Man in Critical Condition After Queen Hosts Corgi Petting Party

A groundskeeper at Sandringham House, a private residence in Norfolk where the royal family gathers every year for the most regimented Christmas fun one could ever imagine, remains in critical condition after falling off a riding lawnmower and becoming submerged in a small lake on the property on Monday.
Thatz Not Okay: Making Enemies at Dinner; Feeding a Jewish Dog Ham
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Queen Could Care Less About Prince Harry Taliban Threats; Her Corgi is Dead
The Taliban might as well do whatever to Prince Harry now—briefly kidnap him, take nudie pictures with him, elect him vice-president of the organization—who cares. Queen Elizabeth won't even notice he's missing.
