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    Keith Olbermann Now Just Andy From The Office

    Ivy League Jocks Play Dress-Up With Their Own Clothing Line

    Ivy League School's Janitors First Line Of Defense Against Student Suicides

    Apple is, once again, big man on campus

    Also, Cornell's Parents Totally Aren't Going to Be Home This Weekend, and the Liquor Cabinet's Unlocked, So You Should Come By, OK? Guys?
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    Image of Mick Mick
    03/07/09

    In reply to Keith Olbermann Now Just Andy From The Office
    Fort Walton Beach is a poor excuse for a town. I should know. I live about a mile from the sign.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    03/06/09

    In reply to Keith Olbermann Now Just Andy From The Office
    All my diplomas are from Ivy league schools, all ranked much higher than Cornell.


    But they lost their prestige in my eyes when they, you know, let me in.


    To point at my diplomas is to say, "Hey look who I fooled!" So I don't brag about them. And they show their appreciation for that by never asking me for money.

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    03/06/09

    In reply to Keith Olbermann Now Just Andy From The Office
    Hey, beer me my dignity.
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    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    03/06/09

    In reply to Keith Olbermann Now Just Andy From The Office
    "How do you tell people you're going to Cornell without sounding like you're bragging?" asked a member of the incoming class of 2012 recently on collegeconfidential.com. Easy: Tell them, "I'm going to Cornell."


    [www.radaronline.com]

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    Image of the rzo the rzo
    03/06/09

    In reply to Keith Olbermann Now Just Andy From The Office
    His Janet Reno-style impression of Ann Coulter's voice is even more irritating than his regular one. Also, can anyone else hearing creepy organ music in the background, or I'm I just losing my mind?
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    Image of the rzo the rzo
    03/06/09

    @the rzo: Rather, "is anyone else hearing creepy organ music in the background, or am I just losing my mind?" I've obviously already lost my proofreading skills.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    03/06/09

    In reply to Keith Olbermann Now Just Andy From The Office
    Things are bad when you're fighting with Ann Coulter over farming techniques. I'd much rather Bill Maher yell at me about the desecration of the American Spirit entitled the Snuggie.



    + Watch video
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    03/06/09

    In reply to Keith Olbermann Now Just Andy From The Office
    I want to the REAL Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, not that faker in Venice Beach.
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    03/06/09

    In reply to Keith Olbermann Now Just Andy From The Office
    that will be me in a year and a half.


    also, STOP EMBARRASSING OUR SCHOOL KEITH. kthxbai

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    Image of Arceus Arceus
    03/06/09

    In reply to Keith Olbermann Now Just Andy From The Office
    So this basically makes Olbermann the equivalent of Barnard girls saying that they went to Columbia.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    03/06/09

    @Arceus: Yeah, I can't tell you how many people I've met who claim to be Columbia grads when they went to Columbia Teacher's College.
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    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    03/06/09

    In reply to Keith Olbermann Now Just Andy From The Office
    In a less PC era, the Yale Band used to perform a skit every time we played Cornell. It usually focused on the Cornell University School of Hotel Administration and the fact that you could get a Cornell degree in passing out room keys.
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    03/06/09

    @smithhimself: False, the Hotel School degree means that you are ridiculous at muffin-baking and bed-making.
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    03/06/09

    @Thatcornellguy: Well they had to put those skills in some school after they changed the "College of Home Economics" to the "College of Human Ecology."
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    Image of Pareene Pareene
    03/06/09

    @smithhimself: i too miss the days when one group of ivy leaguers could mock another group of ivy leaguers without incurring the wrath of the PC THOUGHT POLICE.
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    03/06/09

    @WaltzingMatilda(theOriginal): the only diff between HumEc and the Hotel School is that the Hotel School learns how to kiss people's asses.
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    Image of ADismalScience ADismalScience
    03/06/09

    In reply to Keith Olbermann Now Just Andy From The Office
    And the total audience for all this Cornell and Rhodes bloviating was what? A fraction of an "O'Reilly Factor" rerun?
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    03/06/09

    In reply to Keith Olbermann Now Just Andy From The Office
    WEll, Yale's motto is Locks et Veritas.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    03/06/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Heh.
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    Image of PrettyNotPretty PrettyNotPretty
    03/06/09

    In reply to Keith Olbermann Now Just Andy From The Office
    Wait, people actually frame their diplomas? I thought that was just something doctors did so you can make sure they actually graduated from med school and aren't just trying to harvest your organs. Mine's still in the cardboard envelope in which it was mailed to me, at the bottom of my closet under the laundry bin.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    03/06/09

    @PrettyNotPretty: Mine is framed. You've got to put something on the walls when you have an office. Currently, the framed diploma is in a drawer.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    03/06/09

    @PrettyNotPretty: Mine's still in its cardboard tube, like a poster. I've taken it out a couple of times, and that's its permanent shape now.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    03/06/09

    @PrettyNotPretty: Mine and my husband's are framed on our bedroom wall, right next to his desk. I think it gives it that "ignore that we're too poor to have an abode with an office because now our bedroom totally looks like one!" look.
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    Image of The2ndMrsDeWinter The2ndMrsDeWinter
    03/06/09

    @PrettyNotPretty: I've no idea where mine is, actually.


    My mom thought that interviewers asked to see your diploma on job interviews. She was shocked that they just pretty much took my word for the fact that I have a genuine B.A. in English from a school no one has ever heard of.

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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    03/06/09

    @PrettyNotPretty: I dunno, my parents framed mine and have it hanging in their bedroom. I think they like having proof I've at least finished something in my life
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    03/06/09

    @PrettyNotPretty: mine is framed, because my parents framed it. it's laying underneath a pile of clothing i plan to give to goodwill, currently.
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    Image of sassypants sassypants
    03/06/09

    @The2ndMrsDeWinter: I have no idea where my undergrad or grad diplomas are. Hadn't thought about that until now. The only thing I can easily locate that has any relevance to my education is my student loan bills.
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    03/06/09

    @PrettyNotPretty: My (laser printed on weak-assed paper) degree came to me in a cardboard mailer with a suspiciously poo-colored stain in the left corner.
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    Image of PrettyNotPretty PrettyNotPretty
    03/06/09

    @DahlELama: I have a certificate of completion from the Penthouse Gentleman's Club, where my friends and I took a stripper class for a birthday party. I hung it above the nightstand in my bedroom as a joke.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    03/06/09

    @PrettyNotPretty: Hey now! Did you get to learn the pole in the first class, or is that the advanced class?
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    03/06/09

    In reply to Keith Olbermann Now Just Andy From The Office
    I can't stand him anymore. Should I hand in my liberal credentials?
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    03/06/09

    @DennyCrane: He's not really a liberal. He's just another angry white guy who happens to be on our side of the issues.
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    Image of acridsheep acridsheep
    03/06/09

    In reply to Keith Olbermann Now Just Andy From The Office
    From way downtown... bang.
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