One of the perils of working at a gossip site in the age of internet tipsters is that you never know whether you are corresponding with a person who is about to unmask the next Craigslist Congressman—or a demented pervert who is masturbating while describing an imaginary encounter with a starlet.

It is well known that you can email Steve Jobs at sjobs@apple.com. It is less well-known that he sometimes responds. He has been doing this a lot lately. Come on, everybody, let's email Steve Jobs!

Nothing good ever happens when you're in Canada. Take the case of a white-collar pauper who traveled North only to have his wife back home cheat with a lawyer. Enraged and hurt, the pioneer started emailing everyone he knows.