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    Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial

    The Hipster Grifter Has a Great Reality TV Show Pitch

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    Image of Drunken Economist Drunken Economist
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Hipster Grifter Has a Great Reality TV Show Pitch
    I'm seeing a hatful of hotdog down the hallway.

    Seriously, this babe passes the Drunkio acid test: Is her writing style better than Sarah Lacey's?

    I mean, when Lacey is NOT taking dictation from Vivek Wadhwa?

    I'd spill, but that's another Lingham down a Yoni hallway in and of itself.

    Also, I'll take a 'Bukkake Tour' over an 'Emerging Markets whilst riding dirty animals' tour anyday.

    That's an idea: Hipster Grifter and Sarah Lacey hooking up.
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    Edited by Drunken Economist at 11/18/09 5:36 AM Drunken Economist was starred Drunken Economist was unstarred
    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    Dial #mymymybutt — that’s pound my my my butt. #infomercials
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    Exactly. How does one explain not having some of this in their pockets? So what? Your ass is just out all day, without spray, coming in close contact with other people's asses, leaving ass marks on chairs, in your clothes, on subway seats, maybe on someone's bed sheets (if you're lucky, eh)...and no spray? How will you ever function with someone knowing that you indeed have an ass, and that your ass does exactly what their ass does in the privacy of its own assness? Some things are only for the imagining. And having an ass is certainly one of those things. Ridiculous. #infomercials
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    "I added the +my my my butt" as an after thought. That's what we're really paid to do...."

    He should be a magazine editor. #infomercials
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    Reading this post brings to mind the classic Patsy Cline song "Don't It Make My Brown-Eye Blue." #infomercials
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    Image of ejcsanfran ejcsanfran
    11/17/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: Crystal Gayle... Patsy Cline sang "I Fall To Pieces (of Shit)" #infomercials
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/17/09

    @ejcsanfran: Classics both. Thanks for the heads-up. (FYI, I had this reckless impulse to make another rectal reference, but someone has to dive on the grenade of bad taste that this string has become...) #infomercials
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    Image of ejcsanfran ejcsanfran
    11/17/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: Isn't having too many rectal references like being too rich or too thin..? #infomercials
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/17/09

    @ejcsanfran: Are you speaking empirically? Oddly enough, that's a rhetorical question. #infomercials
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    "I was handing the guy a tool and positioned myself so that I would have to cross his hind-quarters..."

    Six weeks after ordering, I received something VERY different in the mail. #infomercials
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/17/09

    @AzureTexan: it's comedy that writes itself, really. #infomercials
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/17/09

    @BadUncle: Yeah, man, sometimes they just put it on a tee, don't they. #infomercials
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    (the green stuff was added in post...of course.)

    So green fumes don't come out of people's butts? I don't know what to believe anymore. #infomercials
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    I'm now using Aspray, Sphincterine and Fresh Balls. Got it all covered. #infomercials
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/17/09

    @depardoo: Don't forget the TaintWick! #infomercials
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    Image of PrincessKashmir PrincessKashmir
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Taint something he'd likely forget! #infomercials
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/17/09

    @PrincessKashmir: you never know- it's not exactly the perineal favorite. #infomercials
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: PS: This is the best pun I've ever made. I'm going to buy myself a beer tonight over this one. #infomercials
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Oh, well played, sir. #infomercials
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    Image of PrincessKashmir PrincessKashmir
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Not that my presence means anything to this hallowed ground, but I am so coming back to this site because of this comment. (This is serious, not sarcastic.) I will happily buy you a six-pack. A 12-pack! #infomercials
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Manly, yes, but I like it too!! #infomercials
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/18/09

    @PrincessKashmir: @CumaeanSibyl: Athankyou all!
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    Image of Shadowlayer Shadowlayer
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Hipster Grifter Has a Great Reality TV Show Pitch
    Not a hottie, but what the eff, if the bukkake invite is free... #kariferrell
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    Image of onehotmess onehotmess
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Hipster Grifter Has a Great Reality TV Show Pitch
    I cant with this chick...ughhhhh. #kariferrell
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    Edited by onehotmess at 11/09/09 8:56 PM onehotmess was starred onehotmess was unstarred
    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Hipster Grifter Has a Great Reality TV Show Pitch
    I mean NBC is desperate for programming and this is definitely too niche for Fox so...I think she has a shot with the (pea)cock.

    That was too easy. #kariferrell
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    Image of mladen mladen
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Hipster Grifter Has a Great Reality TV Show Pitch
    Kari as the Fugitive?

    OK, let's run with it, for A&E. Dog as Gerard.

    Or if he's too old to run around the world all season, how about Jesse Ventura? #kariferrell
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Hipster Grifter Has a Great Reality TV Show Pitch
    Gentlemen, start your beards. #kariferrell
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    11/09/09

    @Beau Nerd: LIKE! #kariferrell
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Hipster Grifter Has a Great Reality TV Show Pitch
    I don't understand how grown adult men can hate on an attractive woman who wants to have a bukkake-sesh in every country. Seriously, who are we as a people? Have we lost our basic humanity? She wishes to come up with euphemisms for female genitalia and wants to go on the "LAM". And you people need reminding that these are wonderful things? This is a sad day for America. #kariferrell
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    Image of Products Will Save Me Products Will Save Me
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Hipster Grifter Has a Great Reality TV Show Pitch
    Human garbage. #kariferrell
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