebaguette, douche-o-matic, doucheology, etc). What we're getting at, dear twatwaffles, is that in spite of your Tourette's-y outbursts yesterday, we're still looking. Write or comment, and do it soon — we left the Balneol in the office lavatory, and let's just say that this is one busy household. More »
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Douches: Time To Bag It?
Now that half of us have a vagina (it's like Middlesex!) there's been some discussion of the whole D-word issue. Don't get us wrong. It's not that (50%) of our delicate ladyish sensibilities are offended or anything; far from it. It's just that, as vagina-havers, we want to branch out a little bit in the realm of vagina-related insults. Also, we couldn't help but notice that the trope is now so bitten and tired, it pretty much begs to be called "Already Over" (if Already Over wasn't Already Over, obvs). Plus, Dolce has co-opted it for his own use. What a fucking asswizard!But after scraping the barrel-bottom pretty hard, we couldn't come up with a replacement term of insultdearment. So we turn to you, dear readers. What is the new word we'll be overusing compulsively? Email, or just leave 'em in the comments. The winning neologist will receive a bottle of luxurious Balneol Perianal Cleansing Lotion, pictured above. It may not seem like much, but according to a commenter at drugstore.com, "it will last at least 6 to 8 months even in the most busy of households." Rules here.
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Our Advertisers Will Protect You from Jared Leto; Contest
Thanks to this week's sponsors, our blogging fingers remain safe from Jared Leto. Care to join them? More info here. More »
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A breathy thanks to this week's sponsors, most of whom are financial backers of every Meatpacking District venue we've mentioned this week. Interested in our dirty machinations? More info here.
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Advertiser Swan Song and Contest
A breathy thanks to this week's sponsors, most of whom are financial backers of every Meatpacking District venue we've mentioned this week. Interested in our dirty machinations? More info here.
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